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Arvon 08-07-2008 02:14 PM
Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
http://www.feelfoxy.com/Biniki_Butt_Bra_p/bk01a.htm

Bungleau 08-07-2008 02:22 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
So one part lifts and separates, and the other lifts and brings together? :D

That gives me the opportunity to bring up this one...

Quote:
<h2>Policewomen get "bullet-proof bras"</h2>BERLIN (Reuters) - Thousands of German policewomen will receive what media have labeled "bullet-proof bras."

Made of white cotton and featuring the word "Polizei" (Police) along the seam, the bras are meant to better protect police women who wear bullet-proof vests.

"There was a slight safety risk for women wearing normal bras with metal parts underneath a bullet-proof vest," a police spokesman in the northern city of Hanover said.

"If the vest is hit by a projectile, this can have an impact on the metal bit in the bra underneath and cause injuries."

Some 3,000 police women working for Germany's federal police will be equipped with the new bras which feature no metal parts and look like sports bras, the spokesman said.

(Reporting by Kerstin Gehmlich; Editing by William Schomberg)
I guess the bulletproof butt bra is next in line... ;)

Firestormalpha 08-07-2008 02:29 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
It'll protect you from all those nasty sitting injuries. Primary market would be for couch potatoes, and stoep sitters.

Bungleau 08-07-2008 02:36 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
I was thinking vegas showgirls... but they'll have to work on the aesthetics a bit... ;)

Hmmmm....

*contemplates a life of having to review women's backsides to see how the butt bra is performing*

May be time for a career change... :angel:

Firestormalpha 08-07-2008 02:47 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Wasn't there a delivery you needed to make over in the SE area of England? :D

BTW you do realize that in such a career you wouldn't have the option of being selective about the butt's you're evaluating?

Bungleau 08-07-2008 03:14 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Quit raining on my parade, FSA... I want to think of Vegas showgirls, not grandmas in frumpy muu muus!

I guess the whole thing really does rely on having butt cheeks toned enough that they just need a little help... thanks to you, I can now picture some old granny whose butt is so flabby that it just hangs over the butt bra like a bunch of cooked lasagna noodles...

And you're welcome, for leaving that image in your mind. I'm going to go watch the Paris Hilton campaign video again to get a new image in there :heee:

Dragonshadow 08-07-2008 03:29 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Firestormalpha (Post 1211937)
Wasn't there a delivery you needed to make over in the SE area of England? :D

BTW you do realize that in such a career you wouldn't have the option of being selective about the butt's you're evaluating?
If I ever want a butt bra, I will know who to get to deliver it :P

Bungleau 08-07-2008 04:03 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Custom fitting is included, I believe :hehe:

Whooo boy.

*heads up to take a cold shower*

*NOT* the way to finish up a day at work... ;)

Dragonshadow 08-07-2008 04:21 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Thank you Bungleau, for brightening up my day. :P

Unglaublich Verwustung 08-07-2008 04:32 PM
Re: Oh come on now this has to be a joke...the butt bra?
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bungleau (Post 1211939)
Quit raining on my parade, FSA... I want to think of Vegas showgirls, not grandmas in frumpy muu muus!
Sooo....if you're not thinking about grandmas in frumpy muu muus where did you get the idea about grandmas in frumpy muu muus, hmmmm???? Methinks there is a mistruth in there somewhere...:ohyeah:


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