Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmador? Because the dragon has a hamster in his pocket. (Boo, Serath!)

EEEEEWWWW skywalker . . . eeeeewwwww . . . depends on whether you like ratpie.

What if you cross an Oomphaz and a Gourk? You get a trunk full of bacon.

The rest have me puzzled . . . .

How can you tell an Oomphaz has been in your refrigerator?

What happens when you stack 6 Oomphaz on a horse?
...

The horse comes down with a bad case of packy dermatitis!

How many Highland Rogues does it take to change a light bulb?

A hundred because they aren't very bright.

Why did the Naga cross the road?

to get to other side...

Hey Adam, you should pose a new joke when you answer the last one!

Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmedor?

Two spider eggs walk down memory lane; one says: ...

eh... old ones usually work the best
Why did the Naga cross the road? to get away from it's mother nagging.

ok ok here's my lame one...

knock, knock
who's there?
Kol
kol who?
kol(d) out here! let me in!

Why does it take a blind man to befriend Erathmedor?
so he can't see what's coming to him...