You forgot the time honoured classic "Does my bum look big in this? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO! IT'S MASSIVE! CAN'T YOU SEE? MEN!"</font>[/QUOTE]"AAAAAAA! AIEEE! YIIIIII! aaaaa... aaaaaaaagh... aaaieee... do... do you expect... me... to... talk?"</font>[/QUOTE]*looks VERY irratated; draws a longsword* ART THOU ANNOYING MY LADY KALTIA?! THEN THOUST SHALT PAY DEARLY! DRAW STEEL WHELP!</font>[/QUOTE]"I wouldn't even NEED my steel to deal with such as YOU, Traitor Knight!" yells Tancred defiantly, still on a collision course with the inside of Choc's stomach.[/QB]</font>[/QUOTE].
Careful you don't give Choc indegestion...he's a pedigree...

<font color="silver">I will admit I had fun Whacky, thou are a worthy opponent. [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

HOWEVER. I'm the one that is allied to your rebellion. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Me and the Great Army. [img]tongue.gif[/img] So, therefore, we shall not be able to engage in mortal combat agian. </font>

[quote]Originally posted by Tancred:

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Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane: looks VERY irratated; draws a longsword* ART THOU ANNOYING MY LADY KALTIA?! THEN THOUST SHALT PAY DEARLY! DRAW STEEL WHELP!

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"I wouldn't even NEED my steel to deal with such as YOU, Traitor Knight!" yells Tancred defiantly, still on a collision course with the inside of Choc's stomach.

I AM NO TRATIOR! MY FIRST DUTY IS TOWARDS THE ELVES! IN THAT I HAVE *NEVER* FAILED! ALL OTHER THINGS, SAVE ONE, DO NOT MATTER! BESIDES! IM A RANGER! NOT A KNIGHT! OH FOOLISH OF CREATURES! YOU WISH A DUAL! SO BE IT! DRIZZIT LOVER! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

you're mother was a pig too!

Brave words from a man backed up by a rabid cat-like eating machine! EEk, back, kitty...

*smacks whaky over the head (again)* He really should have seen this comming... YOU WILL NOT INSULT SIR M! AND YOU WILL NOT INSULT THE LADY KALTIA! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! *proceeds to thrash whaky with a stick* [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img]

Like I said, give Choc indegestian and I'll nag you to death.

*HE'shash the barbarian walks out of an alley towards choc with a bag of catnip saying "here kitty kitty, aww aren't you a nice putty tat. wouldn't you rather this then that chewy old paladin?"*

[ 08-24-2002, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Bruce The Aussie ]

*smacks whaky over the head (again)* He really should have seen this comming... YOU WILL NOT INSULT SIR M! AND YOU WILL NOT INSULT THE LADY KALTIA! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?! *proceeds to thrash whaky with a stick* [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Can I join in? [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]

Ah well, Choc's buggered off. Now...Bruce...Where have you been? I suppose you've got a new girlfriend! (repeats until ear-drums explode)