Two vampires go to a vampire Bar. The first one orders a glass of blood, while the second one orders a cup of hot water. Then the first one asks from the second Vamp "Why did you order water? Are you not a vampire!?". The other one answers:"Well, of course i am, but Im having tea today" and takes some used tampons out of his pocket.
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I don't know if this is such a suitable joke what with the vampire murderer in Wales. I don't have a problem but it might be a sensitive issue for others.

Vamp murderer in wales?

Dammit, why am i always the unlucky one!? And why are you always the one to tell me how i f***ed up :D !?
Anywho, what vamp murderer?

You couldn't know USS, don't worry. It was a good joke though. LMAO :D

Yeah i just found out about it this morning.
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/World/story_36605.asp

Love it USS cool hahaha we need more jokes here on the forum LOL [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh. My.
That. Is. Wrong.
Clever, but..
I grew out of that kinda humor a long time ago..

Alex, that murder in Wales doesn't stop us Brits enjoying jokes [img]tongue.gif[/img] - we're not that uptight ;)

Vampire murdered Whales? Christ, what next?!?!?!?