Well since my last post was seemingly lost in whatever vortex consumed the board i'll just inform all those who diddnt see my last one:

Due to my moving house, chances are i wont be able to get on the net for nearly SIX MONTHS!!!!

well, just so you know.....

That's okay. Likely excuse. Run if you must, I'll be waiting.

Good luck with the move, hope you can find access somewhere. Libraries, schools, colleges, friends are great sources of IPs.

Good Archnemesis are sooo hard to find.

BK

well i'm still here till friday, so i'm making the most of it!

I dont want to see you running off with the first archnemisis who tips his hat to you either!

Like you said: good Archnemises are very hard to find!

man, that sucks you cant be on for 6 months, but, have a good move. Where are you moving to?

Actually, not that far away from where i lived origanally, but its a nice area so i look forward to it! (even if it means i'll miss all you guys)

*sigh*............I'd better put this up again!

Where would we be without it eh Jerome?

just a question wah, why does caps lock rule?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG STORY!!!

cheers wah, great peice of artwork!!! (its still my background!)

LONG LIVE CAPS-LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(How about that cult eh?eh??)

Hey, I've been your first convert ever since WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY back. CAPS LOCK RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a member of the OHF now though, but I will always fondly remember our JEROME THE PALADIN. So whatever happened to TIPSY anyway? I know I've said it before, but good luck with the move. Hopefully you can find a way to get back on the board, but if not, we will hold a seat at the round table for ya. You are always welcome. ALL HAIL THE CAPS LOCK KING!!!!!!!!!! FOREVER MAY HE RULE!!!!!!!!!!

Boy I hate when we lose threads!! I posted to your previous "goodbye" thread Jerome, but since it's gone and I don't know if you ever read it I'll try to repeat what I said:

Jerome, we haven't really talked much on this board before, but I read all your posts and I will miss you. Six months is quite a long time! But I hope all of us will still be here when you get back and be sure we will all remember you. Just try to look ahead to the future and think how fun it will be when you do finally come back! What a party!! Until then, we will all talk about you and keep your ears burning!!

Good luck Jerome, I am certain that you will return to do more EVIL SMITING.....cheers.

Thx all! When i return wine will flow freely in the streets and food shall be prepared till none of us can eat another thing!

Ladyzekke(wendy???) , wern't we supposed to have had a romance?

who knows what happened to the old drunkard (mabey he's Lord of Alchahol!!!)
I'm pretty sure we'll see him when NWnight somes around though...

I've been ruffling through my temporary internet files and I found the thread again somehow!!

However the last post was you talking about your weird dragon of a sister...............and let's see..............aahhh!! That's right a lich for a brother and something about a dinner table.

I can't be bothered to read the rest but there you go!!

PS - I know Jerome you've told me not to say this (or do this), and I know I should I shouldn't say this but: IT'S GETTING SO DAMN CRAVING AND MAY CAPS LOCK RULE FOREVER AND DON'T FORGET US JEROME AND BEST OF LUCK WITH THE HOUSE MOVING, WE'LL ALL MISS YOU AND I PROMISE THAT THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME THAT I EVER FLOOD A PIECE OF TEXT IN CAPS LOCK AGAIN

Awwwwwwwww, I Hope Friday Never Comes

hehe! Yes Jerome I think we were! Now you have to leave (sniff)! And just after I had a capslock necklace made!! Poor Ladyzekke will never get out of her drafty castle!

You sound like you could go adventuring LadyWendy. What say you, me, Jerome, and whatever other friends we can round up, go out and save the world from some cutthroats and bandits? Offers LadyWendy the Great Woodland Bow of Friendship. What say you Jerome. Are you in? Any other takers? Let's have one Grand adventure before our dear friend Jerome leaves. I'll warn ya though Jerome, YOU DON'T GO A COURTIN OUR FAIR LADYWENDY, YOU'RE GIVIN ME RIGHTS TO TRY.

Good luck JErome, and you'll always have our support, no matter which alignment you might be when you decide to pop in!

I think the whole move thing is a ruse. Jerome is actually goig to join forces with the nazgay.

Good luck Jerome.

Ladyzekke turns the bow of friendship over in her hands, examining the excellent craftmanship. "I don't really know much about bows, but let's give this a shot. To the back woods Tobbin!" Ladyzekke crouches behind a rock and awaits monster activity. She notices rustling behind a tall crowded set of bushes and reacts too soon and fires. After a few seconds of stunned silence, an extremely large chipmunk emerges from the bushes. Apparently Ladyzekke grazed it with her arrow. It looks up at Ladyzekke and smiles lovingly at her showing many sharp teeth. It then proceeds to approach Ladyzekke on its belly and wraps its arms around her leg looking up at her. "Boy Tobbin, this bow really works! Well, err, I guess I needed err, a familiar!

Chipmunk? Okay, LadyWendy...uh sis, you need to get out into the woods more often...couldn't you try for oh, I dunno, a moose or something? A chipmunk? What's that got, about 10 hp? LOL! And er, what's it's attack? Grazed shinbones? HAHAHAHAHA


Uh, sorry, I'm giddy with delight. My adventuring companions and I took that whiny brat, Nalia's keep today! And wez rich,landed elves these days! hehehe


Cloudy

Well, CB, the chipmonk (Chipperoo) is good for distraction. And he is the size of a small dog! As he knaws away at the enemy's toes, we go in for the kill! The enemy is all bent down screaming "get off my toes you rodent!" and then we come in for the kill! You'd be surprised how you can take down an opponent with only one toe left!!

GOD I SOOOOO CONFUSED!!!! What happened to this board? It was fine this morning. Now I can't find anything! Someone get me a drink quick. This cannot be happening. I need my daily fix. Nothing makes sense! Nothing makes sense!

Awww, Sir Taliesin, calm down, have a turnip surprise (turnip beer and water from the moat) and just relax. We are all in a time-warp and none of this is really happening. And I think I accidentally cast Blender:board: mixed up good....er sorry!



CloudMixer

Sir Taliesin - yes the board got quirky last night and dropped some threads altogether, and the rest are hidden under other titles. Look for the titles that have an icon that looks like a blank piece of paper with a pen above it. Click on them and you'll get some of yesterday's posts. You'll see what I mean. Weird. We have all had to start from scratch so to speak again!

Sis, you are one crazy adventurer! Runs in the family, I think...must be the (whispers) elven blood! Chiperoo...ahahahah, does he dance?! Can I borrow that bow? I thought I saw Kevin Sorbo in the woods..... BWAHHAHAHHAA!


ElfCloud

Awww, i waas hoping for another scot to talk to! oh, and CELTIC RULE!!!

Out of intrest is there anyone from Scotland out there???

I have scottish roots, if that helps you any. AND A SHOCKINGLY RED BEARD. Hey, what's happening. Why is MY TEXT ALL IN CAPlOCKS? HELP, I HAVE FALLEN PREY TO THE DREADED CAPLOCK DISEASE. WHY AM I THINKING SUCH EVIL THOUGHTS! QUICK, SOMEONE GET ME A POTION OF LOWERCASENESS!

BK

OUCH!

Right! which one of you has been buggering about with bows and arrows? I mean for fu.....woooooo....oh...that thing was poisoned......wow the colours.......

Hehe, well don´t underestimate the power of Rodents, Chipmonks are secret agents of Nutcase the Stupid invader hehehe...

Jerome, good luck with the move hopefully we will see your talented Caps Lock moves again soon!!

never say goodbye only a good journey
because goodbye is forever...
a good journey will bring you back home...
right back to our open arms in this forum...

hey it actually rhymes

Jerome,i'm getting used to you running from every fight we've had so i shouldn't be to surprised this time.....oh wait...your moving and will not be back for six months...hum that's a long time to be holding the lines....well i guess i'll side with that stupid wanna-be army that just walks in here and demands the holy order of the flammers( ? )to lay down thier arms and then they realize that the flammers are evil(hum Holy=evil that explaines it,right?)....Jerome ya damn boy...i'll be waitin yer return boss

DONT BOW DOWN TO THEM HELLFIRE!!! YOU MUST CARRY ON THE WORK OF THE CAPS-LOCK TILL MY RETURN!!!

In any case CHEERS!
??boy??

FINE IF THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO CALL YOU THEN ...um i guess i will(back to caps lock)BUT YOU WILL PAY ME MORE THAN,DEMONS DON'T COME CHEAP...that is if your a high level mage or cleric,then you just conjure one up and they don't cost a thing(they are pretty pissed about it though)...hum so you wouln't be back for six months...um any reason or are you grounded(hehehe)that it isn't it you failed and you parents are imprisoning you for six months uh....he he he ha ha ha ...that it!i demand more gold or i'm going to rip your parents apart for you(demons aren't the sharpest tool in the shed)

Oh i'll pay lots to keep a highly qualiified demon/theif loyal to me!

its cause the house wont be ready for 6 months ; meaning i have to stay in a rented on for the duration, and it dont have internet connection!

Jerome, I have to acknowledge you as the Original Master of Spam (Evil Smiting sound familiar?). And I mean that in the nicest possible way! Like Machiavelli would say, "take these words in the spirit that I give them" (and you don't know what spirit I'm giving them in do you? )

Best of luck in your move and keep away from the CAPS LOCK key, 'tis such a pain behind the eyes!

The master of spam?! My anger knows no bounds

THE CAPSLOCK CAN NEVER BE SILENCED!
LONG LIVE CAPSLOCK!

Oh pish tosh , Jerome! Spam= GOOD, Memnoch= WILY

Storm-Queen, translating

er ok!

well God's speed on your new house getting up and ready.and when it does this panel will shake with fear and cry like women and children,for hell will open up and torment them..heheheh...hohoho..yes it will be grand!

Jerome, just for you...

THIS IS NOT GOODBYE, BUT AU REVOIR. GOOD LUCK WITH THE MOVE AND COME BACK SOON!

I thank you all for the well wishing! at this rate i'll end up winning the lottery!

And yes hellfire, the havoc we will cause when i return will be unequalled for centuries to come!!! LONG LIVE CAPS-LOCK!