There once was a dwarf named Rethpian,
Who spent all his time in a Crypt Dungeon,
They call him a Stout,
Who eats rats, tail to snout,
He won't leave, lost his keys, he's not budging!

(Sorry, couldn't help myself!)

Mark

LOL Mark! Love it!

Make some more and submit them to Freudianslip's site at http://www.seastop.com/ww.htm

-Saz

Lava is red
My party is blue
We can't find the lever
This place is a zoo.

Oozes are green
and worgurs are brown.
We are looking for switches
But they can't be found.

Ore piles are dark
and our faces are pink.
Our opinion of Freyedies:
The King is a fink!

We are armored at last
and things turned out well.
May we ne'er again hear
That darned trolley bell.

Great job, Lily the Bard! Another, please!

Thanks . . . I will . . . Hey, Serath . . . I love your hamster quotes . . . is there a link to Booisms anywhere . . . my eldest would like some (he hasn't even played BG but has heard mention of Boo and loves the idea). "Every hamster has his day" . . . love that one!

Unfortunately I haven't come across any sites with Minsc and Boo quotes. You see the odd thread on BG boards, but I get all of mine from the BG series itself. Minsc is one of my favorite characters, so I make sure to add him to the party early on. Supposedly one of the NPC's in BGII will repeatedly try to steal Boo from Minsc if you add them to your party. I haven't done this yet, but the resulting dialogue is supposed to be pretty hilarious. I will make sure to add them to my repertoire when I get there.

Serath
"Sword not work?!?! I need a bigger sword..."

LOL! I may have to play this series after . . . despite what I have heard regarding it's style and structure! There is just something about Boo! But I have my Wizardry Archives series and this second run to finish. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Isn't
"Butt kicking for goodness!"
a quote from Minsc?




Mark

Gee, thanks Ali. But, tis your turn now . . . or maybe Davros will offer another Haiku? Am too sick today . . . Not sure whether it is cold or flu but I must acknowledge it has many more hit points than I do.

Lily, try an Exorcism spell.

Serath
"You point, I punch!"

Lily: Yeah, I would like to get my hands on that Wizardry archive as well. I have not seen that around however. I might have to order it online.

Mark: Yes, that is one of Minsc's quotes. I believe it is from the original BG.

Serath
"Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure."

Serath, Sorry don't know how to make links:

http://www.interplay-store.com/homepage.html

I went there to be sure and could not find the game for sale . . . might want to contact them and inquire; with Wizardry 8 coming out they may just be out of stock. Stores up here just don't carry many old games . . . it is hit and mostly miss. Good luck! The game cost as much as the postage so it might be good to plan to purchase other games as postage stayed the same up to a certain dollar amount . . . of course we have to have ours flown up here by sparrows (European).

Thanks Lily. I will be sure to check it out. What is the airspeed of two European swallows with a copy of the Wizardry Archives strung on a line between them? LOL

Serath
"Minsc will lead with blade and boot. Boo will take care of the details."

Lily: to make an active link, precede the URL with a backslash figure => \ Here's the active link for Interplay's site: http://www.interplay-store.com/homepage.html


-Sazerac

_______________________________

While walking through the Shire,
Erathsmedor toasts us,
Dragon's gonna die!

(my contribution: Gael Serran Haiku)

Yet another Haiku:

Smoothly we picked the key,
Stout Treasure is all ours,
Is that dwarf king BLIND?

-Sazerac

LOL! Aren't you supposed to be working? Let's see if I manage this http://www.interplay-store.com/homepage.html

Blessed preview! TA-DA! Thanks, Sazerac! Perhaps, the dwarves are meditating. Focused on a higher plane than that of our materialistic interests . . . yeah, that's the ticket!