A challenge my friend.......a challenge.............!!

Sure name a time and place

Very well foolish dog!! At the Portals Of Neverness it shall be!! Bring friends if ye must child - and do not fear death because it is your newest friend!!

I will see to your actions fool!!

Signed:

..........."Hell Lich" Wah

There he finaly was in front of the Portal of Neverness
He was in a struggle with himself
It looked so tempting
In front of him stoud eternal Fame and Glory
He would finaly finish his eternal enamy
The one who turned him into a woman for 2 houres
But his apprenti
Could he let them fight for his cause?
Could he risk their lives for his goal?
Rikard looked back at his apprentices
Kaël a nobel prince not knowing what evil he will meet
and Paithan a goodmooded Bard always singing and always happy
this experiance could change him forever
and Aleatha such a fragile character and soul how can he harm her by going in
He dicited to rest first to make his disision

They were all asleep
All but Rikard
he knew what to do
he had to do this he had to enter the portal
but at cost of his friends he would never forgive himself if he did
He got up turned around and walked towardsthe portal one last look
There were his 2 friend lying there peacefully
He knew he did the right thing
He went in
One last tough before he was sucked in
there were 3 right?

So the battle commences.......the mage stepped out of the portal and begins his vivid enchantment. Along his side stood Kael: his loyal servant. The mage muttered and his eyes - clashing in a clutter of colours. His arm - waving sparks of fire!!
And on the other side - The Hell Lich awaited with slitted eyes. He knew the plan, the plan to bring his to victory. The pattern of attack to use.

"Foolish Mortal, this place shall be your tomb!!"

Wah: Chain Contingency
Wah: Protected by Spell Trap
Wah: Protected by Magical Weapons
Wah: Fire Shield Red

Rikard: Casts Necromantic Barrier
Rikard: Force Fielded against Necromancy

Wah: TIME STOP
Wah: Meteor Swarm
Wah: Protected From Evil
Wah: Gate
Wah: (ends TIME STOP)
Wah: Symbol Fear: Pit Fiend
Wah: Symbol Stun: Pit Fiend
Wah: Symbol Death: Pit Fiend

Rikard: What is this idiot attacking his own pit fiend? Are all liches as dumb as this?
Kael: I dunno - maybe a millennia of being stuck in a stinky coffin has kinda taken away most of their eyesight.
Rikard: Man he is dumb!! Fancy a cup of coffee? Or Tea?
Kael: I don't take sugar thanks
Rikard: I'll go - you wait here and call me using telepathy when he's done or dead!!

Wah: Abi Dalzim's Horrid Wilting
Pit Fiend: Magic Resistance
Pit Fiend: Damage Taken 40
Wah: Sunfire: Wah
Pit Fiend: Magic Resistance

Pit Fiend: Demon Fear
Pit Fiend: Fireball
Pit Fiend: Wah was immune to my damage
Pit Fiend: Wah was immune to my damage

Wah: Summon Effeeti
Effeeti: Attacks Pit Fiend
Pit Fiend: Death Spell
Effeeti: Death
Wah: Imprisonment: Pit Fiend

Wah: Now foolish mortals!! Which one of you will die beneath my powers??!!
Kael: Rikard, Kael to Rikard!! Kael to Rikard!!

OPERATOR: Your total telepathic balance is now.....20 gold. I'm afraid you have inadaquate gold to make a telepathic call. Please buy top-up gold cards at your local market or store to continue calling. Thank You for calling Telepathy LTD - GoodBye.

Kael: Shi.........!!!
Wah: Foolsih mortal - tonight shall be your last night!!
Wah: Cry Of The Lich: Kael
Kael: Save VS Death
Kael: yeaaaaaah!!!!! I save vs death!! Hallaujah!!! Thanks the Lor.........
Wah: Shut UP!!!
Wah: Lich Infestation: Kael
Kael: Damage Taken 123

Kael: Ooh, I don't feel too good!! Help me - it feels like something's inside my body: EATING AWAY AT MY FLESH!!

Rikard: One Tea coming up!! No sugar like you told m...........
Rikard: Kael!!! Kael!! Don't worry Kael - I'll save you!!
Rikard: You B*stard!
Rikard: Incertus Poacher Imperi-o!!

Will Rikard save Kael In time?)

Geez, you guys are better off beating up ancient dragons. Why waste your strength finishing off each other?

It's because of us that there are no more ancient dragons!!
We wipped out the entire race!

Rikard: Damn Wah it's just like old times you keep on killing my apprenti i thought death would change you
Wah: You should not think
Rikard: Sure, than I won't, don't need it against you
Rikard: just wait gotta do something first

Rikard cast Heal Kaël
Rikard cast cure disease Kaël

Rikard -Now Kaël didn't i told you to contact me?
Kaël: But al mighty Rikard i was c..
Rikard: It doesn't matter just stay out of this i never told you you could come in the first place
Kaël:But Rika..
Rikard: just go and watch

Now as for you worthless Lich
How did you fall
Did you fall at
Are you happy where you are
living under the stars
Wah: t the ■■■■ did you start to sing?
And Mel C, she suckes
Rikard: Yeah i know but i don't know a lot of good songs
Wah: Where's that worthless Bard of yours
Rikard: That is none of the importance what is important is that you will DIE
Wah: i would not be to certain of that

Rikard: spell sequencer
Rikard: Fire Shield (blue)
Rikard: StoneSkins
Rikard: Ghost Armor
Wah: do you think that will help you
Foolish mortal
Wah: Cry of Lich
Rikard takes 56 damage
Rikard Damn
here's one back at ya
Rikard cast Abi Dalzim's Horrit wilthing
Wah save vs death
Wah takes 126/2=63 damage
This will end you
Rikard cast sunray
Wah takes 56 damage
Wah takes 1298 damage
Rikard: but how is this possible?
Wah: surpise, i'm still alive
Let me tell you a little secret.....

how was Wah able to survive?
And can Rikard really defeat him?
will Kaël wet his pants?
Read again next time

i look upon the battle that is happening now... i am the watcher... i will always watch and never interfere... i look upon these two mighty people... the battle of the century... as i see Rickard cast his mighty spell... what will Wah really do...


PS: yeah yeah... im just a spectator and just wanna watch what is really going on...

ROFLMAO!!!!!

And so, Wah was seriously injured by Rikard's sunray. There was no signs of defeat, nor was the other side prepared to give up. The blood slowly seeped out of Wah's cloak, as it slowly regenerated and healed in a matter if seconds. Wah smiled and embraced himself for the next wave of attack - his eyes glowed a blood red..........

Wah: Foolish..mortal..........(gasp).....(gasp).
Rikard: How can this be!! I merely scratched him!!

Wah: Let me tell you foolish mortal, do you recognise this amulet?
Rikard: The..........Phoenix..........Ruby!!??
Wah: We are not understanding here fool.

Rikard: Understanding?
Wah: Never mind foolish mortal. You obviously were never told the secret by your feeble parents.
Rikard: TELL ME......NOW!!
Wah............................................... ....too late..........!!

Wah: Seven Storms: Rikard
Rikard: fire damage taken 20
Rikard: acid damage taken 20
Rikard: lightning damage taken 20
Rikard: earth damage taken 20
Rikard: cold damage taken 20
Rikard: air damage taken 20
Rikard: Holy damage taken 20

Wah: Casts Eternal Phoenix

Rikard: You know the ETERNAL PHOENIX spell!!???
Rikard: But how?? How did you know that spell!!!??

Rikard:.....ugh...(damage taken 2000)
Rikard: I'm dying
Kael: Me too Rikard
Rikard: Shut up Kael!! I'm not lying!!
Kael: Oh sorry - I was.

Kael: EEEKK!
Kael: I can't move my butt - it's seems a bit stiff.
Rikard: I told you, you should've done more exercise. Or that warm-up this morning.
Kael: No master, I did 2 pushups yesterday, but I still can't move!!
Rikard: WAH!! What have you done to Kael??

Wah: heh heh heh heh heh
Wah: Dimension Door: Wah

Kael: What's that noise...........master.......(whimper)
Kael: I'm scared..I'm scared.
Kael: I'm sca.........

Rikard: Shut Up!!! You said that twice already!!
Rikard: OH SHIT! For once I regret saying that you were ever deaf.
Kael: But I am master.
Rikard: No...........I hear the noise too...........it's.........getting........closer..

What is the secret of Wah?
What relationship is the Phoenix Ruby to Rikard?
And the spell?
And the noise?
And finally Will someone kill Kael to shut his pathetic halitosis breathing hole?

Icluding some Demi-Gods

Rikard; Kaël leave this place now *sigh* i can handle this lich on my own
Kaël: but i can't leave you
Rikard: sure you can just have faith in me
Kaël: no really i couldn't get up remember
Rikard: stupid kid
Rikard cast freedom²

R: Wah you have seem to forget something about me
W: No is still know you die quikly
R: yeah you wish
Rikard cast Gain the Mystical Powers of Neathan'Calith³
Rikard Healed
R: now tell me How did you posses the Phoenix Ruby and what has that to do with me or suffer
Suffer forever under my wrath
W: you cannot make me suffer you wil never learn will you
R: just watch me
Rikard cast false dawn
Wah taken 768 damage
W: is that the best you can do
R: just an appitizer
Rikard cast True Dawn

Rikard caste True dawn and suddenly the world seemed to shift
Bright light came over the lands and reached the eyes of Wah
Wah seemed to meld
but in his extraordinary pain he still was able to cast a dimension door

W: hehe i little trick i learn from a certain Crowled Wizard
Bye Rikard Next time you are dead
R: wait i am not though with you
You have imformation about me
I have to know
W: life and die rikard life and die by the though you could have became the most powerfull being on earth and that you never will be that
R: NOOOOOO COME BACK COWARD
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so what is rikard's secret
and how does Wah know?
What is the Phoenix Ruby
And what is it's connection to Rikard?
and will he ever find out?
Will Kaël be able to clean his Pants?
Next time same place i dunno what time

NB
²freedom is able to draw character out of an Portla like the portal of neverness but only if the spell is directly cast on them
³Neathan'Calith is Rikards Father

And rikard stoud alone
he was wondering where Wah could have gne to when he suddenly realist
Whatever was maikng that sound was comin closer
Rikard turned around
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hehe nice place to cut off and let Wah write again

Rikard: Summon Wah
Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension Door
Jon the Hell Caster: This is an unsanctend use of Magical Energy!
Jon the Hell Caster: All involved will be held this disterbence is over!
Rikard: What, are you talking about?
Hell Lich Wah: Shut up!
Hell Lich Wah: Lich Cry, Jon the Hell Caster
Jon the Hell Caster: Spell Trap, Lich cry
Jon the Hell Caster: "You will cease your spell casting and come with me!"
Hell Lich Wah: Never!
Hell Lich Wah: Dimension Door
Rikard: Dimension Door
Kael: Dimension Door
Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension Door Jam
Kael: Returened to normall plain
Rikard: Returened to normal plain
Hell Lich Wah: Returened to normal plain
Jon the Hell Caster: Mass Change, Hell Lich Wah, Kael, Rikard
Rikard & Hell Lich Wah & Kael: Shapechanged pencil.
What will happen now that the Hell Caster has grown weary of the fighting?
Will Wah escape?

(Later on in the Cowled Wizard's Tower Of Runes)

Rikard: Pssssssssst. Kael! Can you hear me?
Kael: Yeah? Awwww god, can't feel my arms.
Rikard: That's because we're pencils you silly idiot.
Kael: OH GOOOOD!!

Rikard: Hey? What's that black charcoal doing over there?
Kael: Charcoal?
Rikard: Oh shit! It's him!!! It's Hell Lich Wah!!
Kael: Damn! Must've been really hard for him - one minute a powerful lich, the next minute a...........writing equipment?

Rikard: He's moving!!
Kael: I wish there was a pencil case somewhere.
Wah: This place shall be your tom........WHAT??
Wah: My powers! They are not listening to me, where are my powers!!

Jon The Hell Caster: Yoooo Hoooooooooo, hello my pretty pets.
Rikard: Pets!!!??
Jon The Hell Caster: Yes, pets it's feeding time.
Jon The Hell Caster: Now.......what will it be: fish flakes or budgie nuts?
Kael: I'll take the nuts
Rikard: You never had any anyway when you were a human being.
Kael: Grrrrrrr

Jon The Hell Caster: Silence Pencils! allow me to make my judgement.
Apprentice Of Jon: Why were the pencils not gagged. Did they not try to slay you?
Jon The Hell Caster: I was too tired to approach.
Jon The Hell Caster: Er, regardless, in the end, they can unwilling.
Apprentice Of Jon: What shall be done with them sire?
Jon The Hell Caster: They are deviants - let the rot in my toilet.

Apprentice: Er........sire, your bard is in there.
Jon The Hell Caster: NOT AGAIN!!
Apprentice: Shall I remove him sire.
Jon The hell Caster: Yes, and bring me my spellbook.
Apprentice: Er.........

Jon The Hell Caster: WHAT IS IT NOW!!! I'M A VERY BUSY MAN!
Apprentice: It's in the toilet too, you felt asleep last night whilst doing your........
Jon The Hell Caster: Yes, yes, yes no need for the details - just get it.
Apprentice: As you wish master.

Kael: Hee hee hee hee
Jon The Hell Caster: Polymorph Sharpener: Jon
Kael: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jon the Hell Caster:Hehehe I am glad you are taking this so well Hell Lich
Hell Lich: WHAT DO YOU MEAN! I AM A PENCIL!
Rikard: Calm down at least you weren't sharpened like Kael
Jon the Hell Caster: Silence! Kael has been desposed of in the Hell plain but for you Hell Lich I have a worse fate!
Hell Lich Wah: Oh yeah whats that?
Jon the Hell Caster: This!
Jon the Hell Caster: Dispell Magic Rikard
Rikard: Normal form
Jon the Hell Caster: Bye Rikard!
Rikard: Thanks!
Jon the Hell Caster: Oh its nothing just a way of torturing my friend the Lich
Jon the Hell Caster: Bye!
Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension Doory Rikard
Hell Lich Wah: NO!!! How dare you! GRR>>>>>>>>.........
Will Wah escape?
What will Rikard do now?

Rikard cast Define the Goddely Power

Yes i see
now that Jon-guy wil dispose of that Lich character
I must find a way to Dispose of Jon
Let's see Kaël

Rikard cast Holy Fire
Kaël Resurrected
K: Damn that was awful
R: Get Paithan, Landon, Aleatha, Iason and Lyria There's a small thing i have to do
K: ehm yes sir

R: there must bbe a way to kill that Jon guy But how
Father
FATHER

The earth shakes and a sudden mist appears
The mist takes the shape of a God
Neathan'Calith

What is it my son
R: do you know one named Jon?
NC: sure i do but so many
R: he claimes him self to be an Hellcaster
NC: Yes of him I have heard
-He is a dangerous foe
-Be wary of him
-He has powers surpassing those of Telahan
R: Telehan was a weakling
NC: He was Easely defeated But his Ways are still present
-You friend Wah was turned to a lich and thus Telahan will excist untill Wah is turned back.
R: Yeah about him
-He got the Phoenix Ruby
-How can he posses it
NC: I do not know my son
R: You do know
Stop Lying to me I need to know
I need to know My whole History
NC: I ..
I cannot tell you
R: Why not It's vital for me to know
NC: It was forbidden for me to tell you
I cannot help you
R:"you can i will never tell
Nobody will ever hear it again
Just help me
father
NC: i cannot tell you
But i will help you
Call me when your friends have gathered
R: sure father But I WILL find out
NC: somehow i've the awful feeling you will my son

Meanwhile in another plain in another dimension

Jon: So Wah We are finaly alone .....


So what does Wah know about Rikard that he himself does not know and his father cannot tell
And what is Jon planning to do with Wah?

Well Wah?
Jon?
David?

Fine the story countinues.........
Jon the Hell Caster: Now Wah that you are a Pencil and now that we are alone it is time.
Wah: Time FOR WHAT! WHY DID YOU LET RIKA......
Jon the Hell Caster: SILENCE! It is time for me to find out how you possessed the Red Rubby thing.
Wah: Wild Horses couldn't drag that out of me!!!@
Jon the Hell Caster: Guards!
Guards: Yes master?
Jon the Hell Caster: Do we have any wild horses?
Guards: Yes 4 angry ones, shall I bring them up?
Wah: What! You are going to do i.....
Wah: Maybe now I will tell you...
Jon the Hell Caster: Ahh.... thats better, Speak!
Wah: It all started when I wa.. *BOOM*
Dimension Door: Rikard
Dimension Door: Kael
Rikard: Die JON for turning me into a pencil!!
Jon the Hell Caster: You bore me magleing
Rikard: Ancient Holy Power Jon the Hell Caster
Kael: Fire God Blaster, Jon the Hell Caster
Rikard 568 damage:Jon the Hell Caster
Kael 1 damage :Jon the Hell Caster:
Kael: I hurt him! Yay! I rock!
Rikard: Shut up!
Jon the Hell Caster: I haven't got time for this!
Jon the Hell Caster: Blue Time Warp
Jon the Hell Caster: Summon Black Dragon
Jon the Hell Caster: Miscast Magic, Rikard, Kael
Kael, Rikard: Can't cast magic
Jon the Hell Caster: Now that there is a time warp hole I can leave good bye!
Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension Door, Wah
Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension Door
With the Blue Time Warp Made, and Rikard, Kael heading towards certain doom towards the hole what will happen next?

Jon the Cowled Wizard isn't much help to Rikard, and his obsessive rules of magic have been delaying on his mind recently. There seems to be little removal of such a pest due to his powerful magic.

Meanwhile, Wah is under the creepy eye of Jon, and the interview continues............

Jon: Well, well, well my little friend - what have we here?
Wah: I may look like a human, (cough) but I am a powerful lich, do not underestimate me!
Wah: Besides...........your breath stinks!!
Jon: Enough!! I will no longer listen to babbling of ignorant children!!

Jon: Magical Flames: Wah
Wah: Magic Resistance
Wah: Magic Resistance
Wah: Damage Taken 80

Wah: You no longer defy me! Let me go or else.......
Jon: Or else what........fool. This is my tower, my sanctuary = do you believe that I would free you?
Jon: Feeble child, my interest are in you - not that pathetic fool Rikard.
Jon: You hold the Phoenix Ruby, a sacred jewel of ancient power.
Jon: That's why I want to focus on you = you're very interesting.

Wah: Eat This!!
jon: A mint? No thank you, I don't have bad breath.
Wah: NO!!! THIS!!
Wah: Casts Flames Of Darkness: Phoenix Ruby
Phoenix Ruby: Greater Ruby Ray Of Reversal
Jon: Damage Taken 3438
Jon: Blinded

Jon: Where am I!!! Where are you creep!!! You'll never get away!!
Jon: AWWW GOD! MY EYES! MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!!
Jon: I was starting to look attractive in 1000 years!!
Wah: Stop being so vain.
Wah: I'll take those keys.
Jon: No!!
Wah: And those ones too.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOO!! That's my automobile! I still owe the bartender 30 bucks for that!
Wah: C Ya...........oops I forgot, you can't see: smell ya later then.

Ohh, sorry, i just sit here in the corner and make notes.
p.s If you do kill each other then what? its like a soap, and very imaginative.

I'm glad you like it, I think it's kinda like a soap thing:

Anyway - here's the story so far -

Hell lich Wah confronts Rikard and demands a challenge, even though Rikard seems to be unaware of the cause. The meet up and fight, with Kael serving as Rikard's assistant.
Though barely defeated, Wah has more secrets tucked within and Rikard learns he possesses a treasure known as the Phoenix Ruby. From Rikard's reaction, we learn that the Phoenix Ruby is indeed a treasure of great power! And not only that, it belonged to his mother who apparently died long ago. Rikard was raised by his father ever since.

However, Rikard isn't the only one who is looking for the mysterious Phoenix Ruby, and they are soon intervened by a Cowled Wizard named Jon The Hell Caster. Jon seems to be just as interested in the Ruby as Rikard is - since Jon believes it may contain a great power for himself. Rikard however, is more curious of how it became in Wah's hands. And what connection did this have to his mother??

Jon's magic proves worthy, and Rikard, Kael and Wah are soon under his power. Apparently Rikard managed to escape without much hesistation - and receives a mysterious call from his father!! His father tells him very little, to Rikard's dissapointment. Meanwhile, Wah suffers under the torture of Jon and it seems like the end for him. Suddenly we hear Rikard's rude intrusion and the process stops!!

Jon laughs and easily conjures a BLUE TIME WARP. Rikard and Kael became trapped within the Warp and their destination are unknown. Wah however, is stuck with Jon - and seems reluctant to fight back.

Later on though, he manages to find the courage within, and blasts Jon to a blind halt with the power of the mysterious Phoenix Ruby.

Wah escapes.............but what will happen to Rikard and Kael? Or Jon?

Will Wah finally reveal the story of how he received the Phoenix Ruby?

(scribble) (scribble) look up ... (note) (note) (scribble) underneath my feet are a couple thousand papers in which i have recorded in this battle...

im the watcher... i will watch what happens...

note note scribble scribble.. note note... (stretches arms) (yawns) (take a cup of coffee) scribble scribble note note

Sitting in the coner, firewine in hand, and nothing......was it cancalled or has every one gone home or the fights cancalled due to rain???????

This thread must be finished.....PLEASE!!!!!!

Wah: Dimension Door
Jon the Hell Caster: NO!!!!!@
Jon the Hell Caster: Wait a second,
Jon the Hell Caster: Heal
Jon the Hell Caster: Healed
Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension Door Jam
Wah: Returened to normal plain
Wah: What! I! you! ****!
Jon the Hell Caster: I haven't got time for this,
Jon the Hell Caster: Green Beam of Change, Wah
Wah: Shapechanged pencil
Wah: NO! Not again!
Wah: Ill use the Phoenix Ruby!
Jon the Hell Caster: Dis-able magic Phoenix Ruby,
Wah: No!!! How could you!
Jon the Hell Caster: Quite easily in fact
Rikard: Dimension Door
Kael: Dimension Door
Kael: Wah Give back the ruby~!
Rikard: NOW!
Jon the Hell Caster: Silence!
Jon the Hell Caster: Blast of Space Rikard, Kael
RIkard & Kael: NOT AGAIN!#!!@
Rikard & Kael: Banashed to other plain in series 1
Jon the Hell Caster: Now Wah it is time for the truth
Jon the Hell Caster: Shapechange Mind Flayer
Jon the Hell Caster: Now tell me our I will eat your brain and find out!
Wah: Ok! Ill tell!
Rikard: Dimension Door
Kael: Dimension Door
Jon the Hell Caster: What! YOU AGAIN!
Kael: We left an anchor last time so we could come back,
Rikard: Time for you to die~!
Jon the Hell Caster: HAH! You could'nt stop me if you were the strongest mage on the Earth! Because I am from the region of sector 11.
Wah: Now that you are here me and Jon the Hell Caster can proceed.
Rikard: What are you talking about~!
Wah: Oh Rikard you see me and Jon the Hell Caster the whole time were working together against you!
Jon the Hell Caster: Yes and now it is time for you to go bye-bye
Jon the Hell Caster: Dispell Magic Wah
Wah & Jon the Hell Caster: Open Black Hole
Wah & Jon the Hell Caster: Dimension door
Kael: What!@#!
Rikard: Shut up! That wasn't the real Wah, it was some kind of fake.
What will happen next?

Dear jon please condult us about the story before you write again coz you kinda screwed up the script
We like you partisipating don't get me wrong but you should know the background of this story

Plaese note: Where Jon says Rikard and Kaël it should be Rikard and his 6 apprenti

Anywasy back to the story where rikard was killing jon

K: but how do you know this is not the real one?
R: I do not know but somehow i had always had a special bond with that lich character
-You and the rest go shearch for Wah I will handle this puny "Hell caster"
J: Do you honestly think you can win have you forgotten what happend last time?
R: Tell me Jon Did i know last time you were here?
J: ehm no
R: but I do know right/
J: ehm yes?
R: Good boy think about it
Rikard cast imprisonment Jon
Jon imprisoned
Paithan (Rikards Bard left behind coz he's a bit afraid of Wah)
Pa: is he really gone?
R: no A powerfull mage like him is never easely defeated he'll be back
R: but if he is i'll be waiting with Wah..
Pa:How are you so certain Wah will help you?
R: i just know He used to be goood you know
R: used to fought side to side with him
R: if i only knew What changed him
Pa: howcome he has the same neckles as you have
R: I do not know Father didn't want to tell me nor does Wah I have to find him

K: ehm we er found Wah ehm kinda
R: so your a bit sharp today aren't you?
W: Haha very funny remembey me to kill you over it
R: just listen Wah that Jon guy is to powerful for us to face alone we Have to work together
W: with you? I know you you will go home take the credit for it and be the hero once again
R: i would never do that
W: and how about Telahan than ?
W: everybody know you defeated him but nobody knows i was there too
R: that was becoz you turned on me
W: and how about when you were younger? can't you remember?
W: do you really not reconish me?
R: not now i don't (Wah still a pencil remember?)
W: I will help you Rikard For once
R: just like in the old days right?
Rikard cast activate Phoenix Ruby
Wah shapeshift back
R: about that Phoenix Ruby how dit you posses it?
W: there is something very important i have to tell you Rikard
W: You and I are very much alike
W: We are-

Suddenly a hard noise
the ground shakes And burst open
Johnny's back

W: no time for this i will tell you later
R: Alrighgt and you guys go bak Wah and I will fight this battle alone
Paithan dimension door
Aleatha dimension door
Kaël dimension door
Landon dimension door
Iason dimension door
Lyria dimension door
J: that was a smart thing Rikard This way someone will stay alive
R: hehe you will die so painfully you would wish you were never born
J: yeah whatever
Rikard cast Indifinable Godliness
Wah cast Guardian of the Eternal Phoenix

(now Rikand and Wah look very impresive and shine like lollypops)

W: Now Jon meet your doom

A Dimension Door opens. A Paladin walks in slightly confused. Checks Script . . . looks at Jon and asks: "Hey, excuse me, but who ordered the electric pencil sharpener?" With small smile on his face, the Paladin put the Sharpener on the Mage's Desk and walks back through the Door.

BK

HEY GOOD NEWS YOU GUYS!!! I MANAGED TO GET SOME WEBSPACE FROM A SITE AND GUESS WHAT?

I'M GOING TO PUT ALL THE STORIES THAT WE WROTE UP THERE FOR EVERYONE TO READ!!

IT'S DEFINITY BETTER THAN PEOPLE GETTING ALL PISSED OFF WONDERING ABOUT THE SCRIPT AND PLOT DONCHA THINK

ANYWAY - I'LL GET TO IT AND I'LL KEEP YOU UPDATED! NOT TELLING WHERE THE SITE IS YET: IT'S ALL BLANK SO DON'T ASK!!

Also, that doesn't mean we're not using this forum to share idea!! Hell NO!! this is the place where the stories go Okay? I just paste them into the site for easy viewing

PS: Rikard, where is the thread for all the telahan ones - there're gonna get up there too soon!!

See Ya!

Dammit!! I just found out that I can't paste this text into the site because:

1) I can't
2) You guys have terrible typing
3) It will take up at least 50 pages: and I don't think I have that much MB!!!

So = basically I'll have to stick to PLAN B and start posting here again: *sigh*

Sorry guys - I'd really hoped this worked but sadly with a crappy website like that - i guess there're no point

(Now i want to cry = I know I am a man. And my girlfriend has this thing about me crying because it really embarrasses her.)
(But I really wanted that website......................)

Wah if you really want I can post it on my site.

DID THE MIGHTY MAGES BURN OUT? ARE THEY JUST RESTING UP AND LEARNING NEW SPELLS WHICH TO DASSLE OUR PUNY MINDS? WILL THE SECRET OF THE PHOENIX RUBY BE TOLD? WILL RIKARD MAKE WAH CRY FOR HIS MOMMY, OR THE FIENDISH HELL LICH PREVAIL AND SPREAD HIS DARKNESS FURTHER? CAN THE TWO MAGES WORK TOGETHER TO STOP JON THE HELL CASTER FROM SPREADING HIS TAINTED EVILNESS THROUGHOUT THE REALMS? WILL KAEL FINALLY GET UP THE NERVE TO TELL RIKARD HIS TRUE FEELINGS FOR HIM? WILL I FIGURE OUT WHICH BUTTON IS CAP LOCKS SO I CAN STOP TYPING THIS WAY? STAY TUNED . . . .

Copy and paste ain't that hard and if you wanna post i can remake the story a bit
just trust me
i can do it
i think
i hope
*sigh*

I want to ask anyone reading this and ofcourse Wah
Should be uncover the main plot
and the connection of rikard to the Phoenix ruby
the secret Wah has
and the end of the battle?
or do you want to be amazed

We're all waiting with baited breath to find out how the Three Masters of Spam conclude this entralling tale! Will the Hell Lich spread his foul pestilence? Or will the necromancer Rikard, sometimes known as Jay C Mendez prevent Wah from carrying out his dastardly deeds? And of course the Hell Caster, who has the ability to metamorphose the storyline to the chagrin of the two protagonists!

Who will be the Spam King?

My money's on Jon. He's done the best job of funking the story up so far.

Of course, I could always step in and

Armisael: 1,860 Post Crush
Wah, Rikard & Jon: AAAAHHHH!!!

But that'd just be stupid, now wouldn't it? And not at all sporting.

CUT!!!!!!

Who let the understudy in here???? The Spammers don't know the peril they all face yet!

Take TWO!!!