send in your best pickup line(s) boys n gals!

feeling a little lonely right now, Mr JC?????

lol!!!

Moiraine Sedai

Sorry, but don't know what is pickup line...
I would send my best if I only know what we are talking about [img]smile.gif[/img]

A pickup line is something you tell some one in hopes that they'll want to go out with you. Comes from the idea of going to a bar to pick up someone of the opposite sex (or same sex, depending, but we'll leave that alone in this family-oriented forum).

Classic examples are:

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

"Buy you a drink?"

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" (this one was made into a song)

.... er, I can't think of many more. Comes from being married so long, I guess [img]smile.gif[/img]

HIH! I don't know all the common things and Bungleau, this is seacond time
you are my dictionary! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Well we have in Finland so much 'not so good' pick up's 'cause we are as you know antisocial people!

" Do you want to lie in our family grave? "
" What do you want for breakfast? "

I had plenty of those, maybe I just go into class now and edit my post later!

[ 02-06-2003, 05:13 AM: Message edited by: Olli Kalma ]

"Hello Strangers. [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] Come into my house. Stay the night. You'll be safe from the Dragon here." ;)
Does this qualify. Not the exact words of Erzebette. But fairly close.

Dandad

Are we doing "pickup lines" for Gael Serran?? or is this just way off topic? ;)

Wyv

Maybe these might be usefull when entering Boogre Bar or some tavern in Gael Serran... [img]smile.gif[/img] Sure Erzebette visit taverns too, so it's important to know what to say when... Öhöm! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...ons/icon20.gif

Think I get too far...

Does "Hello Miss Lake Nymph, you have stolen my heart... (along with the rest of my belongings)... may I accompany you to the abandoned boat house" qualify?

By the way the Crazies down in the Stout Mines gave me some inspiration to a pickup line the other day. Do any of fine ladies and gentlemen think that it would catch on walking up to the person intended for the pickup, yell "Uhmmm... Stew!!!" and then hurl explosives at the person?

"Hello, Mr. Inquisitor, show me your red hot poker!"

"Oh yes, S'Keser Da, I have been a bad boogre. Put me in duh cage again!"

Is that a dragonshard in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Oh and by the way: You do not need a pickup line to pickup G'ezzered Ra... His heart is easy to steal. He gives it away to any stranger... He even BEGGED me to take it.

Lysindra of Yor(or what ever her name is): Use it on my, oh yes use it!

[ 02-14-2003, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Dude 77 ]

"Does you Dad own brewery?"

Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: preferably not fertilised

Id crawl over a 1000 miles of broken glass just to smell under your arms (and boy have i cleaned that one up!!!!)

Now that we are onto this subject: I suppose that any relationship with the Leprechaun is bound to be a one night stand since he always has to move every time he has invited a person home. He even leaves all his belongings to the that person. Being a law student myself I can safely say that such a person is a dream come true for every solicitor and barrister dealing with divorce cases.

what weird pickup lines there are, made me laugh continuosly!!!
Dwarf at counter of Stout Mines : "Hmm.....i'm feeling a bit thirsty now, can u give me some......*ahem* please?" (eew, sick)
Sabastio of Brimloch Roon: "Now, let's see, should i buy u a drink or dance with you, sit beside you, behind you or on the other side? should at i look at ur boobs or ur ass? should i.......*SLASH!*.........hmm, i tink that should be my hand on the floor right?" (he talks too much...)

And for those who prefer taking advantage of people in an emotional state:
"Oh, Kerielle, I am so sorry about your Algamesh. I know how much you must have cared for him. But if you need a friend you can always count on me. And besides: Have I told you your eyes are as deep blue as Nymph Lake?..."

And then there is always the conditionless: "I am thine" with which phrase Kerah managed to win the heart of my level 6 male human rogue.

isnt that the part where u discover the statue of kerah in the serpent temple with that key Kol gives you???
anyway, i cant imagine a male human rogue getting married to an angel. no offence bsftcs, but it's quite unusual.......

Yes that is the statue part in the Serpent Temple.
And yes: I also thought the situation quite queer, but it was she who made the advance. And besides: When I met her in person she was not so hot on my rogue anyway. (And by then he was a bard and quite adept at picking lute and singing tender love songs, so I believe it is a phrase she tells every handsome young adventurer who happens to drop by).

"Oh Mr. Kreug, I yearn for your serpent wand. - Yielding as a serpent's body, yet firm as a wand when it has to be... The mere thought of it is driving me crazy. (It certainly did to Harespia anyway).

tender love songs? scully the love songs are SO powerful that all the priests in the serpent temple all die from loving intentions wif each other (yux!)!