Cast away your false gods! The undead lord is here, and all who does not worship him will fall victim to hellish torture, only to be mindless slaves of the undead lord!
This black god of darkness is called Skallaskrath! the worshipers of him is already up in
the number of 300 bg2 players! And the ridiculous "holy flame" shall be krushed!
To be one of the worshipers mail me at "mjukost77@hotmail.com" (take a wild guess wich country i am from.) tell me your forum name and other relevent info. Do this and ye shall not be slayed! The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors!

OHF will not submit to your tyranny. However, if you walk away quietly andhumblw with your tail between your legs, we will not crush you like a nutated gibberling

teehee...anyone seen my flyswatter?!


StormQueen

Hm are you challeging us Nazghoul?
The OHF will crush you

Hey easy now! A fly swatter is probably way overkill in this case. Maybe something softer, more suited to the task of destroying small pestilences like this...say maybe a good strong breath of air to send him to his demise

Sounds like someone is getting a little too big for their britches! Go back and play with your tiddly winks!

maybe send in the clan guardian
¿¡¿MEMNOCH?!?

lol....well, i'm non-aligned in so far as the Holy Flame...but for you, Raistlin:

StormQueen gathers the gentle east wind



(least I could do after the Pokemon...hahahahahahaha!)

The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors!

And we've got Rikard
You'll never win

Wow CB. Thatwas some wind, apparently you have blown him clear off the board as he has not responded. Nice job

Raistlin are you member?

Well i have emailed you twice. as far as I know that was the only prerequisite (other than being slightly psychotic)

You pity worms are nothing. Absolutely nothing. Skallaskrath is to powerfull for any of you. you will be mauled as divients and then sacrificed to the dark lord. and i forgot one thing...Skallaskrath army also has 150 necromancers, and 10 demiliches. you challeging me would be like a gibberling challeging a Dragon. Skallaskrath is all mighty and you canot stop him.and also after i posted this i´ve got 20 people to mail me, begging for membership. only by doing that they will avoid getting their skin flayed and their balls cut off.

and who is this rikard? some sort of slave?

NazGhoul:
Jaha, det tror vi nog alla NazGhoul!
Men vi hos OHF håller ihop och ser till varandras ollon!!!

Om du inte förstår det här, är du nog inte ifrån Sverige!

Ta dig stenhårt!

whats the matter slugheads? got your tung?
o

Ha! fler svenskar. Trodde att jag och Wolfgir var de enda.

I may not know what this skull of a warthog is but I stand by the Holy Flame in this war!!

I am a HELL LICH!! And I command powers far greater than ALL of your clan put together.

So sayeth Wah.

NazGhoul do you have any proof of your members or are you making it up?

I AM A MEMEBR!!

Ahhhh, even now you begin to doubt your *petty* orders power!
NAZGOUL! HEAR ME NOW! I OFFICIALLY ALLY MYSELF WITH THE FORCES OF DARKNESS!

HELLFIRE! where are you? Join too and another stab at CB will be within your reach...

I'm confident your army could use a capable EVIL fallen paladin.....

Wah, why do you stand for this, when you can have rewards that you cannot even imagen if you join clan of the bonedagger and worship skallaskrath? and about the members, i ment to write 200 not 300 and about 50 of them whore lies, from a power hungery member.
i visited him in his house punched him three times in the face then cut the mark of bone dagger in his arm.then i kiked him in the gut intil he passed out. if i werent masked i´ve would have been arrested.

And also for the holy flame...
one among you has joined me today...
do you know who the traitor is, mmmmm?

You think the OHF to be ignorant? If I were you I would be carfeul about defectors from the OHF. I believe we have a whole amy of Yoshimos ready to join your ranks and turn on you at our command.

Sigh... and Memnoch called ME a windbag..hahahahahha....well, let the StormQueen know if you need anything, Raistlin, she's off to rain on someone or other for a while!




StormQueen

There is a traitor among us?

Good lord! May his/her eyes pickle in the acids of the nine hells! may the Gibbering Twelve come to thee and tear thy heart from thy dishonorable body of putrid validity!!

Uh,... Yeah.. what he said

Eh? What's there? Ughhh! What's that smell? Did Ertai forget to clean the toilets again? Wait, it's not the toilets after all. What's this in the hallway. A ghoul? You called the Custodian for THIS shambling monstrosity? Just call Nik the Cleric and get him to cast Sunray. That should get rid of this undead infestation, it's such a bother to the nose.

Alternatively you could withhold knowledge on the process of generating moving signatures until this undead creature agrees to be bathed in the Cleansing Fire of the Holy Flame...

Even a Holy Flame can be consumed if there are enough undead to quench the air surrounding it. Submit to the dark side. It is through the gates of perdition that true happiness shall be achieved. BWAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA HAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is a Rikard>?
I am Rikard That should be sufficiant

There be a traiter among us
Would that not be Jerome
The one who started evil smiting
Joined Asphyxiante
and went back to "good"
that jerome?
That jerome who desperedly wants to be my arch nemises?
Ah well
let him join you
We can wait till he stabbes you in the back

Cheers Rikard!

another sig change?

indeed another sig
You *will* stab im in the back won't you?

Nazghoul actually reminds myself of me when i first joined the board: One guy taking a stand against just about everyone else.....

Nah i aint gonna backstav im JUST yet but who knows???

I liked the other sig better, but its not as good as mine!

I'm in a happy mood
so i have a happy signature

I have doubted if i should post here... sorceror´s rage is fast and powerful you know, and annoying people like Nazghoul can unleash it and therefore die. I dont feel like killing undead today, so i will try not to get mad.

Well, you Nazghoul, do your best to recruit people but i suggest you not to insult the Order. You know, insulting is very easy Nazgay (oops ).

And if you still feel like insulting, Ertai is awaiting for you to fight. Only requisite to fight me is that your character cant be cheated.

Come if you dare, and suffer my rage !!

Haha
BTW 20 mailed you Nazty Nazgay (wow that was stupid)
who might i ask?

Wasn't me. I offered my services in the posts to help quicken your decision to let me join the OHF. OHF FOREVER Tell us who these dogs are so we can castrate them.

WHAT THIS??? SOMEONE DARES DEFY THE HOLY ORDER OF FLAME??? why of all the #(*&#(*&
You!! Nazghoul(gay), i dare thee with thy army, stike accross the lands, the Great Order will stop you... and will be waiting for you in the battle field... while we are few and you are many, our superior power will crush you until you are no longer but dust...

i will await for you in the battle field with my Father to crush you where you are...

True meaning: wanna have a contest?? lets make it a 3vs3 game... your best vs our best... legal characters with legal weapons... multiplayer... give the time, date and place... and lets see who is available ...

Ehm no hacked????
multiplayer won't work
you can't use AbiDalzims

then let them not use the cloak of cheats to make it fair...

whassa matta ghoulie boy........cat got your tongue? I bet your afraid, your probably scared your mom is going to find out. May i suggest that you give us your true address. After all we do not want to hurt your mommies feelings, we would like to have your address so we know where to mail the bodies after the battle.