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Triconan 11-22-2002 01:54 PM

Here is a list of stupid behavior that I have compiled. If you have ever done any of this do not take offense remember addmittance is the first step to a cure. :D

Stupid people-
- sit on the T.V. and stare at the couch
- get locked in a grocery store and die of hunger
- miss bus 44 so they take bus 22 twice
- sleep with a ruler to find out how long they slept
- trip over a cordless phone
- try to put m&ms in alphebetical order
- get hired at the m&m factory. The next day the get fired for throwing a way all the w's
- bring copiers to school just so they can copy someones answer
- bring their own food to buffets
- ( for stupid girls) buy a gameboy. The next day she returns it and spend all day looking for a gamegirl
- talk into speakers
- look up the American Heritage dictionary for history
- think quarterbacks are refunds
- ask for price checks at the dollar store
- study for blood tests
- go home and get 16 friends when they see NC-17 on a movie
- turn to the T.V. guide channel to find out how long 60 minutes is
- trade in their car for gas money
- spend all day trying to drown a fish
- stare at orange juice boxes just because it says "concentrate"
- call people to get their phone numbers
- think burger king is a castle
- try to sneak in a set of World Book Encyclopedias into the Who Wants to be a Millionaire studios
- think Times Square is a square clock

[ 11-23-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Triconan ]

Xtrea 11-22-2002 02:05 PM

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] That sound like me( I do most of those things). [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

WillowIX 11-22-2002 02:30 PM

LOL! Ah I see you have put together a biography on me. ;) Thanks a bunch Triconan! [img]smile.gif[/img] Now who do I contact about publishing it? ;)

Kaltia 11-22-2002 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WillowIX:
LOL! Ah I see you have put together a biography on me. ;) Thanks a bunch Triconan! [img]smile.gif[/img] Now who do I contact about publishing it? ;)
Me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Jeffi0 11-22-2002 03:05 PM

LOL! Some of those are great! [img]smile.gif[/img]

LennonCook 11-22-2002 06:23 PM

<font color="lightblue">Believe it or not, it *is* apparently possible to drown a fish - just pull it backwards... </font>

Slizerio 11-23-2002 02:58 AM

Nice post Triconan! I have two more to add.
-They think Vincent Van Gough is a Truck company.
- They try to lie down on a river bed.
Thankz for paying attention.

shadowhound 11-23-2002 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triconan:

- trip over a cordless phone

Guilty
Look it wasn't my fault ok? Someone left it sitting on the middle of the ground and I fell over it.

[ 11-23-2002, 03:26 AM: Message edited by: shadowhound ]

GokuZool 11-23-2002 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadowhound:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Triconan:

- trip over a cordless phone

Guilty
Look it wasn't my fault ok? Someone left it sitting on the middle of the ground and I fell over it.
</font>[/QUOTE]What was a cordless phone doing on the floor? :rolleyes: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

shadowhound 11-23-2002 06:30 AM

Tripping me [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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