I was searching for old threads and I stumbled upon this one. The first post the cool dude who started this cool game. I give you


Fun it is I'll start.

There was a kobold named Ko he

... who really, really needed to go PEE!

But to his dismay, he couldn't find a BIG enough tree.

....so he started a search,
and found a huge birch,
and said, "Hey! This isn't a limerick!"

I'll rhyme if I damn well feel like it, Six! ;)
LoL

Thanks for the lesson in poetry, I had never heard of that term before.

I figured it was a name of a specific type of Birch tree or something, then I looked it up and just about fell off my chair laughing.

**Alrighty then, back to the game.**
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"and found a huge birch,"...

Then raised his leg and let out some moans,

but before he was done he could hear some human tones.

Off in the distance he spotted the ruckus,

and grabbed for his ...???

<font color=33CC33>Ummm... Bow, maybe?

Or we could change those last two lines with:

Off in the distance he spotted the fight,
and started casting Draw upon holy might! (it was a kobold cleric)</font>

<s>but to his dismay, his left limb was missing
a newly discovered drow fiend had found his way to the surface</s> [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Just for laughs [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

his spell was complete, when a ghostwise came bursting through the birch;
the halfling's war cry startled the kobold so, he could hardly..

put away his peeing equipment without undue harm...lol

after the kobold did that the halfling said

The halfling fell to the ground in convulsions, muttering "My precious! He wants the precious!!" So Bilbo went insane after watching the urinating kobold do an Irish jig!

the kobold raised a brow and took out his blade

He then continued to gut the halfling for no good reason
(as kobolds do)

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He then continued to gut the halfling for no good reason
(as kobolds do)

....while eating it's innards, he heard a cow go moo.....

ooookkkkaaaayyy..... so maybe i am a little low on ideas now....

cheers,

Moiraine Sedai

Which gave ko an idea...
and went to the cleric and kissed him comicly (like Bugs Bunny)

(Isn't Ko the Cleric) All of a sudden Aragon appreaded out of the bushes. Tightly holding his greatsword he

"Tightly holding his greatsword he... "

raised it, so as to point at the juvinal Kobold.

And shouted "HALT", as the Barking Dog clumsily reached into his quiver to grab his best arrow.

He then nervously drew back his 'arrow of biting', aimed towards Aragon, and released - only to watch it...

miss and hit another urinating kobold through the head.

Aragon looked at the dead urinatin kobold and Ko quickly prepared another arrow to shoot. Aragon.....

People cmon post here countinue on with the story.

Aragon did duck and the arrow bounced off of a Umber Hulk Buck.
When the Kobold saw that his arrow was not stuck in Aragon but Had
hit a large Umber Hulk Buck He realized his shot was nothing but bad luck !

[ 07-02-2003, 02:04 AM: Message edited by: TheCrimsomBlade ]

...to which he cursed "F***!" and ran away like a duck

Is this a poem or a story? [img]graemlins/confused3.gif[/img]

Both Nano ;)

Aragon immideatly took out his bow.
He aimed and fired, missed and cursed "Doh"

"Aragon immideatly took out his bow.
He aimed and fired, missed and cursed 'Doh'"....

But 'Ko' said, "yo, I see a river aflow, and drifting upon it is a couple on a raft laying low!"

And with that gibberish-like thought, the Kobold sprung towards the newlyweds who were aimlessly drifting down the river.

He wanted their river-raft and he wanted it bad, but was still staying alert while running in it's direction, as he could see in the corner of his eye that Aragon had drawn back his Long Bow again.....

When all of a sudden king kong fell from the sky grabbed aragorn and started to climb the nearest skyscraper....

Then the cops appeared and gunned down Kong. Aragorn fell to....

falling into a big hole filled with spikes. Aragon .......

Aragon was impaled upon the spikes to which ko the kobold looked down joyfully at the remains of his enemy.

When Kong fell from the sky going MWWWAAAHHH!!! toward Ko. Ko...

We're never going to finish at this rate! :D

the fighter/cleric/wizard teleported out of there right at..........

.....wrong moment and found himself squished underneath king kong with a mouthful of black hair

Surprisingly Ko lived but soon died after Kong let out gas.

and this is as it was and as the wise alaundo had predicted

from the writing of the wise alaundo:
and a kobold will cometh to pass who haseth preached to many a nation but he will be strucketh down by the great blackness and his remains will float on the breeze to the next realm.

and this is the predicement of the wise alaundo that has come to pass as we have witnessed here today.