Having discovered there are some RD fans here, I thought we could get a quote thread going - provide a quote, and see if anyone can provide the episode/series it was from and who said it.

So come on Bozos of Bones, Target and Dragonshadow - get in here and start quoting!

Let's start with an easy one:

<span style="color: #ffffff;">"No vacuum cleaner should give a human being a double polaroid"

:D

Those who can provide the correct answer must keep the thread alive by providing another quote.

Is that the ep with Kryten becoming human?

It's from "DNA" I believe.

Correct [img]smile.gif[/img] . Bozos/Szass you guys can provide the next one!

Okay, here's the next one:

"But we don't loot space corp derelicts. We just hack our way in and swipe what we need."

That sounds like a Dave Lister quote, hmmmmmm not 100% which where from got a few in mind but I'll plum for Emohawk - Polymorph 2?

Correct. Target/Bozos, you're up.

Oh cool, thought for some reason it might have been Legion.

OK, I'll have to start with my fave quite, it's also in my sig.
Smoke me a kipper...I'll be back for breakfast!!

Why, thats Ace Rimmer, in Dimension Jump.

Yep, a bit easy that one!!
Your up Szass

Okay, heres the next one,

"If we don't override the autodestruct system within the next 20 seconds those male sexual organs will be in orbit around the nearest planet. Along with every one else's organs sexual or otherwise."

Ooo - me me me!

That'll be Lister (kind of) in Bodyswap?

:D

I suppose I can accept Lister, so correct. You're up Zink.

Yeah - I couldn't remember the name of the female officer's mind!

Here's the next one:

<span style="color: ffffff;">"Rasputin, bring hither the skin-diving suit with the bottom cut out and unleash the rampant wildebeest."

I think that could be Wax World?

I think it's Meltdown.

You were thinking of the right episode Target, but it's called Meltdown.

You were close enough mind [img]smile.gif[/img]

Target/Szass to go next...

Meltdown!! D'oh a good ep though.
How about...
"...lets see if your shooting is as fancy as your dancing!"

Easy! Gunmen of the Apocalypse, one of the seven bedlam boys.

Yes, one of my favourite epps that one is.
Your turn Szass

Ok, here's the next one,
"Imagine making love to a woman with six breasts!"
"Imagine making love to a woman."

That's a good one, I can see Lister and Rimmer talking but will have to think which epp this comes from.

Haha, that's from an old series - series 1 or 2...

Definately between Rimmer and Lister as Target says, I'll go for the episode with the garbade pod - what was that? Waiting for God?

Correct! You're up Zink.

" Theme song starts, then briefly pauses.)
Rimmer: It's a garbage pod.
(Theme song continues, then pauses.)
Rimmer: It's a smeggin' garbage pod!
" Another classic line!! Superb.

Zink, Waiting for God, yes it all comes flooding back now!!
Just to late, I'm waiting for the next one!

Whooo wasn't sure if that was right.

Ok, here's a tougher one that should get you all thinking:

<span style="color: #ffffff;">"I'm really scared, I'm being threatened by a vending machine. What are you going to do? Leave a horse's head made out of marzipan in my bed?"

Your right that is a tougher one...I think I know where its from, I can see Rimmer talking to the vending machine out side the captains quarters. Hmmm could be the last epp of season 7 (ohh that might make it the last epp ever).
But will have to divert all my run time thinking of the title!! ;)

I’ve been racking my brain trying to think what it is...and I think I’ve finally remembered, is it...

"Only the good..."

Damn you guys are good!

You're up next Target.

I think that was a great name for an epp. Things like that and ST:TNG's last epp, "All good things" great titles.
Oh dear now I've got to think of something... ;)
"They are from the NorWeb federation"

Haha - The NorWeb Federation :D That was Holly again in an early episode...Was it Queeg!?

Yes it was holly, another dam fine quote. But it wasn't from Queeg. (Mind you I'm starting to doubt myself now) - Nope I'm sure it's not from Queeg.

I believe it is Me 2.

That's correct Szass!!
and a dam good jape it was too!!!

Your Up.

Ok, here's the next one,

"The highest form of life in the galaxy is man, and the lowest is a man who works for the Post Office."

That sounds like an original Holly quote, so from season 1 or 2...hhmmmmm I'll have to think about the title.

Yeah it's definately Holly, and indeed an early season again, but I reckon it's from the opening title sequence rather than in the episode, so this is going to be a tough one to get!

I agree, an opening segment, 1st season I believe...will have to think about this one.

This is an SOS distress call...I can see Holly saying it, I think it's either the one where Lister takes the Chef Exam or where he catches that cold and dreams about raining fish, and his confidence and paranoia.
So down to 2, Zink you want to have a guess or shall I?

OK, I was going to go with the epp with lister training as a chef, but can't remember the name so I'll plum for Confidence and Paranoia.