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Thoran 04-12-2002 05:45 PM

1. A tremor in the underpants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of
my old master.

2. You are unwise to lower your underpants.

3. We've got to be able to get some reading on those underpants, up or down.

4. She must have hidden the plans in her underpants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.

5. These underpants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
counts.

6. I find your lack of underpants disturbing.

7. These underpants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we
use it.

8. Han will have those underpants down. We've got to give him more time!

9. General Veers, prepare your underpants for a surface assault.

10. I used to bull's-eye womp-rats in my underpants back home.

11. TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your underpants?

12. Lock the door. And hope they don't have underpants.

13. Governor Tarkin. I should've recognized your foul underpants when I was
brought on board.

14. You look strong enough to pull the underpants off of a Gundark.

15. Luke, help me take these underpants off.

16. Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your underpants.

17. That blast came from those underpants. That thing's operational!

18. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of underpants more heavily
guarded than this.

19. Maybe you'd like it back in your underpants, your highness.

20. Your underpants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
one. Your sister!

21. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their underpants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

22. Yeah, well, short underpants is better than no underpants at all, Chewie.

23. Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my
underpants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

24. I cannot teach him. The boy has no underpants.

25. You came in those underpants? You're braver than I thought.

[EDITED BY ZIROC. Why: DO NOT USE ALL CAPS IN SUBJECT]

[ 04-13-2002, 09:09 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]

RudeDawg 04-12-2002 06:17 PM

funny stuff.
but, wrong. O so very wrong.

I must copy, paste and forward.

MagiK 04-12-2002 07:37 PM

I was prepared for a very stupid post....and I laughedmyself sick. This was just too funny, now I have to go change my underpants :D

/)eathKiller 04-12-2002 08:20 PM

you forgot the most important lines of all!

"Luke... I am your underpants!"

and "You Must Succumb to the underpants!"

K T Ong 04-12-2002 08:34 PM

Good to know that people around don't take all that SW stuff so seriously that they would get offended by this thread. ;) (I once knew a nut who might.)

*\Conan/* 04-12-2002 08:35 PM

Ummm..may the force be with your underpants? :rolleyes:

Cloudbringer 04-12-2002 09:31 PM

ROTFL! I actually did giggle at most of these.. LOLOLOL! :D

Tiamat 04-12-2002 09:33 PM

Use the Hanes Luke, USE THE HANES! Or Yves Martin if you wear boxers like me!

Encard 04-12-2002 10:53 PM

LOL... very funny... Behold the power of Cow?

adam warlock 04-13-2002 08:33 AM

thanks I needed cheering up


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