when i finished ToB, the only thing i could say for hours was "wow!"
i really liked that Balthazar was even more "good and pure" than the main char because he wanted to kill himself when he would become Bhaal.
Anyway, what was the funniest thing that happened to you(including SoA) a really funny thing that happened to me was when i was in the gate of Sendai`s Enclave. i pickpocketed a rabbit and got a +2 crossbow and some invisibility/health potions. i was thinking like "what the hell" and pickocketed everykinds of squirrels, mooses and rabbits. then i tried to attack one, just for the fun of it. after i made my first attack, all the animals turned into drow warriors and started attacking me. lol! that was funny

Another funny thing to do at Sendai's (for the same reason) is to have your Paladin do Detect Evil.
Moose- Evil
Rabbit- Evil
Pheasant- Magic Resistance
Squirrel- Evil

Funniest thing of the whole game has got to be the Chinchilla Bhaalspawn (hey if he procreated with Giants, why not Chinchillas :D ) I ended up having to re-load after losing this fight as I was laughing too hard to do anything (including hitting pause!) And just imagine if he went on to become a god! hehe

Speaking of the Chinchilla Bhall-Spawn I tried very hard to kill that entire group(yes the Psyhcotics again) and after I'd hit thaem with lower resist amd greater malaision a couple of times I used finger of death on it and it turned into a werewolf, has anyone else had this happen?

that happened to me too, and it went back to uninjured....just kill it again [img]smile.gif[/img]

it took me about 10 reloads to work out a plan to kill them all before they ran away

Are you talking about the Bhallspawn next to the Giant's temple? They always run away before I can kill them. :(

*grin* Way to kill Chinchilla... Time Stop, Improved Alacroity, cast every single spell you have memeorized... lots and lots of damage... *cackle* Hmm... falling cows are great too, expecially the Cow Kill spell falling cowes that do a comet explosion graphic when they hit... *cackle* *grin*

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I like that first level party in Abizigail's lair, where you turn them from stone and then they go and get the Beholder's Eyestalk for you. When they return, one of them whispers,"I'll bet that Galadria has all kinds of cool stuff. Let's rush her," and then I turn into the Slayer and kill them all. Then, they re-load and just give me the eye-stalk. I laughed until I cried, then re-loaded it three times.

AH!!! I finally get that! I laughed anyway though... lol that part was hilarious about those wimpy people... I can remember trying that kinda stuff in BG1. ;) lol

The funniest (aka worst) thing that every happened to me in TOB was this... I used Limited Wish to Shapeshift Aerie to a mindflayer in Sendai's enclave... Of course, the next spell cast by her is Chaos... Yes, Aerie the Illithid FAILED HER FARKING SAVE VS SPELLS! How she failed is beyond me, but needless to say, Sarevok, Viconia, Korgan and Aerie all died in that horrid little episode... *SHUDDER!!!!*

Ol' Edwin and the MC still whuped Sendai's remaining 3 or 4 forms... Okay, so Edwin just hid in the corner and stayed invisible until he could use all his 7 or 8 fireballs up, but whos paying attention? lol

I had this bug only once: I was involved in the Jaheira romance, and she snuggled up for a little bit of the wild thing. Well, something went wrong, and the "outdoor sleep scene" appeared again, and she said something like lets keep this secret, etc. Well, the scene kept repeating itself, and kept talking about keeping it sceret. It rolled on 10 or so times. How was I supposed to keep that a secret! (Even with a great constitution, I was exhausted, but pleasantly so, ahem.)

When *SPOILER* You meet up with the Watcher Beholder from the Saughain City. Very funny conversation!

My favorite was the first time I played throgh the Unseeing Eye Cult quest. You get to the broken bridge, whose Guardian poses three eliptical questions. While pondering the first one (I refuse to seek help with riddles :D ) and its multiple choice selections, Minsc suddenly uttered a rationalization for an obviously wrong answer and chose for me. Without missing a beat, the Guardian replied that the answer was wrong, and sicced a Shadow on me. I had to pause things, I was laughing so hard at Minsc's interruption. That's the kind of thing that makes a game such as BG2 special for me. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Even better, you meet up with him again in Sendai's Lair! it's even funnier then!

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[Spectator- I'm going back to the hive and check out the ladies. How about you?
PC- The same. Good luck!]

I Know that this sould be in Shadows of Amn forum but you are talking about funny things in here so i'll talk here, the thing that made me laugh more is when you're about to fight Irenicus and Minsc say "evil meet SWORD, SWORD MEET EVIL".

[ 04-22-2002, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: Volguuz RageWaar ]

I still love a chance utterance of Nalia's:

Final battle at the bottom of the De'Arnise Keep. All the trolls are dead, so it's time to catch our breaths and collect loot. The trolls aren't carrying anything, but there is this pillar-looking thingy over here that's some type of container. Locked, though.
Me: "Hey, Nalia."
Nalia: "What can I do to help?"
Me: "Come over here and pick this lock."
So Nalia comes over, steps over the fresh corpse of her father, picks the lock on her family treasury, and takes a look inside.
Nalia: "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more."

I was laughing to myself all night after that one! :D

lol! thats funny [img]smile.gif[/img] ! i laughed my ass off while reading your post :D !

HA!
Something that quite annoyed me about De'Arnise Keep woz that Nalia wouldn't stop saying (from memory, I haven't played BG in AGEZ) 'Must we trek about this awful place?'
Grr.

Yeah....some of the sayings by the various NPCs can be absolutely hilarious, depending on the context:

Aerie: [at the circus] "This is a lot more exciting than any circus."
Jaheira: [in Hell] "Nature could find a home here if it were properly cleansed and balanced."
Nalia: [while freeing slaves in Ust Natha or the Slaver Ship] "How are we helping the less fortunate, trudging around in here?"
Keldorn: [in Bodhi's Lair, right after I've stepped on three Spike Traps in a row] "I heartily approve of the path that has been taken so far."
Korgan: [attacking a Skeleton Warrior] "Let's see what yer GUTS be lookin' like!"
Jan: [attacking a Beholder] "Beware! Your knees are mine!"

lol! thats funny [img]smile.gif[/img] ! i laughed my ass off while reading your post :D !</font>[/QUOTE]That's really funny, i mean funny\ironic.

Ok know i get it, Beholders with knees, skeletons with guts, you guys catch in their worse hours.

[ 04-26-2002, 05:36 AM: Message edited by: Volguuz RageWaar ]

During the game I had many opurtunities to Roll on the flor laughing, I laugh a lot whit cespenar ad is funny voice,
"Bastard sword... why no parents?" or
"I'll work when I's good and ready... Ok! I'm ready"

Imoem is also very funny in ToB,
I laugh a lot when she talks to Korgan, He says she was trying to pickpoket him, and she answer thet she is in love whit him so she can't help her self, and needs to get her hands in his body... he starts to be concerd sayin he has a waif... so she say:
"ok, take your ring back, and i prommise I'll nevr take it again"
or when the bard,(can't remember the name) says he his in love whit her and start whit poetry, she just say: " your good... whrite a book I'll buy it"...

I have to go with the Lvl 1 party. It so remined me of Myself the first time I saw Drizzt is BGI.

You mean Keldorn not Korgan,right?
Also when she tells to Sarevok to describe what death is like since he had the experience many times!!!
Imoen is a little bitchy in ToB isn't she?