Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmador? Because the dragon has a hamster in his pocket. (Boo, Serath!)

EEEEEWWWW skywalker . . . eeeeewwwww . . . depends on whether you like ratpie.

What if you cross an Oomphaz and a Gourk? You get a trunk full of bacon.

The rest have me puzzled . . . .

How can you tell an Oomphaz has been in your refrigerator?

What happens when you stack 6 Oomphaz on a horse?
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The horse comes down with a bad case of packy dermatitis!

How many Highland Rogues does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred because they aren't very bright.

Why did the Naga cross the road?

to get to other side...

Hey Adam, you should pose a new joke when you answer the last one!

Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmedor?

Two spider eggs walk down memory lane; one says: ...

eh... old ones usually work the best
Why did the Naga cross the road? to get away from it's mother nagging.

ok ok here's my lame one...

knock, knock
who's there?
Kol
kol who?
kol(d) out here! let me in!

Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmedor?
so he can't see what's coming to him...

How many bites does it take to get to the delicious center of a Rat Pie?

Mark

what happens if you cross an Oomphaz and a Gourk?

what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?

How do you stop a party of Oomphaz from charging?
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(sorry, had to answer myself):

Take away their credit cards!

Mark

What do you know if you see a party of Oomphaz all wearing matching jerseys?

Mark

What did the ratling say when the Oomphaz stepped on him?


Mark

(Somebody please stop me before I go mad. Ooops, too late!)

How can you tell an Oomphaz has been in your refrigerator?
There are footprints in the pudding!

Where are Oomphaz found?



Mark

Where are Oomphaz found?

In trees.

How do Oomphaz get into trees?

They use their trunks?

Where does a 500 lb pixie sit?

Where does a 500 lb pixie sit?

Anywhere she wants to!!

How do OOmphaz get into trees? By planting an acorn and sitting on it.

LOL! Gives hatching a whole new meaning. Yer too smart . . . OK . . . WHAT does a 500 lb pixie SAY?

"What does a 500 lb. Pixie say..."

*yum* *smack* "Good Oomphaz...got any more?"

What does a nymph say when you blow in her ear?

-Sazerac

Actually "Where are Oomphaz found?"

Oomphaz are so big, they rarely get lost!

What do you know if you see a party of Oomphaz all wearing matching jerseys?

They all belong to the same club (or guild, maybe).

Why do Oomphaz wear green sneakers?


Mark

Why do Oomphaz wear green sneakers?

Because their red ones are in the wash!

Why do Oomphaz have flat feet?

Why do Oomphaz have flat feet?

Because arch supports don't come in size 56.

What kind of shoes does Cet want for his birthday?

> What kind of shoes does Cet want for his birthday?
Goody-twoshoes (to get a new body from)

Why do Oomphaz wear green sneakers?
To hide in the grass.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out forest fires.

Why do Oomphaz have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside?

Mark
(If your wondering, when I was a kid, I had a book of elephant jokes. It was a big thing in those days, seriously, I wouldn't kid you about it.)

what you do NOT say on a date with Lysandra?
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"wanna neck?"


what you call an imp who restless?
(IMPatient!)

what you call an imp who has no money?
(IMPecunious)

what you call an imp who has no shame?
(IMPenitent)

what an imp must be when he takes a Viagra pill?
(IMPotent)

gawd somebody stop me with the bad puns....

How many Highland Rogues does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, their invisible companions do the job. (They have it outnumbered)

Ya know, there was a South Park episode about crossing an Oomphaz and a Gourk.

LOL!!!!

back to the top for some more jokes!!

Wyv

What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside?

An Oomphaz in a plastic baggie.

(Seriously, I did not make up any of the Oomphaz jokes. They really were in an Elephant Joke Book. It is quite possible the book scarred me for life and that is why I am like this.)

Mark

I am still waiting to hear the answer to
"what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?"

; )
Moni

Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit?


Mark

I dunno, skywalker . . . but have you seen the pixie anywhere?

Saz - what DOES a nymph say when you blow in her ear?

Green sneakers . . . hide in the grass . . . LOL!

What did the ratling say when the Oomphaz stepped on him? Squeak!

Where does a 800 pound Oomphaz sit? Anywhere he wants to!

What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley?

Mark

oops sorry Moni

what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?
; )

Rattan!

rattan basket? get it? nyuk nyuk nyuk

LOL Adam! Thanks for posting that!
It was funny!
(Note I have not contributed one joke or answer....Brain took a vacation after it realized it is now 39 years old. I hope it comes back soon!!!)

Moni:
Just a few words of comfort.

I will always be 1 year older than you, and I'm going to stay young no matter how old I get. So if I stay young, you can always be 1 year younger than me. Simple isn't it?

Besides, I'll have to get a lot older before I can retire, and I'm sick of working for a living. It's either not age and work or get older and not work. I think I'll take the second of the choices.

Mark

Mark,
So no matter how old I get I'll never be as old as you?
And since you are staying young that means that I will always be one year younger?!
Great news! Thank you!

"Here brain! Brain! C'mere brain"
(making kissing noises)
"Brain! C'mere brain! I have some great news for ya!"
(looking under the desk)
"Brain! Oh BRAIN!"
"Brain?"


Thanks again, Mark, you are a true sweety!

What time is it when a party of Oomphaz get on a mine trolley?
Time to get a new trolley!!

How do you spell hungry horse in 4 letters?