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Too late dear mage, YOU are spamming! OOOOOOOh and in purrrrty colors too! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif NaughtyCloud http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
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Spam Spam, Spam, so much babble over the damn...... TOTALLYINNOCENTCLOUD http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/bestow~1.jpg Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan Storm-Queen StormCloud of the Black Knight Heart Mind Soul Forever |
LOL Lady Cloudy!
I will wait for the "suprise" http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Moni ------------------ http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/ltp4.gif |
All right I'll play your silly game http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
1) Is there a Fourth of July in England? <font color="red">of course there is, just no holiday</font> 2) If a plane crashes on the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors? <font color="red">in the ground</font> 3) If a tree falls in the forest and it hits a mime, does he make a sound? <font color="red">uh no he's a mime</font> 4) Does anyone care? <font color="red">uh next question</font> 5) 1950 pennies are worth how much nowadays? <font color="red">1 cent each</font> 6) If you're a bus driver with 12 people on the bus, and 5 people get on and 4 people get off at the first stop, and 3 people get on and 6 people get off at the second stop, and 8 people get on and 4 people get off at the third stop, and 5 people get on and 7 people get off at the fourth stop, and 8 people get on and 10 people get off at the last stop, what's the bus driver's name? <font color="red">Turbo</font> 7) If you're in a building with a total southern exposure, and a bear walks by, what color is it? <font color="red">do polar bears walk the north pole?</font> 8) If every person on earth were laid end-to-end, what would be the point? <font color="red">a needle point</font> 9) How many times can you take away 5 from 25? <font color="red">1, because after that its no longer 25</font> 10) How many birthdays does the average person have? <font color="red">1 they are only born once</font> 11) Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28? <font color="red">all of them have 28 days</font> 12) Is it legal in the United States for a man to wed his widow's sister? <font color="red">no he's dead</font> 13) If there are three apples and you take away two, how many do you have? <font color="red">you still have 3 unless the apples went somwhere</font> 14) How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen? <font color="red">12</font> 15) A butcher stands 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh? <font color="red">meat</font> 16) How many different kinds of animals did Moses take on the ark? <font color="red">all</font> 17) If you have 17 sheep, and all but 9 of them die, how many do you have left? <font color="red">9</font> 18) True or False: Either it rains or it doesn't rain. So if it doesn't rain, it rains? <font color="red">I always lie, so if I say I always lie am I lying?</font> 19) "Brothers and Sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." What is the relation of the man to the speaker? <font color="red">his son</font> 20) You have a match. You go into a house where there is an oil lamp, a stove, and a fireplace. Which do you light first? <font color="red">the match</font> <font color="red">do I get a prize?</font> ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/turbovee.jpg http://sites.netscape.net/silex3/vwbeattle.gif The sexiest elf mage in the land I feel the need, the need for SPEED! Peace and hair grease [This message has been edited by turbovee (edited 05-10-2001).] |
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2. I get all nauseous 3. I can barely say the word without going into shivers 4. Is that possible on this board? Thank you LadyWendy for your kind words of encouragement. someday I too will become a successful I dare say the word "spammer". Wait I feel like I'm being led into a fiendish spamming cult. AHHHHHHHHHH! ------------------ http://publish.hometown.aol.com/tobb...s/turbovee.jpg http://sites.netscape.net/silex3/vwbeattle.gif The sexiest elf mage in the land I feel the need, the need for SPEED! Peace and hair grease [This message has been edited by turbovee (edited 05-10-2001).] |
eh Turbo
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Turbo, you get an "A+" for just attempting it! And I think you got most of them right. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
The only ones I specifically saw were: 2) You don't bury survivors (instead, they go on TV shows http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif ) 13) If you take away 2, you personally have 2 apples. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif 16) Noah took animals on the Ark, not Moses. (so the answer is "0") So I'd say that warrants an "A", what you say, guys? http://www.users.qwest.net/~nmkaye/yelclap.gif Way to go Turbovee! http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/saz1.gif now returning to our regularly scheduled http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/spam1.gif [This message has been edited by Sazerac (edited 05-10-2001).] |
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