Put famous people or yourself in real life as BG characters with stats. I'll give a few in a bit.

Im not sure how to translate a game stat towards a "real life" physical attribute, but here goes.

Strength 10 - my sister hits harder than i do!
Dexterity - 12 i cant juggle( or flip coins very well, but hey i can type!
Constitution - 6 please dont hurt me!
Wisdom - 6 i swear, i feel as if somethings i do the stupidest things for the stupidest reasons with no thought toward any consequences.
Intelect - 14 fairly good memory, but not top of the class
Charisma - 8 no sales pitches coming from me thats for sure

Class...Innkeep or cook since the life of adventure with my stats would certainly end in my demise quickly (heck most of the chars i made in nwn or BG2 have "heroic" stats for 2 or 3 statistics and still die prety often)

Strength- 16 I'm a pretty good athlete and a sponsored sprinter so...
Dexterity- 18 I'm fast...real fast :D
Constitution- 15
Wisdom- 3 :rolleyes:
Intelligence-13
Charisma-14

Class: Jester :D

The information that gets lost with time...

Plz note the information given on the 2nd page about averages.
If you think you can outclass a world-champion in any of the stat-fields .. or that you're smarter than Stephen Hawking ... start thinking about 15's and 16's

[ 03-05-2003, 12:27 PM: Message edited by: daan ]

Fast, like fast runner or fast reactions?

Fast reactions: High dexterity

Fast runner, strength or innate barbarian/monk speed boost.

My stats would be:

Str 7 right now or Str 12 if I practiced.

Dex 6, I have a Sloow reaction time and no real control of my limbs.

Con 15, I generally come out whole on the other side after physical hardships.

Int 17, I have a very good imagination and I am good at understanding complicated concepts.

Wis 5, I am pretty oblivious to the world around me and lack any semblance of self control.

Cha 14, People tend to think I am weird, but I have yet to meet a person who really doesn't like me.

Alignment: Wavering between Chaotic Good and Neutral Evil.

Class: Dualclass Barbarian->Wizard

I'll go for reactions to avoid looking stupid :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

<font color=white> Hmmmms? Ill give it a shot [img]smile.gif[/img]

Belor Ancal Larothon Tiroas Anog Zeroir Reqenum (Or just call this Noble guy Baltazar ;) )
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• Strength - 15/16, Woooyoooo! Drizzt look at my muscle's :D</font>
• Dexterity - 11, SHOCKS! I can like type 300 words in 3 minutes but if I try a ''split'', then I am surtain I'm gonna brake something [img]smile.gif[/img]</font>
• Constitution - 18, try to survive for 4 weeks in a heat-oven that is about 40 Degrees... Tartarus is a nice little paradise compared to that [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] .. (reverring to my summervanance job: Cleaning HighSchools [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] )</font>
• Wisdome - 2/12, at the morning 2... plz don't even begin to ask me whats my name because I will rumble something like this ''errgghhh euhmmmzsss'', after my first [img]graemlins/goodmorning.gif[/img] I'll become the Wisdom Guru himself [img]smile.gif[/img] :rolleyes:</font>
• Intelligence - Look above and see for your self... ;)</font>
• Charisma - 18, my job is to confice people to visit amigo's, it's a club here in Dordrecht (Near Rotterdam), so I have a smooth way of talking to the lady's *cough* *cough* :D</font>

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Alignement: Chaotic Neutral (I do what ever I feel like)
Class: Playboy [img]graemlins/showoff.gif[/img] , or Demi-God :D </font>

[ 03-05-2003, 01:34 PM: Message edited by: Annatar ]

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Strength-13/14
Constitution-17
Dexterety-19
Intelligence-14
Wisdom-18
Charisma-12

Cheers [img]smile.gif[/img] :D
Xen
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<font color=white> Come on Xen where's the humor in that... give it a little twist ;) ... </font>

:D LoL .. once again it seems our forums are filled with demi-gods [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Exactly. Lat time I think I overexaggareted a little to much so heres my second try:

Strength: 5. I dont exercise, only drink smoke and sit on my bum in front of the computer each day!

Dex: 11. I got good reflexes but I can be very slow as well.

Constitution: 13 for the moment. Im never sick, I dont get hangovers and I can resist cold and weather pretty well(Live on the North Pole ya know)

Wisdom: 10 maybe. Wisdom comes with age and Im not that old

Intelligence: 9 or 10. I can learn almost everything, it takes a long time though...a little slow heh [img]smile.gif[/img]

Charisma: 15. Im a very handsome person [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="blue"> The stats for the all mighty Xero!

Strength: 5 (hehe)
Dex: 7
Con: 9/10 (i can stand through a lot)
Intelligence: 15/16
Wisdom: 16 (what can i say, its what im in to [img]smile.gif[/img] )
Charisma: 13 (i can be pretty persuasive [img]smile.gif[/img] )

Alignment: True Neutral. i see the world as a balance of all things. good and evil, light and dark, microsoft vs. apple :D :D

Class: Druid. My friends call me a tree hugger and i answer the call of nature. </font>

Haha, yea, I remember that thread, too bad my wisdom hasn't gone up any higher [img]graemlins/wizardtrouble.gif[/img]

:D

Str- 2 :D
Dex- 11
Con- 9
Int- 9
Wis-10
Char- 20 :D

Class- Lazy slob [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Weak and cute...thats the way to live! :D

Haha, yea, I remember that thread, too bad my wisdom hasn't gone up any higher [img]graemlins/wizardtrouble.gif[/img]

:D </font>[/QUOTE]I did include things for famous people as well e.g.
Tony Blair Male Gnome Illusionist
lvl 18
Str 10
Dex 16
Const 9
Int 16
Wis 10
Cha 15 (somehow he got into office)
Ability: Charm Person once a day
and I haven't done my George W Bush one either :evillol:

<font color=white> I will do that for you Myrddin L'argenton ;) .

George W. Bush

Class: Male ''Wannabe'' Beserker

Alignment: Chaotic Evil (self-centerd little evil fellow)

Str - 6, I don't have to use muscle... I have nukes :D
Dex - 12, I need to duck and cover when Saddam is going to trow Scuds my way
Const - 18, I can last out real long... *OMG! where's my champagne?!?! it has been 4 minutes since I last drunk a glass!! aaaahhh*
Int - 3, Hillll Billy!!!!!!
Wis - 5, I know only thing... ''I WANT THA NUKE!''
Cha - 1, Mie wants WAR, MIEEEE WANTSSSSS WAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!! ''Arrgh whatevva mister president..''

Racial enemy: He has a mustache and about 12 doppelgangers :D ... and is known to have like 4 tons of lethal nerve gasses... [img]graemlins/awcrap.gif[/img]

HLA: 4000 Nuke Bombs.

Romance: Anomen [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img]

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Hmm let me see...

STR 13 - yeah I'm a farm boy, I can lift a 100 kg, but carrying it - NO WAY !
DEX 6 - I can touch my nose with my eyes closed.
CON 11 - I can hold some liquor but to a point then [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
INT 8 - Heh, still haven't finished my studies.
WIS 14 - I can't believe it, I'm even capable of dispensing of advices
CHA 4 - With high forehead, hairy chest and growing ˝bierbauch˝ I'm not exactly a Chippeddale material.

Class: professional hammock tester

[ 03-06-2003, 02:54 PM: Message edited by: Yanez ]

hey Anaatar that would have been funny if u lived in america.

I thought this post was jokes about famous people in BG instead of stats. Here's a joke for you anyway.

Q: What do you call werewolf Cernd after he's been struck by a stray Call Lightning bolt?

A: Spot.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

id be like

Str 0 as looks but like 8 in determination.
Dex about 11 i can dodge my friends trying to brandy me with baseballs.
con 18! comon peeps some times i get hit by freekin baseballs!
whats after con? o yeah int
Int um hmm cant decide...look i leave stuff and forget it but im top in the class.
Wis whats dat? like 3
Cha cant charm but can bribe so il give myself a 10

Class? um probably be a bed mover in bg2 but il prob lye on the job all day and if someone tells me to wake?...........il just kick them.

Alignment good at heart but like to be evil.

All round me = crazy ape man.

How many spelling mistakes can u spot ? LOL 0% in spelling.

Do keep in mind however, guys, that low scores are also not so reasonable...2 strength would essentially mean you could lift, oh, maybe 20 lbs?

This test is usfull :
http://blanchard.virtualave.net/war/dndstats.html
There you can get your stads...
Only the IQ is messed up, so only fill in your education your have or going to do.
off course It can bet that you have a bit higher than it says...It can be that your are small, but work out much, so you have a str of 9 or 10...ect
My stads :
Str : 7:P
Con : 12
Dex : 12
Int : 15
Wis : 16:D
Chr : 13

Note that 16 is a very high stat...
Whe are humans..no demigods...So almost no 18 or 17...if your lucky you get a 16

[ 03-07-2003, 06:52 AM: Message edited by: AuraMancer ]

Str: 9
Int: 17
Wis: 16
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Chr: 15

P.s.
How many kilograms is an Lb-something .. and what the heck is military press ?

According to the blanchard test...
Str- 9
Dex- 9
Con- 8
Int- 15
Wis- 15
Cha- 13

Looks like I'd make a decent mage (at least in real AD&D, not BG2).

BTW, a military press is when you sit in a seat with a back (the back is nearly straight up, not like on an incline press), and left over your head to full extension.

Oh, and btw, about 2.2 pounds/kilo.

I took the test, and all seems about right. Give me some boots of speed and I can run right past a battle!

Str: 4
Int: 13
Wis: 13
Dex: 13
Con: 8
Chr: 16

But lets do someone famus... Hmm. lets say Bill GAtes

Bill Gates
Str:3 (No way this can be very high)
Dex:4
Con:5(Hes a small guy, proabaly gets drunk really fast.)
Int: 18
Wis:18
Cha: -5 ( i know this means he would be dead but hey)

CLass would be wizard or something

i dont know if someone did this but here goes:

Homer Simpson
strenght:2 (in one episode he coulndt kill a fly if his life depended on it)

dexterity:3-4 (he can be fast when protecting food or beer but slow every where else)

Constitution:15 (in one episode 3 guys beat him endlessly and he is uneffected)

Wisdom:1-2 (homer is generaly all around stupid PERIOD)

Inteligence:3-4 (once again he doesnt know s**t)

Charisma:40+ (just about every one he meets or sees him thinks that he is hilarious even though this may not be a real statistical number for charisma)

And that is just about it.
Overall i think that Homer would be rated either as a beggar or a rich noble because he got so much beggar cash or he created the medeivel "Duff Beer" and everyone loved it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Yea this is a decent post BTW

Later'
Jamalez

Pretty cool test there. I did it and here are mine:

STR 11
INT 11
WIS 12
DEX 16
CON 11
CHA 11

If I wouldn't have taken the test I would have had more highs and lows.

STR 10 Working out...occasionally
DEX 15 ( hehehe lightfingered...just kidding)
CON 10
INT 12
WIS 16 I just know things, alright. [img]smile.gif[/img]
CHA 17 In my dreams...

The test gives me:

Str 7
Dex 5 (yes, I am that bad).
Con 11
Int 15 (would be higher if I remembered my IQ)
Wis 7 (oblivious to the world around me, yet sporadically possessed by very clear understanding)
Chr 10 (well liked, but not very commanding presence)

I live in America and find it quite funny :D :D :D

I live in America and find it quite funny :D :D :D </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=white> Thx Xero, It wasn't like I ment it... though it is a little bit based on facts.. :D and my humble opion about George W. Bush [img]smile.gif[/img] .

I just made a joke... don't take it to serious.. ;) </font>

hehe i know. i dont wanna start a whole new war topic (too many in general forum), but i aggree with Annater. if bush DOES start the war, ILL be going to it. give peace a chance!

Yeah the topic WAS NOT mean to start any things like that. Anyway Bush's warcry should be this quote
'I stand by all the misstatements I've every made.' (genuine quote from him)
and he should be able to cast deathfog three times a day.

Strength: 18
Dex.:18
Con:18
Int:18
Wis:18
Cha: 90000000000000
Those are my stats. :D

SUUUUUURE!

Jeez, with those stats you would only need the charisma and half the intelligence, beause with that high cha you could convince the gods to do everything for you ;) (he intelligece needed to be able to talk)

Jeez, with those stats you would only need the charisma and half the intelligence, beause with that high cha you could convince the gods to do everything for you ;) (he intelligece needed to be able to talk)</font>[/QUOTE]Take the test that is on page 1 TheGrandSlayer

My stats?
Str-12 sometimes beat my sister at arm wrestling
dex-15-16
con-16 never get sick,
wis-5-6 i can be such a dumbarse
int-15
chr-8 hardly anyone likes me, and i don't sell stuff well

Took the test, though I think measuring strength by nothing but how much you can bench-press is inaccurate, I'm probably ever so slightly stronger than the average 17-year old, or at least stronger than most 17-year old people I know, and still this test says I'm below average.

Str: 9
Int: 12
Wis: 14
Dex: 9
Con: 12
Chr: 8

Ehr, looks like I wouldn't be too bad as a cleric, though I'd certainly suck as anything else.

[ 03-10-2003, 03:34 PM: Message edited by: Rataxes ]