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Bungleau 10-11-2004 10:28 AM

Okay, inspired by Ilander's challenges... the practical joke thread.

My contributions:

1. Use duct tape and saran wrap to wall in someone's doorway, and fill the wrap gap with something (shaving cream, marbles, ping pong balls, etc.).

2. Saran wrap on the ol' toilet. Not the seat... the bowl.

3. Electrify the door knob

4. Lube the door knob so it won't open easily

5. A little liquid soap in the toothpaste tube... nasty, but not fatal.

6. Hair dye in the shampoo... :D

7. Something a friend of mine did... taped three fish to different hidden spots in someone's work area. Eventually, they stunk... and were discovered... one at a time...

What kinds of things would you come up with to get even with someone? Nothing fatal, mind you... just getting even [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img]

philip 10-11-2004 10:54 AM

Well toilet seats have those sort of rubber things on it so the seat won't fall hard on the boil (hope that's clear [img]smile.gif[/img] )

tape or glue sacks of ketchup or mayonaise you get in some restaurants with a cut on the inside onto those rubbers. :D

Ilander 10-11-2004 10:59 AM

I've been thinking about this...

Okay...here's a couple:

1) Stack aluminum cans/telephone books (especially the big ones... :D ) immediately outside of their doors...wait for the door to open...

2)When they go home for the weekend and you don't...inflate as many balloons as possible in their room, using a portable air compressor and the crack under their door... :D

I could also probably use the people who rapel down the side of the building on the floor above me for some kind of trick...but I haven't fiured out what yet.

Dragonshadow 10-11-2004 03:03 PM

Laxitives in tea, apparantly.
Me? No, I'd never do that. :D

Cool sig Illander

SomeGuy 10-11-2004 07:19 PM

You could somehow fill their showerhead with red kool-aid... they'll be red for a week.

aleph_null1 10-11-2004 07:48 PM

Alright, my school has a long tradition of seriously messing with each other, both internally & with exchange students (spending a semester at our school).

1) Let me espouse my love of dry ice: Freeze about 5 or 6 cans of shaving cream solid, and then chuck them into a small car (VW Bug, Ford Escort, &tc.). Ensure full watertight integrity, and the things will FILL the car until it's pressurized :D When they open it up, good times... but hard to get out of the seats.

2) Second love: dead animals. Everyone loves dead fish in the ceiling tiles, but crabs actually work better & smell worse (you can tell I'm living in Crab Town U.S.A). If you've got a campus with a lot of trees, dead squirrels will also be in abundance -- one of those on or in a pillow case will give a nice scare.

3) More sanitary but more logistically demanding: big trash bags full of leaves (this is the perfect time of year in the northern hemisphere). Take 7 or 8 bags to completely fill most dorm rooms, nearly to the ceiling, and it's a mess to clean up.

4) Classic harmless but annoying prank: bucket of water poised above the door so as to fall when the door's opened.

5) Winter season prank: spray hot water all over the snow above a door awning / overhang. When the door is opened & closed, the snow & ice will all avalanche off onto the person (this one takes finesse).

And, for seriously messing with someone -- this is a mean one, and will cost them bookoo bucks:

6) A cup of sugar in the gas tank. It'll caramelize in the engine & their car will die horribly.

Kakero 10-11-2004 10:06 PM

Someone ever did this to me. Put a bucket of water on top of the door and left it open abit. When you open the door the whole bucket will drop down at you and making you all wet.

Hivetyrant 10-12-2004 01:10 AM

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Originally posted by aleph_null1:
Let me espouse my love of dry ice: Freeze about 5 or 6 cans of shaving cream solid, and then chuck them into a small car (VW Bug, Ford Escort, &tc.). Ensure full watertight integrity, and the things will FILL the car until it's pressurized :D When they open it up, good times... but hard to get out of the seats.
Hehehe, my friend and I were planning to do this to someone. ALthough we were told to freeze them and then remove the stuff from the can, it would be frozen so it would be easy, then when it heats up, it expands and goes every where.

Quote:

2) Second love: dead animals.
Hmmm, dont think ill go into this one [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

philip 10-12-2004 08:19 AM

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Originally posted by Kakero:
Someone ever did this to me. Put a bucket of water on top of the door and left it open abit. When you open the door the whole bucket will drop down at you and making you all wet.
Well IMO you're pretty lucky then. I would care more about catching the bucket with your head or something, depending on the bucket I would worry about that more than about being wet.

quietman1920 10-12-2004 01:06 PM

3AM Bag o’ Tricks:

1) Fill a dorm garbage can with water. Lean can against door with lip of edge firmly wedged under the door knob.

2) Push against the very bottom of a door (that opens inward) in as hard as you can. As you do this, the gap between the wood and the metal door-jamb will widen significantly. Stack as many pennies as possible in this gap and release your pressure on the door. Repeat this process for the top of the door (above the knob).

3) Buy some crazy glue (Not the pen applicator type). Lop the top off the mini-bottle and squeeze the glue into any lock cylinder as far as it will go. “1001 uses; and now, 1002.”

4) Buy a roll of aluminium foil. Unroll/thread a long sheet under their door. Rip the power cord off an appliance and separate the two wires. Attach one to the aluminium foil and tape the other to the lock cylinder. Plug it in and leave.

quietman1920 10-12-2004 01:08 PM

Oh...and don't do all 4 at the same time.

armageddon272 10-12-2004 07:15 PM

here's a good one, take a cheap rubber ball and put a brick, or pieces of gravel in it and leave it on a busy sidewalk and wait around a corner. eventually someone will come and kik the ball and...well...you can imagine what happens. This, as im told by my parents, is the Russian equivilent of the pale of water on the door gag.

Kakero 10-12-2004 08:23 PM

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Originally posted by philip:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kakero:
Someone ever did this to me. Put a bucket of water on top of the door and left it open abit. When you open the door the whole bucket will drop down at you and making you all wet.

Well IMO you're pretty lucky then. I would care more about catching the bucket with your head or something, depending on the bucket I would worry about that more than about being wet. </font>[/QUOTE]When you are in a public place with people around. You'll worry more about getting wet than the bucket. ;)

Ladyzekke 10-12-2004 09:57 PM

I've posted this more than once here I'm sure LOL. But OK I'll post it again.

About 7 years ago I had to work with this attorney that was very anal, condescending, and just plain emotionless except for meanness really. I normally don't f with people btw. But the time was right and the situation was perfect to do so LOL. We have in the bathroom of my work this "invention" that never worked out, it's a toilet paper holder, but it's this giant spring. It's all chrome coated, as is the holder, so it is not really very stable LOL. Anyways ,this guy was really "regular", he used the bathroom just about the same time every day, and he was in there for awhile so not just, you know, peeing LOL. So one day I decided to go into the bathroom and set the TP holder to where just one slight tug would make it fall off, and it being a spring of course LOL, it would not just fall but usually spring out to the other end of the bathroom (hey, I had been there before, got to know that stupid invention well LOL). Worked perfectly. He went in, and about 6 minutes later I hear the clang of that big ass spring popping out of the holder and rolling across the floor. Heeee! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] Oh man I laughed so much, knowing he was sitting there contemplating how to get that roll back 5 feet away ROTFL.

[ 10-12-2004, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

Bungleau 10-12-2004 11:07 PM

LOL! Nice one, LadyZ!

The best practical jokes are the ones that are the most personalized.... [img]smile.gif[/img]

*makes note to avoid being regular about certain practices*

:D

Intrepid 10-13-2004 06:14 AM

if you want to be cruel.....

messing with someone's car is a seriously annoying thing to do.

prop up a longish nail (minium 2 inches, but 4 inches reccomended) against someone's tire, (that is firmly press the point into the rubber of the tire, and place the head of the nail on the road) so that when they drive off their tire gets punctured. So much more staisfying having them do the damage themselves.
now, as fun as that is you have to think... what if they have a spare tire?
well if they did that'd ruin the fun wouldn't it.
so prop several nails, even better if you can get one under each wheel, although with them turning etc it's unlikely for all four tires to be punctured, well... if you only get three they'll still need to buy tires.

Larry_OHF 10-13-2004 11:50 AM

<font color=skyblue>Fill a syringe with liquid drano and fill a ping-pong ball with it. Then close the hole up with electric tape. Drop into a car's gas tank. The gas eats away the pingball ball and when the drano comes in contact with the gas...

oh wait...that is what a bad person taught me...not a prank...nevermind.</font>

aleph_null1 10-13-2004 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
<font color=skyblue>Fill a syringe with liquid drano and fill a ping-pong ball with it. Then close the hole up with electric tape. Drop into a car's gas tank. The gas eats away the pingball ball and when the drano comes in contact with the gas...</font>
Yeah... that's just dangerous.

But on the subject of gas tank pranks, if the sugar's not practical, a lot of those styrofoam peanuts will do the trick as well.


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