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McDonalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a
McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him
because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But
seriously,whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I
wouldn't be
applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style
severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and
post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more
intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP
TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do
you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a
winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a
fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the
greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR
KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

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LOL,,I think I got this a while ago in the e-mail, still funny though

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So if in the forest look behind you, because that where the ranger is going to be

The ranger looked at the place out side of the elven town near the river, he looked near the rocks, then they showed the way to....

Grand-Jester of Laghing Hyenas

LOL! Pretty funny Gabe http://www.contrabandent.com/pez1/ot...elrotflmao.gif

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A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

LMAO!!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../1grlaugh2.gif

This is great, maybe I'll do this when I apply next year. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Sword Saint of the HADB Clan
Waitress and entertainer at Cloudy's Cafe
Lil' Angel :angelwings:

ROFL!! Too funny, Gabriel!

The lad was lucky that the management at that particular McDonald's appreciated his humor and creativity in his answers. Not all employers would appreciate that, of course. I find that it does depend with the field. Ad agencies, printing, publishing, and art companies are more likely to welcome off-hand resumes and job applications like that than more conventional businesses such as banking, engineering, and management.

Good one! I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

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You know childhood is over when a puddle seems like an obstacle instead of an opportunity.

Is Too! Is Not! Is Too! Is Not!

ROFL! I love it! If you get any more, please post here!

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