The guy is great! As you may know from my last topic, I have been in Watcher's Keep. Well, I got through the first few levels, and decided to take a break. Well, went to my favorite place, and talked to my good buddy. He ended making about 8 different things for me this time around. Foe bane is so awesome! Too bad I don't have someone to use it, lol. Sword of Mask is really good, though. (Mazzy says thank you.) And not only does he get me all this cool stuff, but he's funny as hell, too! I've cracked up so many times from his odd-ball comments! His prices are high, true, but at this point, money is beyond worthless to me. Well, I dont think I'll be having as much trouble with those demons, now! hehehe...
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I have to agree, Cespenar is a crack up, I never get tired of his jokes.

Eh? Is a glove? Only one? What is you, rock star?! Oh, here is other one. LOL

I refused to reassemble Hindo's Doom. Nobody needed a new katana, and I always got a kick out of "Tee hee... Hindo's Doom! Can you say it? Hindo's... doooooooooooommm" though I never figured out why.

"Eh? You gots hammer? Bhaal once drop hammer on big godly toe. Jump around and swear for days he did. Kicked poor me all the way to Baator. Very bad week, that."

Never got the gloves one, and I haven't gotten Hindo's Doom, yet. Heh, all the more reason to get everything, just to see what Cespenar says about it. lol!

I loathe him soooooo badly. ;)

He talks like a flaming retard.

I'd rather have a nasty demon butler.

No way, man! The comic relief he provides is unmatched! Well, except for the mighty duo of Minsc and Boo, but will leave that arguement for a later time! ;)

One mod I downloaded (I can't remember which) had a component that allows you to kill Cespenar.

My question is, "Why would anyone want to kill Cespenar?!" I'd take him as my familiar any day!

Some people have no lives, no sense of humor and no Brain [img]smile.gif[/img]

What, they let lab monkeys buy computer games now? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Oh, I duuno, it could be interesting to kill the little twit, on a bad day. :D

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I love the little bugger lol. He was looking though my pack and chastised me for not cleaning it out. [img]smile.gif[/img] Funny as hell

You evil, evil man! (Right?)

"Ooh, the flail of many heads it is. Ouch! Wrong head"

:D

Cespenar is the "coolest" beaurocrat in the entire game. His(?) entire function is to serve the Lord of Murder. He does not care who that person is. He performs his duties no matter *who* his master is, ,, and the humor is quite good. ALL good beaurocrats can make fun of their superiors.....and make them like it.

I agree, Elfbane! Cespenar, for president! lol. Anyways, Shadow, I only have one question for you to answer your own: "Am I evil?" Well, if you can finish the quote, then you'll note the answer. :D

And his voice.. ARGH! :D

What's wrong with a nice, large, evil demon? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

They're not as cute? C'mon man, chicks dig the cute little butler! :D ;)

Have one of ure party members talk to him...cant remmber the exact line but i think he calls them a "nobody"

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The heavens move because he waves his hand! The waters stir as he twiddles his toes! The winds blow as he passes! And on a whim he can break them all!
(Tiax the great!)

cespenar and deekins. [img]smile.gif[/img] i just love the both of them. they're like lil court jesters. they're not afraid to point and laugh at the emperor and his new clothes.

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"Ohhh you got shiniest of all shiny long swords. On guard bloodsuckers, Cespenar will fight thee"

Ya see? I told ya! Chicks dig the cute little funny dudes! ;)

"Can you say it? Hindo's Doooooooooooooooooooooooooom!"
thats one of my favourites. The other is the golem building book one:
"You'se probably not like it anyway, not enough pictures" ;)