the title explaines itself.
mines in my profile.

Shouldn't this be in the Misc game forum?

Anyway mine is from Baldur's GateII, way too many to post, that game is simply a goldmine of cool quotes

i dont get this in the gen discussion thing it say POST ANYTHING HERE why does it matter.

Mine is just about anything Minsc says involving Boo from BG2.
I can;t think of any of the good ones off the top of my head, but they are hilarious.
I will post an update once I get home and play a little BG2 :D or maybe some BG2heads can post some for me [img]smile.gif[/img]

Anything from Lilarcor. "My brother was a hackmaster+12!"

"And this one's for grandma, who said I'd never amount to anything more than a butterknife!"

"Can we kill something now? Plllllleeeease?"

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[Deja Vu] "Silence DOG! You have no purpose but to die by my hand... [/Deja Vu]
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Only one I can think of is near entrance to Vault 13 in Fallout, when you click at some dead guy lying there, "You see Ed. Ed is dead."

My favorites come from Starsiege. Anything from Sax. The times he picks to sing "Blueberry Hill" off-key...usually followed by Atanabe saying "focus, people, FOCUS!"

"I did it for the wookies"
-Jolee Bindo from KOTOR

Anyting from Jon Irenicus...

think this is a misquote as I can't remember the exact wording... (I know, I know) "No matter what I have become, no matter what I may become, I will always watch out for you" Illadin to thingy. The Night elf priestess. As I said, I can't remember the exact wording, and I'm too lazy to load up the game.

In Might & Magic 6, one of the character voices, after a good kill, says "Chalk up one more for the big guy!"

"Man am I pretty" - Duke Nukem whenever he sees himself in a mirror in DN3D.

"You are late. My brothers have escaped." - from Diablo 2

"I just locked an open door. Strange...yet symbolically compelling."
- Manny in "Grim Fandango"

"i am murry! undead pirate!!! and i shall stroll"
"stroll, your a decapitated head!"
"roll!! rool trough the gates of hell with your head on a pike!!!"
-- murry and guybrush threepwood from, well if you don't know, um not telling


in fact, jsut about anything from murry is funny [img]smile.gif[/img] i love that..erm..guy?

@ Bruce: HEAR HEAR! Murray is awesome.


"Take of every 'Zig."
"For Great Justice."

-Zero-Wing

Jan Jansen and Jolee Bindo should sit down and tell each other some long-winded stories sometime. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I love 'em both.

Running the playhouse in the Bridge District is great. Especially if you get the "all strongholds" patch so you don't have to play through as a lousy bard to do it.

I like the quote in my sig a lot.

KOTOR: Mission asks Bastilla if she ever uses the force to trip people that bother her. Bastilla lectures her about proper use of the force. Mission turns to walk away -- AND TRIPS. And Bastilla acts soooo innocent about it. [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

OTHER GREAT KOTOR LINES:

I Informed him of his meatbag status -- HK47

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Shanna: You're on a sith controlled planet, do you know how many of us there are here?

Jolee: Tweleve, oh no wait thirteen
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jolee: eh? what's that? i'm glad my master doesn't hit me any more. nice master.
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"Why don't you two just shoot eachother and get it over with?"
Canderous: "Finally someone says what we've all been thinking!"

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"Ammendment: I take it back you stupid, frail, non-compartamental organic meatbag." -- HK47
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Lashowe: We sith decide whether you live or die, so what do you think about that?

PC: I think that's alot of responsibility for scum like you.
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"No..don't kill me..take my wife and children instead!"
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"Working for Davik was like driving a metal spike into the side of your head. Sure there is something new in there, but odds are you lost something else in the process" -- Canderous
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Sign outside Sith cantina: The Drunk Side
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Well how about when you see me doing something you sort of signal me... blink once for dark side, twice for light.
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"Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" -- HK47

" Not even death can save you from me " Diablo in Diablo 2

" This will be a silent spring " Desolocator in Red Alert 2

" All I can offer you is me " Natsumi in .Hack//Infection

<font color=steelblue>It is not appreciated. Take it down.</font>

Besides, you got the quote all butchered, too. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Paul Pierce... for three... assisted by Antoine Walker.

The way I see it, this thread belong as much here than in the Miscellaneous Game forum, as it's not really about the games and more about our experiences playing games, but we try to encourage people to post over there when we can.

Of course that's only my opinion. GD mods are the real authority when it comes to GD.

Uh oh... Luvian is tipsy again. :D

You made me look in the dictionary. [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]

Check out my signature :D

"These rocks taste funny"

One of the PC voices in Wizardry 8.

ROFL. Hey, did you guys know that Johnny is a stand-up comic on other forums? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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LoL! I just remembered another GREAT quote when I looked at my sig:

"Spring is here!"

Made by Leonardo when you just finished the horrible highway-filled-with-exact-replica's-of-evil-bikers-with-pantyhoses-on-their-heads level! They just walk up to a bush and say "Spring is Here!" for no apprent reason :D
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How about "You must gather your party before venturing forth"??! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Ducks*

Actually, my favourites are still

<font color=lime>"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!!! YAAAARGHHHH..."</font>

and

<font color=lightblue>"This stinking den of evil... cover your eyes, Boo. We will leave no crevice untouched!"</font> <font color=yellow>SQUEAK!</font> (By Boo)

Adventure. Comraderie. The stuff of Legends.

Another Duke Nukem one , from an older game.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, but i'm all outa gum"

Anything from Morte (PS). Especially the insults he exchanges with Annah.

"Look, a market! Lets sell Jaheira!" - Hear'Dalis in Baldurs Gate II.

"Join the army they said"
"See the world they said"
"I'd rather be sailing"

"Stop bothering me"
"Don't you have a kingdom to run?"

-Human soldier from Warcraft II

"You are my inspiration for birth control"

- Duke Nukem in DN3D

[ 10-04-2003, 04:07 PM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

From Vice City, when Lance and Tommy are disguised as Policemen:

Tommy: "Remember, smile at the other cops.".
Lance: "Hey there Officer... errr... nice... badge? Nice Badge!"
Tommy: *under his breath* "Real smooth Lance, real smooth..."

ROFLMAO! I played the game with Haer'Dalis, but that one I never heard! It's hilariou! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

The Baldur's Gate series is full of brilliant quotes [img]smile.gif[/img]

Korgan to Mazzy in BG2:

"There be something long, hard and low to the ground that you be free to touch and fondle, lass....no need to look like that it was me axe I was referring to!"
:D

There're loads more but can't think right now :(

I like some Academy ones myself:

"I sense a disturbance in the force..." - Luke Skywalker
"You always sense a disturbance in the force." - Kyle Katarn.

"...The symbol we analysed came from a 5000 year old Sith Lord called Ragnos." - Luke Skywalker
"5000 years! Are you serious!? Oh, of course you are." - Kyle Katarn

:D

"That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"
-Guybrush Threepwood.

Most the Monkey Island games had lots of quotable stuff.

ROFLMAO! I played the game with Haer'Dalis, but that one I never heard! It's hilariou! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] :D

The Baldur's Gate series is full of brilliant quotes [img]smile.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Take them both to Wakeens promonade and you get one of the funniest conversations in the game.
Also;

"If I want your attention, I'll pull your collar or blow a dog whistle"
-Viconia to Jaheira

"Be carefull Jansen, you've made a dangerous enemy today"
"Who is the dangerous enemy?"
"Thats me, you fool. Lets go!"
-Trax to Jan

From GTA: Vice City.

Tommy Vercetti: You know Ken, this could be the beginning of a beautiful business relationship. I mean you are a conniving, back-stabbing, two-bit thief; and I am a convicted, psychopathic, murdering drug-dealer.