Asking this because of what happened to me earlier...maybe spoilers:


Just been ambushed by vampires in the Government District, fight starts going, spells, exploding vamps etc...when suddenly Jan (who I hadn't spoken to yet) starts going on with his stories (to koin party)!!! SHUT UP GNOME, I'M BUSY!!! LOL

Well, it was funny at the time, Jan trying to sell me stuff when I was fighting the vampires. *shrugs*

apart from the things intended by the designers (the blair witch project spoof had me in hysterics)...

nalia asking how we were helping the less fortunate when we were freeing slaves
turning firkraag into a squirrel... as a consolation for jan as plainly he can´t have boo
irenicus snuffing it before i had a chance to actively do anything (chain contingency from a scoll with horrid wiltings)... what an anticlimactic ending...
liches running around the sarcophagus trying to catch one of my chars while the rest pelt them with missiles
adalon dying in a single hit (quivering palm)... impressive what monks can do...
message in hell: you can´t rest here, either go outside or find an inn...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by F. Gottwald:

message in hell: you can´t rest here, either go outside or find an inn...<hr></blockquote>

???

hmm, funniest thing ever?

well, on a far away plane i hit someone with 16 simultaneous skull trap detonations - and she survived, which was a bit disapointing i thought.

jaheria coming up with romance dialogues mid-dungeon hack.

thats about it.

I was trying to sleep and Anomen asking me to go to a secluded corner to talk...we were in the middle of a tomb trying to heal after a big fight... he always was hitting on me at inopportune times

The funniest thing I've seen in the game was when I was doing the bridge puzzle in the Unseeing Eye Quest. After the first multiple choice question was asked, and before I could choose an answer, Minsc popped up and made a choice! Of course it was wrong, and shades started attacking my party as a result, but who cared? It was a delight to see a party member take the option away from me, on their own initiative. :D

Funniest thing that eva happened to me was on Brynnlaw..... I Killed Desharik... .came back from Spellhold... went into his house... he was there again.... so to set things straight I kill the Bastard again.... then we are about to Leave.... Desharik comes AGAIN... and hes worrying about coming on the brink of Madness??? I got into the hysterics then... I was laughing so much I couldnt kill him again [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Minsc, beserked, using Lilarcor, Fighting a werewolf, who i had turned into into a squirrel and having 3 critial misses in row and then failing morale and running away. :). Kinda funny seeing minsc running from a squirrel

minsc "Ahhhhhhhhhh, giant space squirrel has come to take you, Boo!!"

Actually..i think the beserk state must have worn off by then..thinking about it.

And i had aerie trying to romance during a pit fight in the underdark.

My party was just about to fight Firkraag - we'd had the dialogue, he turned hostile (red) and then Jaheira (with her annoying conversations) began with: "Sometimes, I wonder...."

I mean talk about bad timing [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>message in hell: you can´t rest here, either go outside or find an inn... <hr></blockquote>
Dude, that's way funny! :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Minsc, beserked, using Lilarcor, Fighting a werewolf, who i had turned into into a squirrel and having 3 critial misses in row and then failing morale and running away. :). Kinda funny seeing minsc running from a squirrel <hr></blockquote>

(just visualising here...)
HEHEHEHE, can you imagine this huge guy with a twohanded sword swinging wildly away at a squirrel and completly missing! And then to top it all of, he runs away screaming: "I can't take it anymore!!! Aarrghhh!!! I hate squirrels!!!"
All the while Lilarcor screams: "Heh! Where ya goin'!!! The squirrels' still alive!!! Come on ya nancy boy!!! Kill the fluffy squirrel!!! Come on!!!".

with fiirkrag as soon as dialogue finished he was dead from finger of death.Also once when i set loads of tarps where Bodhi appeared, went through dialog all the traps went off after half a second she commented on it being interesting then ran off!

Heh, heh....I only killed Desharik twice, but I've already killed Saemon Havarian, and I'm expecting him to show up again sooner or later. [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm in Sahaugin City, running around pickpocketing sharks (I didn't even know sharks HAD pockets), and you know, I never imagined I would meet a FUNNY Beholder. :D

Then there's Imoen. (Slight spoilers here) You start off in a dungeon, you don't have a CLUE where in the world you might be. You finally escape to the open air, and before you have a chance to ask a passerby where the hell you are, Imoen is whisked away by some Cowled Wizards. She presumably undergoes constant torture in a highly secluded, maximum-security fortress, with no contact at all with the outside world.....yet when you finally get back to her, she somehow knows all about Athkatla geography, because she told be she'd be waiting for me at the Copper Coronet! Smart girl, this Imoen.

Trying to rest at some inn, kept getting the message "Can not rest at this time" and "Can not save during battle".

Battle? I says. What the hell are you talking about, I was just walking around town. Tried several more times before giving up and going outside, only to discover the true problem. A cat was beating the crap out of a rat. The rat got a couple good shots in for one hp damage, but the cat was winning.

Nice work in putting that in the game, bad that it counts as me being in a fight.

Well did u get in there and give the cat, as minsc puts it"righteous fury!!"?????

[ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: Glorfindel ]</p>

Yeah, I tried something of the pest-control nature back in BG1: I used Algernon's Cloak (Man, I miss that thing :( ) to Charm the cat at the Nashkel Mines and had it attack the rats. The only problem was its claws count as an empty hand, and so could only know the rats unconscious. Oh well. Stupid cat.

While getting ready to battle the Shadow Dragon...summoning spells cast, all the standard buff spells cast except Defensive Harmony, which I save for last (short duration)...select Jaheira, select cast spell, but before I can click DH, she interrupts

'Can we chat for a moment, or is this a bad time?'

Um..yes dear, this is a bad time.

-sb

;) yes.... it seems that bad timing romances are quite interesting

The funniest thing that happened to me was in bg1 I was in Nashkel and a ghoul popped up so a walked up to it about to swing and it let a fart loose on my party, I made quick work after that insident

Hmm...well, i was soloing my sorceress (not a male sorcerer, but a female sorceress :D )when i was in Firkraag's dungeon, i came across an Adamantite Golem, so i figured "hey, Minsc beat the S*** outta an iron golem, why not an adamantite?" So, i gave him my best "real" weapon and had him attack, 10 secs later, he was almost dead and didn't do any damage, so i gave him Staff of Rynn, and he kilt that freakin thing faster than nothin...I mean, beatin the crap outta this HUGE thing made outta Adamantium alloy with a freakin piece of wood! it was pretty funny...guess you had to be there ;)

Funniest things thats ever happened to me was when I was doing the shadow thief quest, before I talked to Mae`Var Aerie had just said something about that she was happy to travel with me and that we are doing such great things.

Working with Shadow Thieves is great? Whats gotten into you?!

This also maybe a Spoiler.

Another one is that when I was freeing Garren's daughter, after I reached Firkraag's Lair Jaheria started to chat, (bad timing Jaheria). After Jaheria, Aerie started to complain about her wings again and she thinks shes ugly, another bad timing it was.

Seen a load of funny stuff, but nothing as funny as Minsc trying to get me an Ice-weasel a-la his Boo. Either that or Mazzy dominating Anomen to be her Squire [img]smile.gif[/img]

I was trying my pick pocket on everyone, and this little begger boy caught me and turned hostile. I had AI on so one of my guys whacked em, and I lost something like 5-10 rep points.

Korgen(korgon?) pipes up and says "I approve greatly of the path we are taking?!?"

I didn't know he was such an evil bastard.

Hmmm... funniest thing?

AHA!

Charming Jon Irenicus and using his own disintegrate on himself. Minimal effort, maximum results.

Some of the NPC dialogue things (like, "I never imagined we'd be doing such great things!" while I'm breaking into a house)... the best one was Imoen saying "I don't feel like I fit in with the people in the city anymore." We were in the Drow city - ROFL!
I also enjoyed the fight with the lich in the drow city - I walk in, lose control of my characters. The lich is just standing there, everybody stops attacking - except for my archer. She shoots EVERY single arrow in her quiver ("My weapon has no effect!"), then grabs the longsword which she can hardly use and pokes the lich to death while it stares at her. THEN Jarlaxle teleports me out, tells me to kill the lich ("um, it's already dead")...

These r really funny guys, keep em up!

I have this glitch on my computer which means that if my party is silenced and a fight finishes, if someone was meant to talk and give you a magic object you would get it, but the conversation would end when you had to say something, so I ended up getting tonnes of money and twice as many weapons as I normally would if I completed a 'messy' job.

Then you have to think about the moral knockons from when a half-orc romances somone. Wow, I would really like to do that. You can't quite compare a female half-orc with someone like Denise Richards, or Jordan now can you?

If you try strange combinations of people, like jan and Korgan, Jan and Minsc, Jan and Edwin, Jan and Sarevok, Edwin and Viconia, well Jan and anyone really you get some pretty funy outcomes.

Then you get the strangest flukes in the game. One of which my Archer came up against. A goblin, cuz the rest were killed off by my shooting, was running at me. With a THAC0 of -5 you would think it would be easy to hit the lil tihs. Critical Miss, miss, Critical miss, then he actually hits me in close combat, the first swing and all. As his hit was a critical 1 and I wasn't wearing a helmet, only the peraly white ioun stone he did 12 damage. That really pissed me off, I can tell you!

ok i know this is old thread..... but i came across it.... so I'll post...

really a lot of funny stuff in BG1 and BG2.... the umar witch project, the beholder spectator, the drunk sailors...

anyway, here are some personal funny things which happened to me:

many of you mentioned this... when having a high reputation and losing reputation points, the good party members still say how happy they are because even after losing your rep is still high... that many times leads to funny effects... here are some really funny which i remember...
_killing a beggar... Nalia: "its just like i thought it would be helping others and doing good things.."
_killing civilians.. Keldron "I fully aprove of the path this group is taking" (or something liek that.... Ajantis (from BG1): "we follow the righteous path... the path of helm."
_changing to slayer... Imoen : "now i remember why travelling with you was so much fun.."

another funny thing was when i was testings what weapons are good for backstabbing... so i try a club with valygar.. i sneak him behind keldron (after removing his armor) and backstab... missed... i try again... another miss... i try thirs time, a little pissed off... still a miss... i try a fourth time... at last... backstab triple damage.. and just as the hit was made keldron goes "i heard congratulations are due to you valygar" (or something like that... then they proceeded talking about lavok)... but the "congratulations" part was funny... what timing


one more thing
i am a cleric (priest of lathander) half-orc ( a la Mullahey from BG1, though he was evil)... anyway, i am romancing jaheira... but it seems that i cant... i found out that half orcs cant romance... so im a little pissed off... if i known that i wouldve started human, and #$%^ the extra strength... anyway... what can i do... elminister comes gives the harper pin to jaheira and thats that... just as soon as elminiter walked away, i traversed to next area and was wailaid by enemies... in middle of fight surroundeed by enemies, i right click on jaheiras sling and change normal bullets to bullets +2.... but then... ooops misclicked,,, instead of telling jaheira to attack enemies, i clicked on myself... before i had the time to hit pause.. jaheira goes "With vengance!" and critical hits me....
oooohh... looks like jaheira really didnt like me for being a half orc


sorry to all who read this and didnt find it funny... it was raelly funny when played, but written down its isnt half as funny...

Heh, it's like with the troll shaman, Grae I think, in Druid Grove area at the mound when doing the Limited Wish quest.. Anyway I left the party behind, and ran further with the main char. He was wielding the Vorpal Blade and Boots of Speed (original ones with Haste, not walk speed improvement). So I whack Grae few times and then she screams "Mercy!" - game pauses. She asks for mercy if she tells me where the gong is, and feeling generous, I agree. So she tells me where it is and then the dialogue gives you choices, a la "Die now!" or "get lost". So, still in good mood, I tell to Grae "You may go". Grae is ever grateful, with the "Oh! You are honorable?" and starts to run away. Game unpauses... and WHACK! Vorpal hit on Grae, ghost rises up, Grae smacked. Oops..

My funniest was wandering the underdark, Jan was hiding scouting everything for me, and we walk into a new cave, he steps forward to explore and BAM mind flayers pop up everywhere, last thing he said before everything went dark from the mental stunning was "None shall see me now"

no kidding, lol

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Kaz:
Some of the NPC dialogue things (like, "I never imagined we'd be doing such great things!" while I'm breaking into a house)... the best one was Imoen saying "I don't feel like I fit in with the people in the city anymore." We were in the Drow city - ROFL!
I also enjoyed the fight with the lich in the drow city - I walk in, lose control of my characters. The lich is just standing there, everybody stops attacking - except for my archer. She shoots EVERY single arrow in her quiver ("My weapon has no effect!"), then grabs the longsword which she can hardly use and pokes the lich to death while it stares at her. THEN Jarlaxle teleports me out, tells me to kill the lich ("um, it's already dead")...<hr></blockquote>

How about when I was ordering my halfling to do something and he did the wrong thing. I start audiably swearing at him and he responds with- " Iwouldnt dream of disobaying!" WTF

Okay, I've got a new one!

Final battle in the de'Arnise keep.....trolls are dead...time to collect loot.

Nalia (while standing over the corpse of her father and picking the lock on the family treasury): "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more."

I was laughing SO hard!!!

I was in the grove when Jaheira started up one of the romance dialogues, and after it was over Minc's Lilthacor (almost on cue) says "Ooooo, hot buttah!"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Whailor:
I tell to Grae "You may go". Grae is ever grateful, with the "Oh! You are honorable?" and starts to run away. Game unpauses... and WHACK! Vorpal hit on Grae, ghost rises up, Grae smacked. Oops..<hr></blockquote>

I've fought that battle about 10 times, and I can never seem to let her live, no matter how hard I try. Every time SOMEONE has a missile weapon in mid-flight or is about to land a blow. It's annoying.

Anyway, favorite Nalia moment:

ME: Nalia, would you go through the pockets of those dead orcs for loose change?
NALIA: It's almost beneath me!

-- Nifft

funniest time? must have been when coming out of the Underdark soloing with drow equipment on me and the dust started duplicating itself infinitely for some ¤%%#%# reason...finally it says "Intventory full, item dropped on the ground" over and over again...i went around with a constant trail of dust after me (= i even wrote half my name on the ground before the game crashed (due to the many items i would guess) it might not SOUND funny but imagine it (=

Okay, it's probably not that funny, but I have not heard it before and it is my sixth restart!

We gets to the Government district and pause to talk to this rather large lady by the Council of Six house.

I speak to this lady and she rattles on, then suddenly says, something on the lines of:

"Why it's Lord Cor's Son, Anomen isn't it, why you've hardly changed at all."

Yoshimo then pipes up:

"You'd barely see the difference. He still cries all the time, speaks nonsense and burps after every meal. Fortunately, the toilet training has come along nicely."

To which Anomen replies:

"I shall not be made a fool of in front of my governess! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Ah well, it was funny at the time.....

Lady Zidane

funny?

Shortly after Anomen (or as I call him, Annoying Man) scolded another NPC, I got caught up in a fight and lost control of my main character, a vorpal equipped kensai mage, to a confusion spell.

I moved Anomen in to heal him, and my PC cut him down in one massive swing.

At this same time as I killed one of my NPC followers Imoen pipes up "now I remember why travelling with you is soo much fun."

[ 02-27-2002: Message edited by: oldbittercraig ]</p>

lets see i have had tons of the funny romances. i was bout to fight the rangersnear valygars house when viconia pops up and starts talkin bout drow erotics.

buying the slaves in the underdark and using them for target practice.

using wizard eye on firkraag. he kept dealing massive damage to it and we just sat there killing him.

viconia tripping on aerie when i was romancing both of them. viconia said "what is he suppossed to say child that ure wing scars make u more attractive".

In chapter suldeneeslar summoning the avatar that made chunks of the demon and drow and golem.

that was hilarious.oh and how these muggers tried to kill me and there were all like "alright u and me right now and me and my holy avenger were taking them down with one hit.

and i dont know if this has happend to yall but at night when i entered the docks this dude said he would throw a scimitar at viconia's head. i couldn't see him wiht infravision though.

One of the funniest times in the game is in the Copper Coronet when that drunk guy starts to hit on your female NPCs. I got him to talk to Viconia and Jaheria and they shut him down very quickly.

once again... funny at the time

Playing the game for the first time - creeping through Irenicus dungeon,

Imoen: "Just like old times - except for the torture and stuff"

I just KNEW it was going to a great game

And later Spectator beholder: "so ... BOO"
ROFL