(Must be read with a Cajun dialect).

I'm hunt de worgur,
I'm hunt de spider,
I'm hunt de nymph so silly,
Las' night I tek mah sword an go
to hunt de Mantrap Lily!

I done heard dem Mantraps' tough,
but got experience neat!
I figger I got get me some,
and have coleslaw to eat!

Aroun' de ben' I'm comin' wif
my sword held high, you see,
And suddenly den I spy de plant
a lookin' back at me!

Oh Sacre Bleu! I t'ink I'm blin'!
Hol' Kerah, I no can see!
I run aroun', fall on the groun',
an bump inna gotdang tree!

I let fly wid' my "Firestorm" spell
De plant he do collapse,
While I half dead, do fumble 'bout,
until my senses lapse!

Comin' to, I start to run,
an' head off for my shack,
It smells lak a mill'un Mantraps be
a ridin' on my back!

My wife she meet me at de door,
She sic on me de dog,
She say "You no sleep here tonight,
Go out and sleep wid' hogs!"

So I stumble out to the pigsty,
an, Mais Cher, what you t'ink,
Dat ol' sow she have none o' dat
because of awful stink!

So I hunt de Mantrap Lily no more,
Not fer de sport nor soup,
For if it's pee she smell so bad,
Lan' Sakes! What if it poop?!!

-Sazerac

[This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-24-2001).]

LMAO Saz! I wish I could think of something cajun to say. . .but all I can think of is wooohoooo!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif
Mammawlin

Saz, I just wanted you to know that I really needed a good laugh, so thank you for giving it to me.
Woooo Dogies! I laughed til I cried,
Gotta go now,
Hugs, Mammawlin

LMAO Saz!
Fantastic!

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Moni

ROFL!
Great one, Saz!

Wish my English was good enough to write such thingies...

ROFL!!!!!!!


Saz- you're so twisted!!! I LOVE it!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


Wyv


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Excellent, Saz!

But, please, don't tell us what it's like if the plant poops! The inquiring mind does NOT want to know!!! Ack!!!

AliCat

Ali - LOL!!!!!!

ROFLMDAO Alicat!!!!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

-Sazerac

Such an excellent poem deserves more time on page 1!!

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Wyv

Great poem Saz

Just wanted to put it back on the first page for people to see http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Aleks

Loved your poem Saz, although it looks like something I tried befor, can u read my mind?

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Carpe Diem, Carpe Jugulem

Carpe Jugulem http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


I'm a big Pratchett fan!!

Anybody please explain ROFL???

Great Poem Sez!!!

ROFL means "rolling on the floor laughing"...personally my favorite is focgfblsh - "falling off chair, gasping for breath, laughing so hard" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Hey, dragons aren't that tough, I'm a MOM! LOL