Am I Barred from here yet for trying to entice sexy half-elves into bed?
Or is this not the sort of Forum where this stuff happpens?
Let me guess, moderator deletes this and I'm barred yeah?

[ 03-01-2003, 03:49 AM: Message edited by: Badvok ]

If you want to be banned, I'm sure that can be arranged.

I don't want to get banned, I just wanna know if there are any sexy half-elves out there who are lonely?

C'mon!

It is at times like these that I just say,

Read the Rules And Regulations.

Cheers. ;)

Dundee,

Mucho respect. I've been monitoring this board and occasionally posting here and there for the best part of two years. OK, I've been drinking, But Half-elves are really sexy, so maybe I sould have titled this topic "Sexiest Race"?.
Would that have been ok?
I know It's not a chat room, but lets face it people get a bit worse for wear now and again!.

Luv,

Badvok

If you personally feel that drinking has caused your judgement to be suspect, then perhaps you should consider waiting until you are sober. ;)

That aside, I am not against a thread that polls people on their opinions on which D&D race is the sexiest. However, lewd innuendo and highly-suggestive remarks will not be tolerated, and if found in any thread, the offender will be appropriately dealt with.

I hope I have made myself clear. [img]smile.gif[/img] If you wish to enquire more, feel free to PM any of the moderators in charge here.

Ah yes, I forgot to add. Ironworks happens to have a chatroom. You can find the link at the top of the page.

Dundee,

Chatroom constantly give a "cannot find server".
However, How does everyone feel about sexiest race in AD&D?
Dundee, maybe you can change the topic of this thread to that, or can I do that myself?

B.

You can change it yourself with the edit/delete button at the top of your original post. Sexiest race? Half elves. Unless you've been drinking. In which case half orcs are just as good. ;)

sexiest? Easy.... Drow Elf ;)

Bohdi....Bohdi....BOHDI :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] whatever elf/necknibbiling breed she is [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]

Don't know about you guys but dwarven women do it for me. Gotta love those beards ;) (j/k)

Keep it clean guys [img]tongue.gif[/img]

All the way [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

Depends. Are they male or female? :D

Half-orcs!

Otherwise: Halflings and Gnomes.

The sexiest races would undoubtedly have been the ones in Sparta.

But, given my choice of ideal AD&D mate, I'd have to say a nice, intelligent female Half-Elf or perhaps Elf, being Half-Elven myself. (What I've seen of Humans so far has not filled me with optimism.)

I would do quite well with Aerie, if only she would grow a spine faster. I like to see my support and encouragement produce more in the way of positive results and growth than whining.

[ 03-01-2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: SixOfSpades ]

Elfs

STAY AWAY FROM MY DROW!!!!!!! MINE!!!!
-Completely Brainless One

Avariel, definitely. [img]smile.gif[/img] Wings optional, of course...

- Imrahil

Elves and Half-elves definatly [img]smile.gif[/img]

I think it was in Dragonlance that there was supposed to be a breed of ogres that were super beautiful and superior to most races in every way. Yeah it was Dragonlance cause that's the chick Raistlin had his son with. Anyway, is that a universally accepted race? Or is it just for the purpose of Dragnlance storytelling?

I wish I could remember what they were called...

A V A R I E L
aerie aerie aerie

Actually, there was a breed of faeries(im not sure if THEY were the Irdas) whom were beatiful and intellegent, but they angered the gods and were thus turned into the hideously ugly and very stupid race of Giants. Or perhaps they were some form of elves...hmm...dont remember excatly, since its been quite a long time since i last read those books. BTW, it was believed that Raistlin had a Daughter with an Irda. Her name is Usha, though later it was discovered that she wasnt really Raistlin's daughter, despite her golden eyes and silvery hair. Anyway, thats how i recall it being.

[ 03-02-2003, 07:51 AM: Message edited by: Raistlin Majere ]

I stick to my own race,pure surface elfs :D

thought i do find drow to be quite sexy too ;)

WHat about the Nymphs and Dryads??

I don't know, theres really just something about the idea of a chick with wings ridiculously sexy. Soooooo sexy! But if there are no wings involved then I would have to say drow by FAR. Daaaaamn sexy.

Decurion

P.S. Who said half orcs! NONONONONO! BADBADSHAMEBAD! Thats just sooooo wrong.

Oh, and btb, if anyone didn't understand that "chick with wings" bit, I was referring to the Avariel, aerie's race. Hopefully the rest of them have a bit more personality backbone cause aerie's wimpyness isn't exactly a turn-on.

Decurion

Come on Decurion, she is only an innocent little girl (cough cough).

But well said [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

I'll second that. Why didn't they add in a Bodhi romance, huh? :D [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img]

I'll second that. Why didn't they add in a Bodhi romance, huh? :D [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Well, either you take Bodhi as your lover or save your sister's soul and life. Think about it...

Well, yeah, sure it doesn't fit into the current story but that could have been changed. For instance, what if there was a way to retrieve Imoen's soul without killing Bodhi? What if in the process of extracting Imoen's soul, Bodhi's own soul was restored and became something of a half elf/half vampire? Bodhi learns the error of her ways (somehow) and seeks redemption for what she has done and wants to stop Irenicus with you. Anything could be written into a game if you think about it.

I'll second that. Why didn't they add in a Bodhi romance, huh? :D [img]graemlins/1drool.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Well, either you take Bodhi as your lover or save your sister's soul and life. Think about it...</font>[/QUOTE]Works for me....... :D

Y'all seem to forget that the title is "Sexiest Race - Drunk or Not". Don't you know that the drunker you get, the sexier any female gets? :D

Actually, there was a breed of faeries(im not sure if THEY were the Irdas) whom were beatiful and intellegent, but they angered the gods and were thus turned into the hideously ugly and very stupid race of Giants. Or perhaps they were some form of elves...hmm...dont remember excatly, since its been quite a long time since i last read those books. BTW, it was believed that Raistlin had a Daughter with an Irda. Her name is Usha, though later it was discovered that she wasnt really Raistlin's daughter, despite her golden eyes and silvery hair. Anyway, thats how i recall it being.</font>[/QUOTE]OH YEAH... it was a daughter. Caramon had the sons, my bad. [img]smile.gif[/img] Anyway, I thought the Irda were supposed to be this beautiful race, more fare (fair?) than any other. But having no experience with them makes me unsure of how 'hot or not' they are. *shrug*

I woke up next to a Gnoll once...but thats a different story!

100% drow female!!!! gotta love the white hair, slim body and dangerous hands!!ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh baby!

Well, I would have to say Halfling lasses. Something about a nice short woman that is slightly chubby in all of the right places.

Of course, I could be biased, considering my wife stands under four foot tall. I frequently tease her and call her a Hobbit. She calls me a Dwarf.

The Little Folk are by far the sexiest!

Scientific fact : 2-4 beers make a woman 25% more attractive ( man's perspective )

EDIT: No joke btw

[ 03-03-2003, 01:42 PM: Message edited by: daan ]

Dryads are supposed to be extremely beautiful....enough to entice even the oldest wizards!!

What about enchantresses....can't they change your mind so that they look lovely?

What about shapeshifters??

It's all in the eye of the beholder i guess!! [img]smile.gif[/img]

I think you're talking about a Succubus Forscythe.