Ahem, for those of you who have had a lot of trouble with liches then I should show you this.

If you're surprised then I don't blame you because I couldn't sleep the night I did it.



Amazing..........................

what the....................where's the *&^%$& image? Hey someone give me a hint on how to put my image up here because I getting pissed off.

I really want to show this.

Don't forget Http:// before your url

let's see.............



yeah!! got it............has anyone done this much damage before?

1043+51= 1094 hit damage!!

BTW, thanks kael - it's was actually my mistyping. (duh!!)

Still no image

Yo archmage do you have a fast connection and time to do something for me?

Depends kael, what is it that thou wish of me?

(sacrifice my life in incineration? forget it..............)

I want you to sacrifice your life in incineration hehe
no i wanted you to help soemone out but seems to be gone
he wanted to send youa a savegame and you to get get the cinamatic over because it crach by him but he seems to be offline

never mind.........now that *&^%^&^ picture:

Still not there! :evil

POLL - is archmage ever gonna get the picture on this forum

NOPE
HEHE
otherwise just give the url we'll go to it

file:///C:/WINDOWS/Desktop/wow
hehe.. you maybe could try to put it up on the web before you link it. We cant watch a pic you have on your harddrive.. Send it to my mail and maybe I could put it up.. holmewi@home.se

aren't I a bloody moron?!!!

I'm sending that damn picture to Thelion so that it can finally get somewhere.

I am ashamed of myself because my mage has 19 intelligence, *sigh* - looks like I'm going to have to use shadowkeeper...................

ROFLMAF

Alright ROTFL that i get but MAF??
what's that
i still don't think you'l get it

Kael, here's what I think it means;

rolls on the floor laughing (then accidently smashed his butt on the chair) and says: my ass's F*****

hotmail is down.....................try again later.

sorry 'Thelion' - send you it when i get the chance.

(now my charisma's going down too....grrrrrrrrrrrr!!!)

sure weh

By mystra, my magic is unmatched........

or

to truely understand the way of the gods
Thou must become one thyself
So sayeth Rikard aka Kaël God of Fire

heheh

no kael, to truly understand oneself is to get a cup of hot chocolate and sit in peace with a pile of tomes of understanding (+1 wis).

to think of that before the gods did is indeed a greater achievement beyond mortal mental capacities..................making me a GOD?

By God

push off lathander...........and you helm. All of you, OI!! you there!! cyric, bhaal - get lost - this is archmagi wah's place now.

yeah sure what the hell are we doing?

continued POLL - When is Archmage ever going to get this picture up on this forum?

RE: never
RE: pish!! not worth looking at now
RE: looks like I got to imagine it
RE: what picture?

(archmagi sees red and smacks his fists on the desk) - charisma = 0

I could lend you my tome of webpage making for dummies.

It better be worth it after this long a wait! Otherwise
Anyway whats the big deal with lychees? I just peel them and pop them in. Admittedly I keep my eyes closed, as they do have a startling resemblance to small, pale testicles, but they taste wonderful.

Never eaten a lychee. Sadly, after that, I don't think I ever will.

It's worse than you think, ex-girlfriends tell me they even feel like testicles, but maybe that's just mine!

Yo Archmagi, I did 1,042 points of damage to a vampire with sunray. I almost fell out of my chair! Trying to calculated the number of six sided dice to roll to get that much damage hurt my poor, tired brain.

is this what your trying to do??

copy your url then do this..[img=your url goes here]

No, the problem is that he's trying to call an image from his hard drive, which simply won't show up for anyone else.

Wah, I had the same problem trying to call an image from my hard drive. Thanks to some help from Armisael I was able to work out that you need to upload it to a website. You can email the file to me and I will stick it up on mine.

don't worry guys/gals, i just e-mailed the pic to 'Thelion' so hopefully he will come to his senses and put it up here somehow. Since memnoch probably knows this stuff 10000000 better than I do I'll e-mail it to him too!!! (it's just a case of who puts it up first)

Geez, I am so lousy at this kind of thing, I do kung fu - wing chun, and draw pages of manga but I can't even type in an URL: that's the kind of person you're looking at!!!

Never mind (we were all beginners once right?) and I sure hope this is the last time that this sort of crap comes along. (for now anyway.)

Oh yeah - this ain't just a thread for my lousy picture (GOD NO!!). It kinda a 2 in one and partly to show you my victory and partly to get some info on the highest damage that you've done before.

so treat it like this: WHAT'S THE HIGHEST DAMAGE THAT YOU'VE DONE BEFORE, EVER?

(and yeah omegadawn - I never doubted you in the first place)

Bump!
Where's the picture??
Also, how can you possibly do such an incredible amount of damage?????????
What spells doe you use?

OK Wah, I was wondering why it was taking me 25 mins to log onto hotmail, it's because your FRIGGING picture is there!!!!!!!!!!!!! It would've been quicker if you'd sent it to me as an attachment but because I'm a nice guy and I'm on vacation bored out of my brain in Manila I'll help out a fellow gamer in distress...

I'll put it up as soon as the bloody thing finishes loading.

Ehm Archmage your file has taken 1 1/2 hours to try and download and i can't download it because my internet connection here in Manila is SLOW (compared to my connection in Sydney). I clicked on the picture, went away, had dinner, came back, managed to view half of it, but not the half you want seen then the whole thing crashed. I'll try again in the morning when net traffic is lighter, otherwise if you can email me the picture as an ATTACHMENT (jpg or bmp file) then I can just upload it straight onto a website without waiting for it to display.

Don't worry we're nearly there - this has better be worth it!

(archmagi looks bright red and signals an apology to memnoch)

uh,...yeah..............ah...........ahem......... my mistake. I'll........er..........e-mail it to ya again.................er...........OK?

(archmagi casts level one spell friends to gain some charisma)

methinks Archmage weh shiould cast multiple friend to ghet a normal (positive) charisma again
i doesn't matter
we still love you

Archmagi: spell trigger: Archmagi

Archmagi: friends
Archmagi: friends
Archmagi: friends

Archmagi: chain contingency

Archmagi: friends
Archmagi: friends
Archmagi: friends

Archmagi: improved friends: Archmagi

Archmagi: friends
Archmagi: friends

If anyone still hates he after all that, they must be a really sour guy. (me temper's baad enough without ya bothering me!!).

How's that for a spell combo kael?

Here is the pict that Archmagi Wah sended to me..

http://hem.passagen.se/holmewi/wow.jpg