Possible spoilers.

Ok. Time for some serious soul searching admissions. This is firstly to include only NPCs that can join the party.

What is the nastiest things that you ever did to joinable NPCs?

Jaheira. Left her in Irenicus Dungeon.

Minsc. Left him in Irenicus Dungeon. (Couldn't he just break out? Idiot!)

Imoen. Left her in Bodhi's maze.

Yoshimo. Told him to [bleep] off and let him die from the geas.

Aerie. Took her to the Underdark and ditched her there after massacring the whole of Ust Natha. Left her with the bracers of fumbling and ring of folly.

Anomen. Made him fail his knighthood, by killing Saerk and family, then backstabbed him in front of the Radiant Heart joint.

Korgan. Ignored him.

Edwin. Left him as a girl.

Nalia. Got paid for helping her, then gave her a gift called bracers of fumbling and ring of folly, leaving her standing at the drawbridge in front of her keep.

Keldorn. Made him kill his own wife for cheating, then killed him leaving the body in his lounge room.

Viconia. Ignored her. And she burns.

Jan. Made him go to jail.

Valygar. Used his corpse to loot his planar sphere.

Mazzy. Made her angry in the Pocket Plane and then chopped her up. Snobby cow.

Haer Dalis. Left him in the Planar Prison. Never rescued him.

Sarevok. Killed him. Three times. BG1, wraith version, pocket plane version.

Cernd. Poisoned the grove while he was in party, then smashed him.

Your admissions?

Jaheira - fireballed her to death in her cage at Chateau Irenicus.

Minsc - ditto.

Nalia - Had her Polymorph Self into a sword spider inside the D'Arnise hold, then went outside, thus changing areas. For some reason this kept her as a sword spider permanently. Then I ditched her at the Copper Coronet, where she is now one of their most *ahem* interesting patrons.

Six, engage! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Bloody search function.....on one day, off the next....okay, let's do this from memory.....

Jaheira: Got her cursed by Baron Ployer, then shot her reputation with the Harpers all to hell. Then, without lifting her curse, we took a trip to the Planar Prison where I sealed her inside one of the cells permanently. (Send her in, boot her from the party, destroy the Orb, done.)

Minsc: Somewhere in the Temple Ruins, there is a Feebleminded squirrel. Somewhere...... (Not that much difference, though, when you think about it.)

Yoshimo: Didn't have to do much with him.....just let him run his course, and then suffer through eternity feeling guilt over betraying his friends. Besides, his heart makes a nifty badminton shuttlecock.

Aerie: First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull in front of her. Then we gave her the Rod of Terror and let her vent her frustrations by attacking me. The stupid little twit LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. We made Quayle watch all this, of course, and to dash his hopes of Resurrecting his little girl, we used the Rod of Resurrection on her, and watched her instantly die again. Several times. Ahhh......

Imoen: She acted like SUCH a wuss after having her soul stolen....Hey, girl, I'm walking around without a soul, too, but you don't see me whining about it. We abandoned her in one of the testing rooms in Spellhold, the one full of insane ghosts.

Keldorn: After screwing up his family, we wanted to have him attack his fellow members of the Radiant Heart--the only problem is, as soon as they turn hostile, he leaves the party and attacks you. And since he's an Inquisitor, he can't be Charmed.....good thing there's always the Cursed Sword of Berserking!

Anomen: I'd intended to have him fail his test, & all that good stuff, but I made the mistake of reaming Keldorn's life first, and since there was no Radiant Heart anymore, Anomen couldn't fail his test. So, switch to Plan B: Hold, Contagion, Insect Plague, Imprisonment. Not bad for a Plan B.

Nalia: I couldn't decide: Disintegrate, or lock her in a small room with her aunt? Eventually I decided Disintegrate had a better sense of finality.

Valygar: Turned him in to Tolgerias, alive. Actual quote: "No! Please! SOMEBODY HELP ME!!! I got so many warm fuzzies from that.....

Mazzy: The manual says that if you die from Shades draining your STR to 0, you get turned into a Shade yourself. Even after using a Cursed Scroll of Weakness on Mazzy, all she did was die normally. So I let her live a little bit longer, to have her die at the hands of Shadow Patrick & the Shade Lord.

Haer'Dalis: A little Flesh to Stone action never hurts (well, it doesn't hurt ME), especially when it's done in the Demonic Plane you visit in the Planar Sphere.

Jan: He's a Wizard. He's insane. There's a place for people like that, it's called Spellhold. Good thing I erased his entire spellbook before abandoning him there, and to make doubly sure, I made sure nobody could ever save him, by dropping the Asylum Wardstone somewhere in Saughain City.

Cernd: I found a loophole that enabled me to poison the Druid Grove and STILL keep Cernd in my party. Go me. Then it was back to Athkatla to do his quest, but we didn't actually rescue his baby--we just left it lying on the floor. Then we quickly dashed back to Trademeet, where we left Cernd back in his very own cell again (only this time, wearing the Bracers of Binding, Ring of Clumsiness & Ring of Folly), and then we returned to Deril's home, grabbed Cernd's kid, tossed it into the pool of blood in Bodhi's Lair & left it there to drown.

Evil is as Evil does. Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.....hoo hoo hoo HAAAA HAAAA HAAAA!!!!! (cackle cackle)

Yeah, I have to admit, that is rather nasty :D

I tend not to torture the NPCs. The worst I've done is had Minsc take Aerie as his witch, then given him the Cursed Sword of berserking and let them have at each other in a small cell. Incidentally, the cell was knee-high in Cernd-bones.

Oh, I tend not to torture them either, but this was of course my Evil game, starring the horrendously unscrupulous Fenris Melkior.

In my regular games, I might whack an NPC or two for roleplaying value (like playing a Paladin and killing Korgan), but nothing like this kind of carnage.

Kelsey reportedly got killed a lot so people could give his cloak to Tashia. Then we changed things so that she couldn't wear it anymore. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Six of Spades. ROFL. And I thought that I was nasty....

Six, you make my sadistic bastard PC look like Lassie. Go hard.

Wow, you people really got creative with a lot of this stuff! Drowning Cernd's baby in the blood pool is defintely on the top of that list! *Tear drops my eye*....It inspires me to go back and play BG with a Chaotic Evil PC of some sort just to extract my owns modes of vengeance on hapless NPCs. But NWN is where it's at for me right now...............so that will have to wait.

Now you just awakened my evil side, i usually am a good friend of the npcs, evil neutral or good ones, but i do like carnage too and you guys are just great...

WELCOME TO THE CARNAGE STADIUM, THE MOST PREMIED CARNAGE OF TODAY IS:

Aerie: First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull in front of her. Then we gave her the Rod of Terror and let her vent her frustrations by attacking me. The stupid little twit LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. We made Quayle watch all this, of course, and to dash his hopes of Resurrecting his little girl, we used the Rod of Resurrection on her, and watched her instantly die again. Several times. Ahhh......

FROM THE LORD SixOfSpades... :D

LADY'S AND GENTELMEN IT IS TO BE PREMIED TO THIS FELLA A NOBEL PREMIUM OF PEACE... :D

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What a digusting display of vile evil! Tsk, Tsk! Minsc, prepare your boot!

*Prepares to curse*

-May you all get a bad case of insect contagion in your undershorts from your next date!

-May the fleas of a thousand Afghani camels take up residence in your left armpit!

-May you trip and roll naked down a huge pile of thumbtacks!

-May you accidentally stick your nostrils together with crazy glue!

-May your berries grow to ten times their current size and your twig shrink by an equal proportion!

-May you have an unnatural affinity for dill pickles as a fashion statement!

So there! You nasty, nasty people! ;)

Equipped Haer Dalis with the ring of folly and let Korgan literally use him as a punching bag, bare knuckles only. "Eehhhhhh... why you hit? Why? <drools on self>"

Feebleminded Mazzy in her own home with her family watching, and then gave her contagion. I'm sure they will have a great deal of pleasure tending to her needs for the rest of her natural life.

Let Keldorn walk over the flesh to stone trap in the diseased ones area. He makes a nice statue.

Thinking about grabbing the helm of opposite alignment and putting the human skin armour on Keldorn, and then parading him around the Hall of the Radiant Heart. Anybody know where I can find that most outstanding cursed item?

Six's list of evil makes me smile every time I read it. I can't compete, but it did inspire me a bit...

HAER'DALIS: I had a Pit Fiend eat his friends, and afterwards I released him from that Wizard's servitude. I (invisible at the time) approached him and he joined me. We went back to his playhouse - I was hoping his troupe would be replaced with Biff the Understudies - but there was no reaction whatsoever. So we go to the Copper Coronet (home of NPCs I'd not decided how to murder yet); departy Haerry; Haerry screams "Noo! The troupe... my friends!!" (It was as heartwarming as Valygar's screeches Six described.) and hostiles me. Nalia, also departied, was standing nearby and attacked him! I popped off a few MM's, softening him up, but I allowed Nalia to deliver the killing blow.

ANOMEN: I dragged him along on the Planar Sphere quest with me. While in the Abyss, after I'd retrieved the demon heart: I threw a rock, told him to go investigate, then turned invisible, ran back in the sphere, and barred the door. I just hope the next time I cast a Fiend summoning spell I don't get Anomen instead. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

JAN: At our first meeting I did not lie for him and allowed the pompous official to throw him in jail. After a few months I sprung Jan and allowed him to pal around with me. Soon "The Hidden" quest began and he sent me off to find a cure. He gave me ten days to do it. On day 3, I left for Brynnlaw.

CERND: Unfortunately, Cernd would not speak to me after I poisoned the grove, so I fed him to a Cacofiend. I wanted him to join me so I could drown his baby in the pirates' pool (in back of the Sea's Bounty) with Lt. Aegisfield and that Harper fellow.

JAHEIRA: After I released her from her cell it seems she did indeed find her way out. However, by the time I found her again she was most displeased with my conduct. She attacked me and I was forced to Death Spell her and her companions. Rylock just stood by and watched. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

VICONIA: I let her burn. Perhaps I should've turned her into a squirrel first, though. Pity.

I have concocted some tenative plans for the demise of some of the others as well.

AERIE: Considering charming Quayle and having him beat her to death.

YOSHIMO: I forgot to do anything with him before I left for Brynnlaw. Suppose he'll just have to geas to death.

IMOEN: What evil could possibly be enough for this lass?! I was thinking maybe letting her die in one of the mage duels in Ust Natha, but it seems all too... too... simple. I wish I could sell her into slavery. On the other hand, she *is* the Bodhi to my Irenicus. Vampirism, then? Heh heh...

-Lem

Perhaps there ought to be a mod where instead of saving the slaves in the copper coronet you could actually sell them. Be perfect for Imoen. Who knows, maybe she could be the next courtesan to get in a knife fight with Rumar's wife.

Well here goes......

Got Aerie pregnant....she says oh my Uther what do you think, i told her to...ahem.....drumm roll please.

3."Go take a hike mommy" and then the chold support payments came rolling on in..

BEsides that, wacked the silver dragon, went on a killing spree in the city, didnt end well...made sure that certain rangers ran into certain vampire rooms first to meet a grizzly end, ya take that for only taking one point of damage and only if you roll a 20...and HOW many wands of monster summoning did i go through.

misplaced a fireball, blew aerie up SO big that she was removed from the list, the best.
IGNOREd the dwarf, i thought that not being in my company was more then punishment enough, occasinally would help the docks killer murder some prost's, and of course slapped around any AND all street urchins..sigh.

I think when i play icewind dale, i will from now on only use the last answer to all questions..

1.thats nice.
2.I would like to listen to what you have to say.
3. I think i should consult my friends.
4. I dont care what your alignment is, I am going to mop the floors with yoru entrails!!!!!

4. DIE DRAGON
4.DIE DEAMON PRINCE
4,DIE IRENICUS
4.TAKE A HIKE MOMMY...ooops...not that one.

Jahiera -Casted Finger of Death on her in Irecnius' Dungeon.

Misc -Cast Flesh to Stone then Disentigrate.

Anomen -Used an Imprisonment Scroll

Viconia -Left behind in Bodhi's guantlet dungeon.

Edwin -Flat out killed him (the bastard)

And thats it, I don't torture much, I'd rather beat the crap out of the computer instead.

Jaheria- test out to see if Sarevok could fight well. First attack he ever did in my game- deathBringer Assault 200 damage. Sarevok stays...

Aerie- Had her become Minscs witch, send her in first. Minsc bezerks, kills her

Aerie- made her walk into the squisher trap at Bohdi's dungeon (whoops..)

Anomen- smashed his family, failed tests, used as punching bag

Keldorn- Nothing, I respected him. The beholder had otehr things to say though with flesh to stone and a blast spell, or maybe it was mine...

Valygar- "Yes we are your firends..." killed him after opening door, sold body to council after killed him infornt of them.

Imoen- left at Jon's house, left at Bohdis dungeon

Jan- made him become so ugly he couldn't exist anymore. CHA 0, quite a problem for him then...would that mean he stank, had a really bad face and more?

Mazzy- never freed her, prison in abandoned temples is funny

I love the beginning of TOB

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Do you want to add anyone to your party? I can call them to you.

You Can!? <evil grin>

Mwoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!

A long dropdown list appeared, and my eyes misted up a little at the thought of blowing up Edwin again. (I'd done so in both the other games, it'd be a shme NOT to...) I was like a kid in a candy store, picking out which NPCs I wanted to destroy next. I have a save game file right there so I can go to my happy place whenever I want. It's like therapy, without the bill.
-R

I was having trouble picking a party at the start of ToB so i summoned everyone and took the people who have very similar abilities eg Edwin vs Aerie and let them fight to the death in the area of the first test. I had Anomen vs Viconia, Minsc vs Jahera, Haer D'lise vs Imoen, Me (kensai) vs Sarevok etc. At the end of this bloody, though enjoyable tournament i had Keldorn, Aerie, Cernd, Minsc and Haer D'lise. Then I decided to Solo ToB got Aerie to cast multiple Cloudkills and skull traps and killed them all

Ok, out of sheer curiosity... who did Cernd beat out in this Royal Rumble & how? [img]smile.gif[/img]

- Imrahil

...You mean that Aerie actually beat Edward... :( thats just not right...