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Eisenschwarz

03-21-2003 06:27 AM

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In a move that has taken the whole word by surprise, hawks in the
Pentagon who are still loyal to Atreides, have announced to the world today
that George Bush is the Kwisatz Haderach.

When the Kwisatz Haderach was questioned as to his motives in starting
the great crusade in Iraq, he flatly denied it was about Spice.
Instead claiming that it was only about "oil and profiteering".
Furthermore he made a statement of reassurance and intent to the Iraqi
people declaring that; "our water is your water".

He also Accused the Iraqis of having sardaukars fighting alongside
them, dressed falsely in the Iraqi army uniform. A Colonel Bashar of
the Iraqi army flatly denied this when we questioned him.

A military analyst we later consulted said: "he who controls the
Spice, controls Iraq"

Germany, France, Russia and the Spacers Guild are all still united in
condemning what they call a "shameful breaking of the great
convention".

Stratos

03-21-2003 06:42 AM

Heheheh... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] I remember that book.

Cloudbringer

03-21-2003 06:52 AM

Eisenschwarz you need to list the author and source of articles or parts of articles you re-post here and preferably a link to the site you found it on if it's on the web.

The Hierophant

03-21-2003 07:02 AM

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Eisenschwarz you need to list the author and source of articles or parts of articles you re-post here and preferably a link to the site you found it on if it's on the web.

Heh heh, Cloudy, it's a joke. A spoof/satire of the Iraqi conflict, liking it to the 'Dune' sci-fi saga by Frank Herbert.

Cloudbringer

03-21-2003 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by The Hierophant:
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Eisenschwarz you need to list the author and source of articles or parts of articles you re-post here and preferably a link to the site you found it on if it's on the web.

Heh heh, Cloudy, it's a joke. A spoof/satire of the Iraqi conflict, liking it to the 'Dune' sci-fi saga by Frank Herbert.[/QUOTE]Uh at the risk of letting you know I'm not totally stupid...I'll just ask this.. ;) Did Eisenschwartz actually create it? I don't think so. ;) In other words, copyright doesn't care if it's spoof of serious...show a link to the source, please.

edit: Sorry, Hierophant...my post above was meant to be somewhat tongue in cheek, but might seem a little rude. LOL, Just thought I'd admit, I've not only read Dune et al, but 'studied' it among other works in High School and college classes. :D So I didn't miss the humor, just the acknowledgement of authorship. :D

[ 03-21-2003, 07:27 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

Grojlach

03-21-2003 07:25 AM

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Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Uh at the risk of letting you know I'm not totally stupid...I'll just ask this.. ;) Did Eisenschwartz actually create it? I don't think so. ;) In other words, copyright doesn't care if it's spoof of serious...show a link to the source, please.

Teehee, tell that to Arvon or anyone else who regularly posts jokes. :D

Cloudbringer

03-21-2003 07:29 AM

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Originally posted by Grojlach:
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Uh at the risk of letting you know I'm not totally stupid...I'll just ask this.. ;) Did Eisenschwartz actually create it? I don't think so. ;) In other words, copyright doesn't care if it's spoof of serious...show a link to the source, please.

Teehee, tell that to Arvon or anyone else who regularly posts jokes. :D [/QUOTE][img]tongue.gif[/img] ;) Well, if you took the joke off someone else's website, it's nice to say so. Obviously if it's circulated in your EMAIL or what have you, with no authorship attached,it's not always possible! Still, it's nice to let us know if your humorous offering came from a cereal box or a website you plundered. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Eisenschwarz

03-21-2003 07:43 AM

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Yes I did create that.
I was recently Reading “Dune” and I felt inspired.
I did post it on 2 NG's first FYI.
HTH.

[ 03-21-2003, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: Eisenschwarz ]

Cloudbringer

03-21-2003 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by Eisenschwarz:
<blockquote>Quote:<hr />Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
Uh at the risk of letting you know I'm not totally stupid...I'll just ask this.. ;) Did Eisenschwartz actually create it? I don't think so. ;) In other words, copyright doesn't care if it's spoof of serious...show a link to the source, please.

Yes I did create that.
I was recently Reading “Dune” and I felt inspired.
I did post it on 2 NG's first FYI.
HTH.[/QUOTE]Thanks, E, but you threw us off with the 'quote' ahead of it.

Nachtrafe

03-21-2003 08:55 AM

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Originally posted by Eisenschwarz:
[QBYes I did create that.
I was recently Reading “Dune” and I felt inspired.
I did post it on 2 NG's first FYI.
HTH.[/QB]

Sweet! Good job Drammie. [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] And funny as hell!

Erm...will they take away my Registered Republican card for that last bit? :D

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