1 You officially name yourself Minsc, Buy a large sword and a hamster that you call Boo and throw it at your enemies when fighting.

-2 You try to ast Wail of the Banshee and summon a dragon instead.

-3 You are locked up in a because you said ; ''My dad is the God of Murder!''

-4 You carry a heart of a bandit with you and try to find a temple that would release it from the gease thats upon it.

-5 You are looking for Jaheira,Aerie,Anomen or Yoshimo to marry him/her.

-6 You are searching for the D, Arnise Stronghold to keep it safe from Trolls.

You say my phrase 10000 times a day (GO FOR THE EYES BOO and Elminster this,Elminster that)

Elminster this,Elminster that. Give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse -------Edwin Baldur's Gate

-7 If your going out with a bunch of people, you find yourself saying "let's go. I must gather my party before venturing forth".

-8 when you're tired, you say "I must rest. Boo is getting weary".

-9 you tend to travel in groups of six.

-10 You go outside during the daytime and wonder what that big bright yellow thing in the sky is.

11. You can only fall asleep at night after summoning allies and casting protection spells on yourself in case you're attacked by a wandering group of umberhulks.

12. reach for the auto-pause button whenever you encounter someone who drives like an idiot.

13.you don't do anythingelse.

14. When you go out with your friends you insist on going to the Copper Coronet.

15. Punch something and say "my weapon has no effect"

16. Call your girlfriend Viconia, Aerie, or Jaheria

17. spend obscene amounts of time trying to turn into the slayer to kill that pesky groundhog in your yard.

18. Ask in the lobey of motels if the have pit fits and Pleasure chambers available for entertainment.

you have a huge bump on your forhead from were you keep smashing into the monitor when you nod off.
You cant figure out why you have terrible stomach pain until you realize you havent crapped in two days.
You install the computer in the bathroom to save time.
You have so many empty pizza boxes and soda cans lying aroun you cant find your way out

-You try to cast gate in the middle of a chicken farm.
-You go around graveyards, knock tombs over and hope to face the demi-lich.
-You go to Chapters (a super-size book store in Canada) and look for tombs that will boost your attribute points.
-Every time you see a dog you try to kill it and make dog stew.....saying to the owner you need it to distract the umber hulks down at your basement.

You keep trying to cast magic missle or finger of death on your boss
You cant figure out why the girl slapped you after pinching her ass, after all your a level 19 mage and you hardly ever fail casting charm
You get arrested for standing in the neighbors shower, the invisibilty spell musy have worn off.

- You cant sleep in your bed without a rat sneaking about and have to by a pet one and let it loose in order to get any rest.

- Whenever you are slaving away at work you keep having the desire to scream "This is a den of STINKING evil, cover your nose boo, we will leave no crevice untouched".

- You get scared on the fourth of July cause you are sure all this light show is going to attract the attention of the cowled wizards

- Whenever you enter someones house you start to search for traps and then procede to search their every possesion for items of value.

He..
This sounds very familiar
hmm

- you keep looking for the Global Variable switch to make your girlfriend speak to you again after you accidentally called her 'Viconia' instead of 'Victoria'

You'll know when at the end of the month, your electric bill goes sky high, you burnt your hard drive, your sweet galfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife becomes a ta'nari, your career in jeopardy, your buddies left you and the only thing you gonna say is...."That bloody lich Kagaxx!"

- when your entire family continually quotes Minsc & Jan Jansen sayings, in public, in unison, "Those turnip hating scum!"

- when your youngest son dresses up like Jan Jansen for Halloween (he did too!)

- When you say to your husband after meeting a stranger, "He looks like Golodar"

ditto to all of what YOU said

- When you can´t find your cellphone in your pockets you refer to it as a "one-use per day" item and has to sleep for 8 hours until you can make another phonecall.
- When you curse the duration of your silence spell after had your head chewed of by your boss who found you snooring in the techroom...
- You go around and point and press all people to see if they have something important to say..
- You boast over your incredible two weapon style fighting before you hack your meal to imsy bits with your knife of starvation and your fork of piercing..

(im not creative like the rest of ya) but this post is so funny =) (hahahahahaha)

- everytime you go to the temple... you give a sizable amount of donation to the church and look around to see if anyone is adoring you already =)
- you were brought to the hostpital and had your bones casted because you fell down the stairs carrying so many baggages since you think your godlike and carry 1500 pounds =)

You have stress related dreams after playing BG2! I don't play for 1 hour before I sleep now. (Don't really believe that the stress related stuff has anything to do with the uncertainity in my job!!)

If you dream about imeon telling you you should use you heritage
and after the dream you go about in the street schreaming Vita Moltres Hajaer (?)
or trying to shapeshift to a Slayer

When you Start slaying chikens to see what's in them (Umer hills quets what is that??? i can't find it)

If you try to cast spells and go sleep if they don't work

If you skin becomes green --(king of the hill)

You keep thinking you can reload and try again when you screw something up at work

- Your movements are restricted becuase you cant seem to go anywhere unless someone shows you where it is on a map first

- You keep asking the staff at the local store when they are finally going to get some magic items in stock. (You are also continually arested for shoplifting)

- You complain to the bartender if you dont hear some new gossip everytime you buy a drink.
(You also grumble that he never seems to have dwarven ale)

- Your friends an family begin to eye you strangely because you keep insisting that its not safe for them to travel at night with all the thieves and vampires about.

this is soo funny..didnt know that this would go this long

jo jason my fighter / assassin is named Iason
nice huh

You know you played too Much BG2 if.....
When you change your name from Jason to Iason because someone on some fucked up board had that name as a Fighter/assassin

...you name your character after your girlfriend and expect her to be flattered.

...you wonder what your own stats for INT, DEX, and STR are.

...you asked your Mom to get you 'The Equalizer' for Christmas.

Oh I love this thread!! LOL.......

You try to stick your fingers and cast hold person at a cop after he catches your brother pickpocketing the elderly for experience.

You mum says that you should study instead of playing but you tell her that you left candlekeep ages ago.

you are sleeping for EXACTLY 8 hours with the light on because you are afraid that your shadow might attack you. You also pickpocketed your girlfriend's/boyfriend's ring - believing that it was a sun gem to protect you.

You beat up some old man in the street because you thought that the walking stick he was carrying was the staff of the magi!! he then proceeded to call the cops and you decided to stand there with the pretendance of being under an improved invisibility spell.

You go to a church when you get ill and say that you want some restoration and cure diseases. The priest then gives you directions to a hospital nearby and you hit him out hatred for not memorising his spells.

Finally you grab your grandad's walking stick and beat every person on the street that is wearing a long coat (like robe). to see whether they have a contingency spell or not!!

Oh god I love this thread!!.........

your walking down the street with your friends and you suddenly realise your all walking in formation. and those shithouse mokisons your best friend is wearing actually make him go pretty damn fast.

The clothing store manager throws you out for demanding a cloak of protection +1

The town hall does not issue permits to cast magic

Whenever it gets windy you dive for cover from the air elemental

the camp ground wont let you in because you keep dowsing the camp fires to keep the fire elementals away

Instead of a lemonade stand you teach your kids hoew to setup a turnip stand

Haha! Keep this stuff going, guys!!!!!

good god....i saw this on another forum thats why i started it...it was like 3 pages on the other forum
its crazy

You know you played too Much BG2 if you can think up stuff to put in this thread!

You try to beat a speeding ticket by claiming you accidently miscast Haste while driving.

You ask your spouse to pick up some turnips so you can try Jan's patented recipes for Turnip a la King, Jansen's Turnip Surprise and Turnip Flambe (Yum!)

You ask the local liquor store to stock Baalor's Ale.

You keep checking K Mart to see if the latest Jansen Adventure Wear has arrived!

You call Petco to see if they stock "Miniature Giant Space Hamster Chow" because Boo is getting hungry and is giving you the hairy eyeball (Go for the EYES Boo!)

You think a great "Got Milk?" ad would be a picture of Minsc & Boo, both with milk mustaches!

You get arrested for lurking about the local graveyard while claiming to be looking for Bohdi's hideout. They send you to Belleview for observation.

You decide to fix up Lilarcor with your wife's Ginsu Knife for the holidays.

You realize that Jon Irenicus has all the earmarks of a viable Presidential candidate!

You have acquired a backpack capable of storing items of enormous volume, providing the item weighs no more than 320lbs.

--you gather some mud and try to make a golem!

--you call your suitcase "bag of holding"!

--you call you computer's mouse Boo!

--you try to have a conversation with the big kitchen's knife!

- You rate your friends/co-workers on a scale from 3 to 18.
- You start every task by screaming, "GO FOR THE EYES, BOO!"
- You spend more time on this forum than you do on tracking reports.

You run into all sorts of dangerous situations, knowing you can just reload if you die.
You legally change your name to Minsc or Irenicus
You are forever paranoid that your best friend is going to be kidnapped
Whenever you meet someone you ask them what their alignment is
When asked what your occupation is you reply adventurer
You ask to see the special stock at K-mart

- You desperately hang out at fetisch clubs trying to find a bluefaced girl called Viconia
- You kill every spider you can except the large ones which you keeo in your pocket to conjure a bigger one if that mean bully comes after you again..
- You steal kids marbles and try to sell them in the closest store sayng that they are bloodstones, rougestones and kings tear..
- You mess up a reggea party going to the closest dreadlock dude saying, Vayhlagar still hates that name) , I need your blood to enter the Planar Sphere!
- You have greater respect for midgets telling them that you wont hurt them, only evil will feel your boot in its ugly behind!
- The guy at the radioshack hates you since you threaten him every time he touch the tuner to play a new somg, one more vocalice out of you and I will bleed you bugger!
- You are a perfect pedestrian relly stopping at redlight since someone obviously put a hold person spell on you..

Yeah i know, some of these (maybe all =) ) are really bad but, hey i try!

Sorry if there are any duplications with other posts...

-You are searching the circus tent downtown for a ring of human influence for your first date.

-You cast a domination spell on the supervior when you visit the bank and see if it works this time..

-You ask the storekeeper for a genius potion when you have an important exam next day.

-You became very suspicious every time you are in the docks.

-You frequently visit the goverment district(town hall) and look for a gnome named Jan Jansen.

-You open the yellow pages and search for the Copper Coronet.

-You ask everyone for a place called Trademeet when you're in the countryside.

-And last, you definitive play too much BG2 when you dream about it(like I was doing another night

Best topic ever...

--->next time youre going eating chinese food you ask the kitchen people, if they sell any good katanas or wakizashis

--->you are trying to cast time stop during an exam in order to look quick in the book you have hidden, without that somebody notices something

--->you are searching for traps before opening any desks or chests

--->you're asking any nice girl, if she wants to come in your party, in order to have later a romance

--->you get mad cause no shop you know has nice armors and shields

--->you mix up different medicaments into a bottle in order to use it when need as healing potion

--->youre going to the town hall trying to buy a licence for casting magic

you leave the lights in the house on 24 / 7 because you believe that your shadow will attack you.

you tell your PE teacher that you cannot wear protective gear because its against your class and alignment.

you will not take any paracetamol or aspirin except with cure light, medium, serious and critical wounds.

you decide to cast resist fear on your cat since it is being tortured by the dog next door.

you never leave anywhere without waiting for another person since you think that you are constantly getting voices saying - you must gather your party before venturing forth.

you come empty handed into art lessons and say that you are going to conjour a pit fiend for your project. later you find that it has eaten everyone except your teacher who was a lawful good person (similar to paladin)

you cast simulcrum everyday and tell it to go to school instead of you. they will never know the difference - then you get it to do all the homework and the chores whilst you relaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaax - YEAHHHHHHH!! That's my favourite one!!

When on Valentine's Day you look at Cupid and think "What, is that an Arrow of Charm?"

You insist on pickpocketing everybody you meet.

Throw away all your keys since you can pick locks so well.

Spend your days off in graveyards, stabbing all the recently deceased with stakes, just to make sure...

Scream out during Sunday service that Bhaal is the only god worth worshipping and sacrifice a few parishioners to make your point

Examine every paving stone as you walk down the street, checking for traps.

Barge into strangers houses and rifle through there drawers!

Carry around molotov cocktails as improvised fire balls, just in case...

You look in the mirror and attack the reflection thinking that the ashen, hollow eyed creature staring back is a zombie

You try and stand only to find your legs have fused at the knee through inactivity

...you walk into a bar and slap the biggest guy around forgetting that you really don't have 126 HP and the ability to carry around 320 pounds which would make you REAAALLLY strong and the guy isn't a troll looking to die and then you wish you really could cast invisibility because you are about to get squishedddddddd.......

When you hit the "Mute" button on your remote and think to yourself "I have just cast silence"!