There has been many threads about movie quotes on the movie forum, i was wondering how one would do here. I'l try and start one off where you have to say who said the quote.

"Wha- What? No, this isnt what was promised to me."

"You have released all my test subjects? How wonderfully mad of you. I did not expect that to the least, so deliciously risky it is."
May not be 100% correct, but thats how I recall it. I almost fell off my chair. That single line saved all the agony of Spellhold.

Mad dog: Irenicus.

Balintherlas: Kalah in the circus tent when he is dying?

Minsc: 'cities teem with evil and decay...Lets give it a goood shake AND SEE WHAT FALLS OUT!!!'

Joshimo: HAAAAAAYAAAAAAAA!!! (The tourists love that stuff)

these are but two of my favorites

Mainly BGI but here goes:

'heya, it's me, Imoen'
'Err, I don't like yer type in 'ere!... You tell 'em Marl!'
'worr, my prices are the best this side of Cormyr!'
'stooooop touching meeee'
'you are so irritating'
'our quest is vain'
'silence dog, you have no purpose but to die by hand'
'none shall see me.... though, my battlecry may give me away'

'Err, I don't like yer type in 'ere!... You tell 'em Marl!'
These are actually two quotes. One from Marl, in BGI, and the other from Marl's friend, don't know his name anymore.

'worr, my prices are the best this side of Cormyr!'
random merchant

'you are so irritating'
Edwin, did you miss this one?

My favorite quote has to be the one from my sig.I just love that line.

"The sun may shine, but I am amazed that we have lived to see another day."
- Xan, elven comedian and a regular fountain of good one-liners.
"Why must we emulate the ways of the dwarven folk by crawling about these warrens."
- Kivan, another elven piece of sunshine.

"Power is on our side, sorcerer! You cannot hope to defeat us in this final reckoning! Your end is near at hand, wail if you must!"

"I need a bigger sword..." (mirroring the latest movie quotes thread [img]smile.gif[/img] )

and
a ToB Spoiler quote,
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"You...you are with child,(romanceNPC)? But...but you are not married! Unless we sanitify your union with (CharName) this child will be a bast..."

I thought the idea was to post things and not say who said them, and have other people guess.
I'll try something different, though.
These are all options for the PC to say. And I'll leave them to you to say to whom. These span all three games in the series.

"Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..."

"You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!"

"Er... How can you smell with no nose?"

"We want to know why you're so fat."

And the best ever...

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"

Edited for spelling.

[ 05-11-2004, 01:17 AM: Message edited by: Illumina Drathiran'ar ]

Dragonshawdow was right on mine

a fine day for whatever you're after

a trap most devious to the careless foot

i dont remeber exatly but another funny one from yoshimo."Be overly carfull my freinds.Im sure all manner of stupid mouse-traps await our toes in dark,"

Who said the big one illumina?

Another great quote,an option to say to the shade lord.

'I am the light that shall dispell your darkness!'

EDIT black baron,illumina said the PC says them all,the point of his post was to see if you know who the PC can say them too.just thaught id point that out.

[ 05-11-2004, 12:32 PM: Message edited by: TheGodThatFailed ]

Ah, it's like a mini-GBPitBSoATQ. [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Truthfully, it was when his uncle, Plooty Paladin-Piper, got involved in a flesh golem eating contest..."
PC to Viconia

"You want the truth?! You can't HANDLE the truth!"
PC to Captain Samand

"Er... How can you smell with no nose?"
PC to Spectator

"We want to know why you're so fat."
PC to Centeol

"Ok, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the Nine Hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!"
PC to Portalbendarwinden


And here's my quote....I'm sorry it's not truly accurate, but it's mostly there.
"We hear lot of talk about Underdark! Well, this be under and this be dark! And it our place! So get out, we rule!"

My favourites are in my sig

Sorry for posting so many times,but i want to move on from Elite Waterdeep gaurd becuase it seems noone listens to them,lol.

Another *HILARIOUS* one i found,was one the PC can say to the militia when first enterering the government district,though im not sure if it has to be at night,becuase i always manage to go there first time at night.

He says: You!Have you seen anything unnatural recently?

PC: Apart from your 2 friends here?No.

Thats a great one

Right as always, Six. And yours is the Kobold Shaman in the sewers beneath the Copper Coronet.

True, true. Take your next shot Illumina....but I'll have to leave this thread now, for a very good reason which I won't state now. (Oooo, mysterious!) And yes, Pirengle, that's why I'm not contributing to your thread, either. Don't feel bad. [img]smile.gif[/img]

hi,

Actually, the "Er... How can you smell with no nose?" option for the main char is directed at the beholder that gaurds the chest in the fish-man place before the underdark. The area where the Drow used to dwell and placed the tooth that opens the door in the chest. That is one of the things you can say to it. The beholder reply is something like, you are not that familiar with magical beings or something like that,

[img]smile.gif[/img]

Have fun

Pystal

Yup. And that beholder would just happen to be of the spectator variety.

Oh yeah. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
"Oh captain, my captain!"

mine are from Hear'Dalis: "For the doomguard I striken a blow!( or something like that)
and edwin when he comes in 9 hells..."nine hells is this,eh? well i should come here anyway...Ill help.
and of course there are many more

The six edition of the quiz, sixofspades? :D

I had a feeling there was a reason you're keeping away from it. I also hope that your next BG2 quiz won't be nothing like the one I have in the works!

(Hmm, did I just drop a gigantic spoiler? :D )

Actually, Black Baron, there won't be a 6th edition. The 5th will be the last.

what was it that Edwin said in Bg1, something about Elminster. He was grumbling something about Elminsters powers, and i remember laughing my ribs sore at it...anyway, thats my favorite quote(odd that i dont remember it)

"Elminster this, Elminster that! Give ME 2000 years and a pointy hat and I'll kick his arse!"

"Oh captain, my captain!" i thinhk would have to be Salvanas in the copper corronet if you hit on him with a female PC.I think.

[ 05-15-2004, 06:06 PM: Message edited by: TheGodThatFailed ]

No, it's from ToB... A very funny quote, though. I enjoyed that conversation.

I found it out today illumina,its the spector beholder in sendais enclave.