Things NPCs would never say...

Aerie: 'If god had intended elves to fly he would have given them... oh yeah' (looks sad)
Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'
Jaheira: 'Bright Lights... Big city... And all that jazz...'
Haer'Dalis: 'I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum!' (Obscure reference)
Imoen: 'This time I think I'll save myself. Thanks for offering but I don't need rescuing'
Valygar: 'I put a spell on you... and now you're mine...'
Edwin: 'Take care of yourselves... and each other'

"Jan: 'This reminds me of a time when... never mind, it's not important'"

LOL, thats a good one!

Don't forget Korgan: "I've really enjoyed spending time with you guys. Let's go find more people we can help."

I'll second that ;) It's the best one :D

Cernd: I hate camping outdoors
Minsc:I think i just discovered the theory of relativity
Keldorn: Look at the jugs on that broad

Jan:Im sick of turnips. I swear, if I ever see another turnip in my life, Im gonna become a law-abiding citizen!!

Edwin: Dont I look great in blue?!

Korgan: Can you pass the salad?

Aerie: Oh, dont be a coward! Its only a dragon...

Yoshimo: Hi, you probably dont know me, but...

Irenicus: Wanna pway wid dolls? :D

Keldorn: You really shouldnt waste our gold on charity...

Saemon Havarian: Hello friend, and how are you feeling since our last fiasco? I might as well tell you now that the men around us aren't here to help you...

My favourite of mine is the Aerie one.

Raistlin Majere - your Irenicus one is brilliant.

Bohdi: I can't tell you more than you already know so let's just fight without delay.

Viconia: Aerie you are brave as you're mature! I mayhap can learn a few lessons from you.

Cernd: I have my child in my hands once again. I think I should go back to the druid grove. And give him to the trolls as an offering.

Neeber&Noober: I will stop talking.

Mazzy: PATRICK!! *faces the shade lord* Can I join the club?

Minsc: OW! *grabs Boo and squishes him with his hands* Don't ever crawl there again!....Woops.

Minsc: And that is how I lost Dynaheir. I failed my oath.
Aerie: I am sad for you...hey! What if I become your witch!
Minsc: Really! Look Boo a new bitch! (A little crude I admit [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

Edwin to Jaheria: Can I join the Harpers?

Anomen: I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW I LOVE DROW!!

[ 05-25-2004, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

Just thought of a good one in the last minte!

Korgan: Go flee orc! I had enough bloodshed today.
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Korgan: Why are you giving away only one gold piece? What are you saving up to buy, Mara? A golden sword?

Nalia: How are we helping the less fortunate trudging around in my Keep?
(Oh, wait...)

Jahiera: And that's why Avon is right for you.

Neeber: Ilmater has bade me take a vow of silence starting tonight.

Anomen: See, on this night of the full moon I will dye my skin black, my hair silver, and run with the drow to foster good relations with the surface elf communities. I feel I need to do my part to end such prejudice.

Jaheira: Edwin! Will you marry me?

Aerie: Viconia, does this make me look fat? Truthfully?

Viconia: Aerie, I'm sorry for making fun of your disability. Now let's go make out.

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Mild end of game spoilers...
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Irenicus: Ahhhh, Mister Bond. Welcome to my lair. Allow me to tell you put you in this death trap that you can easily escape from. I'd tell you my entire evil plan, but I would rather leave these journal entries right here so you can puruse them at your leisure, all right? Now, I'll be waiting for you at the elven city. Take your time, I need to catch up on my knitting.

ROFL! :D
PC to Irenicus (just before casting meteor strike in second dream sequence) :Do you expect me to talk, Irenicus? No mister Bond, I exect you to fry.
Irenicus: Suddenly. There's a shadow hanging over me. I'm not half the man I used to be...
Bodhi: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay'n alive, stay'n alive.
Imoen: I hope you don't mind, but I asked Jon over for tea and biscuits.
Jan (looking at Boo): The precious.. will be ours. Mhuhahaha
Mazzy to Valygar: And after I cleaned your armor, I polished your boots and..

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Minsc: I no longer find 'good' and 'evil' satisfactory concepts on which to base purposive action and shall be adopting a more relativist moral framework in future.

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spelled "peruse" wrong. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] (good point, though, maybe there's a patch that he could say that in.)

Cernd: and thats the second time i got crabs
Arun Linvail: Uh yea, the 20000, i kinda donated it all to Illmater
Keldorn: I approve hardly of the path taken

Armen-that is a very good one. LOL!!

Ooo, ooo, just thought of a new one.

Jon Irenicus- Don't forget to raise me...

Minsc 'and thats what happenned to boo number 7... Must be more careful where I leave my mouse traps'

Jaheira 'I'm not too upset about Khalid's death... His usefulness to the party is not in any way diminished and his conversational skills have improved considerabley. Plus he's always stiff.'

Minsc 'At least Khalid wasn't quite as useless as that little thing I carry around with me everywhere...
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...Dynaheir.'

[ 06-01-2004, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Meg ]

Mazzy- Feeling of cooperation spreading.....spreading......AAAAAAAAHHHH! ITS MESSING WITH MY CLICHE ATTITUDE!!!!!!

HAHAHAHA [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] . I vote that one the best one yet :D

Anomen: (mumbling) ...stupid knight.