Although the rate of posting has dropped somewhat adiscussion is still going on after two times 300 posts. I'm no longer sure what it is all about, but it needs another thread [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Umm can we just let this dispute die already? Perhaps along with the kobold race? Those of us in favor of kobolds refuse to change their minds, and those of us who hate/dislike kobolds are equally adamant. These discussions haven't gone anywhere in the 365+ days that they have been going on.

EAT THE KOBOLD!!!!
Only with ketchup. Without it, it tastes... icky.

I LOVE the kobolds for their good 'taste' (tastes almost like chicken :D ).

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Insane

Burn the the little devils! Burn them!

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Moiraine Sedai

Hehe...

I`ve put serious thought about eating your Kobold.-Hannibal Lecter :D

No no no !!!! Do NOT burn them - well done would be adequate :D

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Insane

Don't burn them. Just cook them over a high flame until the outter layer is lightly charred. That should keep the inside relatively tender. Cook with your favorite marinade or spices or perhaps a mix of both, you be the cheff.

1. Love the kobold
2. Accidently burn the house down with the kobold inside, killing it
3. Make the best out of your situation by eating it
4. Get diarrhea for a week and hate it

Problem solved?

[ 08-27-2003, 09:53 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Hurrah, there we are. The senate seems to have reached a more or less unanimous decision at last. And so it was that neither KAK nor BYOB nor the common folk of the Sword Coast region got their way but that we went instead for the visions and policies of the PITK, once so minor a grouping but now growing daily in supporters. No wonder, this has gone on and on and on and noone remembered to send out a servant to grab us a bite to eat. With the spice trade also grinding to a halt, who can blame us for reaching this decision?
From now on, kobolds are no longer friends nor enemies but shall instead be viewed solely as supper in the making. So ruleth the Senate.

Just like chickens and cows. We don't hate them, we don't love them, but they sure taste good [img]smile.gif[/img]

Except that cow commandos are much more skilled than their koboldkin variants. Have you ever seen one? That's how well they hide! Although they are not that good at defending their territories; most xvarts have an easy time picking on the common cow. In that way the xvarts are actually a lot like humans. Should we eat them too, or does this analogy grant the supersmurfs special rights?

The enemy of your enemy is your friend, but you can eat him too [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Xvarts would gain special rights, but, alas, they are blue and resemble smurfs.

Hmm.

You could make blue rasberry slushies out of them, and serve it with kobolds...heck, we could open our own restaurant with this. Green Slime jello, Basilisk fries, Wyvren tail...all served by Sirines. Right in the center of Baldur's Gate.

ADD] Better yet, put it in Durlag's Tower. Tourist attraction :D The demon knight can help us burn the kobolds, too. How much should we pay him to be our chef?

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[ 08-27-2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

I have seen lots of combat skilled cows with mighty halberds. They are in fact very common in certain areas. But these are fortunately far away from the Sword Coast :D

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Insane

I love those cows. I just stand near them and listen to them moo. Hilarious.

Honestly, nothing is better than bipedal cows with halberds.

[ 08-27-2003, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Can I have a smurf slushie, a kobold burger and basilisk fries with a side order of commando cow.

That will be 140 gp, please. Limited offer: if you supersize, you get a free antidote potion! ;) ;)

I say love the kobold. If not love them accept them. Eating them is just plain barbaric.

Sythe I think the senate has already decided. Too bad you were absent or your voice might have carried some weight. But all is not lost, it has yet to be made law that YOU must eat a kobold.

Sythe I think the senate has already decided. Too bad you were absent or your voice might have carried some weight. But all is not lost, it has yet to be made law that YOU must eat a kobold. </font>[/QUOTE]I'm glad that the kobolds can do something for society, kobold thigh anyone?

My uncle is a hunter, and he thought em a valuable life lesson. You kill it, you eat it.

Just don't kill carion crawlers... Trust me on that...

[ 08-29-2003, 07:40 AM: Message edited by: Luvian ]

Sythe I think the senate has already decided. Too bad you were absent or your voice might have carried some weight. But all is not lost, it has yet to be made law that YOU must eat a kobold. </font>[/QUOTE]I'm glad that the kobolds can do something for society, kobold thigh anyone? </font>[/QUOTE]Hey, I don't remember hiring you...

There are certain things that I wouldn't want to eat...Diseased Gibberlings, Sirines, Green slimes...oh, and does eating a Flesh Golem make you a cannibal? :D

Recent news from the restaurant: it is not attracting enough customers. Consequently, we will be changing the menu-
1. Kobold cake
2. Basilisk Burger
3. Xvart slushy
4. Wyvren wings
5. Commando Cow cobbler
6. Green Slime souffle

These should attract more tourists. Also, the free gift has been changed, as well-a free generic weapon of your choice.

[ 09-02-2003, 08:59 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

- and instead of the well known 'doggie bag' we now present the more suitable 'sick bag' :D

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Insane

Actually, that's what the Antidote potion was for :D

Hm...doggie bag...a new line of accessories? Kobold handbags? Wyvren tail quills? Sirine silicone?

[ 09-02-2003, 10:44 AM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Pyrenk how on earth err FaeRun did you ever manage to get the ingrediants for Commando Cow Cobbler? Are these not the Cow Commandos that are so adept at the arts of stealth? Do you hunt with true sight active at all times?

P.S. Strangely this disturbs be, but the elves and dwarves night vision is reffered to as infravision. Would this not let them see the heat waves given off by said stealthy Cow Commandos? In effect making the stealth useless?

Yes, it would. However, the Commando Cows do not stealth [img]smile.gif[/img]

They are more commonly refered to as "Hell Bovines".

Ah! Very easy to spot then

And easy to kill too as they come in great herdes. Furthermore they are normally blue and move very slowly.

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Insane

Actually, no. Character adept at sneaking know how to hide their heat source, too. That's what they said in the rules.

If we implement the 'Kobold character class' (that was suggested in another tread on this forum) we could have an exception from the rules: Normally the kobolds I have seen are 'able' to 'hide' their body heat source very quickly [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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Insane

:confused:

Hm, we could combine the Kobold Krud™ accessory store with the fast-food place...

Wait, how do you control whether or not you are warm-blooded/give off heat? If you can hide your heat, wouldn't that make it so that ice runs in your blood?

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Insane

The kobolds quickly wrap themselves in aluminum-foil, thus masquerading their body-heat. The only thing you have left to find them is their bad-breath and smelly feet.

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<font size=1>btw, KICK the kobold!!</font>

No KILL, KILL, and EAT the kobold

eating something which is so human seems wrong...
Hell, lets eat them anyway! :D

So Human? More like ratty dogs.