I have a closet that's a tardis
so I've found.
It's bigger on the inside
than all the way around.
I've stuffed it with the items
I've picked up from the ground.

Of rusty swords I've many,
A rat skull - make that two,
a rather odd momento
of Old Scabban goo,
an odd seed from a living tree
that never, ever grew. (drat)

Further in there is a box
inside a pet squix.
It's alway trying to bite,
tis a problem I can't fix.
And on the shelf, a bottle,
a Kerielle made elix. (ir - drat)

And Ardibren's keepsake,
I kept it for myself.
That quest remains unfilled
I like it on my shelf.
And robes of color purple
that only fit an elf. (drat)

There room enough inside
this closet dear of mine
for you to stuff your souvenirs,
no lack of space you'll find.
So tell me what you're stuffing in
and I'll return in kind.

Wyv


(I hate typos! I hate typos! I hate typos)

[This message has been edited by Wyvern (edited 05-12-2001).]

No one has anything to stuff in "THE" closet?? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

BRAVO!!! *wheeeee* (virtual whistles)

Excellent, Wyv! Can't think of anything right now (went to a Frisbee fest earlier and my mind's baked http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/bongsmi.gif ) but I'll try to post to it later.

-Sazerac http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/violetb.gif

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I think I'll store my six seat horse,
and the raft along its side.
The horse we know is VERY long
but isn't very wide.
The sphynx, alas, just will not go,
I know because I tried. (drat)

Well I throw in all the books
of hints I got hear

Hi Ho Hi Ho
It's of to play we go

Next I am tossing in the Tome
of excessive misinformation.
They called it a "Strategy Guide"
to players' consternation.
It isn't worth the price
in any state or nation.

In my WW closet,
you will find
some stuff left over
from the Stout mine.

There's a writ and some bombs
and, oh yeah, a pick.
You can find other stuff
if you give those a kick.

Like all those things
from the Serpent temple:
Some coins, lots of staffs
and voodoo dolls with dimples.

In the Dragon spire,
I found even more,
like a handle, some jewlery
and mana galore.

In the Collesium,
the weapons weren't bunk
and I couldn't part with them
so, I made them MY junk.

Now my closet
is stuffed with it all
and I'm gonna keep it
and have myself a ball!



[This message has been edited by mammawlin (edited 05-14-2001).]

ROFL!!!!!!

Wonderful, Mammawlin!!!!

Ooh, ooh! Let me try! Heh heh.

Here is my closet
'Tis quite a mess
First, a sequined robe
That looks more like a dress

Lo, a quest item I have kept
A stolen helm made of tin
Much trouble it has caused me
For a centaur kicked me in the shin

A skeleton skull amid the pile
Collected from an unmarked dell
Perhaps it reminds me of Shakespeare
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him well

The Staff of Death
Lies propped against the wall
Many a scrape I have escaped
Turning away sword and maul

A breathing apparatus I have uncovered
It is truly one of my faves
For when I feel the need to get wet
I may journey safely beneath the waves

A longtooth hide
Lies draped over yonder chair
I have endured many a scratch
In order that it rest there

All these items I have found
Hidden behind my closet door
And as long as I don't get lost
I'll probably find some more

Great thread Wyv!

Serath

S'more...

I have kept my trusty sailing ship
I can't remember how I got it through the door
Although I think I may have to move it
It seems in danger of breaking through the floor

I seem to have collected many arrows
This one I pulled from a stump
This one contains bitter memories
As I had to remove it from my rump

I once had a scroll of invisibility
Buried beneath this mound
Woe is me, I invoked it one day
And now it cannot be found

And on the shelf, a green felt cap
Nabbed clean off a leprecaun's head
Nimble and fleet of foot was he
I was able to swipe it before he fled

On the same perch a dagger sits
Retreived from the bark of a tree
It belonged to an unfortunate rogue
Who seemed to think he outnumbered me

In a case Shinwiki's Spear rests
Given to me by a shaman who
Once I completed a quest for him
Declared me the great Ukabu

Serath

Serath!!!!!!!

Love it!!!

Wyv

I even petitioned Oakenmir
To join my closet row
Sad to say he must refuse
For in the dark he will not grow
He prefers the open meadow
Where the gentle breeze does blow

A magic lamp
The Genie long since freed
Still very useful for lighting darkness
Whenever I might feel the need
To adventure once again
Danger's call I must heed

An ancient urn
Standing against the wall
I'm still not sure what it does
'Twas not much use at all
Perhaps a planter it will make
And I will move it to the hall

A treasury key of the Stout King
Pilfered from his pack
Stolen when he wasn't looking
For thievery I have a knack
He must not know I have it
Surely he would want it back

*mammawlin applauding* Bravo, Serath! Wonderful closet poetry. Makes me wonder why you never wrote a Bumble for the bumble thread??? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Mammawlin http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/MON9.gif

Thanks Mammaw. I have the occasional fit of creativity. I will have to take a look at that thread and see what I can come up with.

Serath

Typo on the handle. How embarrassing is that?

[This message has been edited by Serath (edited 05-16-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Serath (edited 05-16-2001).]

And some more fun from Serath!!! Yay!!!!

(don't feel badly, Serath - no mistake you make can be as bad as my day yesterday! )


Wyv

I too have a pet squix
I keep him beside my bed
Unlike Wyv's, mine's quite nice
As long as I keep him fed

The worgur is another story
He has nasty tooth and claw
And he will eat most anything
He can fit within his maw

I still have the Tusk of Lust
It's purpose, I'm afraid, I may
not reveal, it's a family orientated board
And therefore I cannot say

A moat pirahna in my closet
I stuffed him in my sack
Alas he's under the size limit
I'll have to throw him back

Many a serpent coin
Lay stacked upon their side
I got quite a deal you see
For they are made of chocolate inside

I will give it a try. It has taken me this long to put my ideas into a poem.


In my little closet
There are too many things to tell
Some things I cannot bear to part with
And some things I just cannot sell.

Two amulets of life
Lie dead upon the floor
A trident and a Witch's Stick
Are propped against the door.

A Ring of Neptune in on a shelf
It gave me Iron Lung
A Lute of Quietude is here
To which bard's tales are sung.

Silver Rings and Amulets
Increase my armor class
Bracelets blessed up to the max
And trinkets made of brass.

Several suits of Dragon Plate
Are hanging on the wall
Along with several chain mail suits
I cannot wear them all.

And in my closet is a robe
That's just a bit threadbare
A momento from a Monk-to-be
Who hasn't a thing to wear.

Special weapons fill a case
Used to kill, destroy and maim
I fondly remember each one's past
and most of them have a name.

Bloodslinger, a Wizards blade
A Murkato Blade or two
Mace of Mangling, Staff of Death
just to name a few.

Lance of the Lady and Talon's Fang
Are kept safe inside
With Dragons Tongue and Bloodbeard' Blade
That I got when Bloodbeard died.

Orion's Hammer, Kraokendon
The Axe of Runes and Stones
Nightblade and the Sword of Hearts
have called my case their home.

Keys of every description
opened doors of every size
Gemstones, jewells and cranks
needed to win the prize

Alas my key are locked in a chest
useless now no doubt
My lockpicks are locked up in there too
I cannot get them out.

"A Ratpie for my Brother"
That is what Bilbump said
But the pie has moved a good four feet
Are you SURE that rat is dead?

Yes, the closet has so many things
Too many for me to tell
Most I cannot bear to part with
and a few I cannot sell.

-Knarfling


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Only two of my personalites have delusions, but one of them is paranoid and the other is out to get him.

BRAVO Knarfling!
Excellent!
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Moni

All I have is the bauble stick
with which my cats do play
I dropped it once but it stayed there
to pick up another day.

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Serath and Knarfling - super additions!!!!!!

This thread is really so much fun thanks to all the creative poems by wonderful posters!!!!!!

Wyv


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In this closet of mine
I've got many things
Some of which were nasty
But some of them like the Rat pie
Turned out to be quite tasty!

I've got the sword I used to slay
That bad old Scabban guy
I've also got a flamestrike scroll
Like the one I used to fry a troll

My spellbook lies in there now
Filled with spells of power
Flamedrop, Bless and Heal
And many, many others!

I've slain a Boogre in a cave
I've got his axe here now
It still looks like a jawbone
But when its in my hands
It'll go wham, whoosh and pow!

Just some amateurish poetry, my first try.

Yay Neb!!!!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

I'm always so glad to see more posters join in on the fun!!
Thanks for joining in!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Wyv

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!

My closet is stuffed with things
From Gael Serran collected
Rusty swords and Mariin rings
And other things neglected

Rat skulls and Shinwiki's Spear
Ornamental urns or two
Lots of miscellanious gear
Photos of Hugh Mangor too

A figurine of Kerah, small
A rainbow collection of potions
Stuffed pirahna on the wall
Storing them's a demented notion

(ah well - today's bad poem)

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