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Yorick 12-03-2001 12:23 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Donut:
Damn - I can't believe I've missed the wedding of the year! I can imagine the ceremony though.

Yorick - I do
Silver Cheetah - You don't
Y - I do
SC - You don't
Y - I bloody do!
SC - You bloody don't
Y - You obviously don't know what you're talking about - I DO!
SC - Why do you always resort to personal insults?
Y - Don't
SC - Do too!
Y - Are you being sarcastic?
SC - Perish the thought big nose!
Congregation - murmur, murmur, we're getting fed up with this, let's go somewhere else.
Y - see, we're getting married to please them.
SC - you obviously fail to see this marriage for the sham that it is. It's a manoeuvre to ensure US hegemony - which will undermine national sovereignty and strengthen the power of multi-national corporations.
Part of Congregation in an American accent. Bah, Yank Bashing!, Yank Bashing!
Another part of Congregation in a southern drawl. We're not Yankees, We're not Yankees
Y - no it's not their fault, it's the fault of the Brits, just like the San Francisco Earthquake and Boyzone, and porridge.
Memnoch (tugging at Yorick and SC's clothes) come on guys be reasonable.
Congregation - we think you're doing a great job Memnoch (for a closet Brit)
Donut - I like America, I've been there 243,556 times in the past week.
Donut - You're not even at the wedding!
Donut - Oh yeah.
250 - I agree with Yorick

And they all lived happily ever after (until the next war!)

Donut retires to the corner and dons his battered tin hat!
<hr></blockquote>


TOO FUNNY!!!!! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Lord of Alcohol 12-03-2001 05:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Donut:
Damn - I can't believe I've missed the wedding of the year! I can imagine the ceremony though.

Yorick - I do
Silver Cheetah - You don't
Y - I do
SC - You don't
Y - I bloody do!
SC - You bloody don't
Y - You obviously don't know what you're talking about - I DO!
SC - Why do you always resort to personal insults?
Y - Don't
SC - Do too!
Y - Are you being sarcastic?
SC - Perish the thought big nose!
Congregation - murmur, murmur, we're getting fed up with this, let's go somewhere else.
Y - see, we're getting married to please them.
SC - you obviously fail to see this marriage for the sham that it is. It's a manoeuvre to ensure US hegemony - which will undermine national sovereignty and strengthen the power of multi-national corporations.
Part of Congregation in an American accent. Bah, Yank Bashing!, Yank Bashing!
Another part of Congregation in a southern drawl. We're not Yankees, We're not Yankees
Y - no it's not their fault, it's the fault of the Brits, just like the San Francisco Earthquake and Boyzone, and porridge.
Memnoch (tugging at Yorick and SC's clothes) come on guys be reasonable.
Congregation - we think you're doing a great job Memnoch (for a closet Brit)
Donut - I like America, I've been there 243,556 times in the past week.
Donut - You're not even at the wedding!
Donut - Oh yeah.
250 - I agree with Yorick

And they all lived happily ever after (until the next war!)

Donut retires to the corner and dons his battered tin hat!
<hr></blockquote>

DONUT!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!! Priceless in fact!!!!!!!

Sir Taliesin 12-03-2001 08:11 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Donut:
Damn - I can't believe I've missed the wedding of the year! I can imagine the ceremony though.

Yorick - I do
Silver Cheetah - You don't
Y - I do
SC - You don't
Y - I bloody do!
SC - You bloody don't
Y - You obviously don't know what you're talking about - I DO!
SC - Why do you always resort to personal insults?
Y - Don't
SC - Do too!
Y - Are you being sarcastic?
SC - Perish the thought big nose!
Congregation - murmur, murmur, we're getting fed up with this, let's go somewhere else.
Y - see, we're getting married to please them.
SC - you obviously fail to see this marriage for the sham that it is. It's a manoeuvre to ensure US hegemony - which will undermine national sovereignty and strengthen the power of multi-national corporations.
Part of Congregation in an American accent. Bah, Yank Bashing!, Yank Bashing!
Another part of Congregation in a southern drawl. We're not Yankees, We're not Yankees
Y - no it's not their fault, it's the fault of the Brits, just like the San Francisco Earthquake and Boyzone, and porridge.
Memnoch (tugging at Yorick and SC's clothes) come on guys be reasonable.
Congregation - we think you're doing a great job Memnoch (for a closet Brit)
Donut - I like America, I've been there 243,556 times in the past week.
Donut - You're not even at the wedding!
Donut - Oh yeah.
250 - I agree with Yorick

And they all lived happily ever after (until the next war!)

Donut retires to the corner and dons his battered tin hat!
<hr></blockquote>


This is a classic to be put up there with Charlie's Shoppe of Shite!
Hi everybody!!! :wave:

Ronn_Bman 12-03-2001 08:18 PM

Donut, I don't think that was funny at all! It was insulting and demeaning. How could you be so uncaring?

Ronn_Bman 12-03-2001 08:20 PM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
Donut, I don't think that was funny at all! It was insulting and demeaning. How could you be so uncaring?<hr></blockquote>

JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But, I did want to act in the "spirit" of the blessed event...lol. :D

Donut, that was hilarious!

adam warlock 12-03-2001 08:44 PM

DONUT!! too funny!! *sides splitting*

Moni 12-03-2001 11:40 PM

Donut,
I am in tears laughing! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Congratulations you two, may your days of wedded bliss be as special as the day you were married.

Aelia Jusa 12-03-2001 11:43 PM

Donut that was hilarious [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] My favourite bit was "250: I agree with Yorick" LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Donut 12-04-2001 08:28 AM

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Ronn_Bman:
Donut, I don't think that was funny at all! It was insulting and demeaning. How could you be so uncaring?<hr></blockquote>
You had me going for a minute there Ronn. I was looking for the smilie!

Avatar 12-04-2001 08:43 AM

YEAH!
At least somethings in this world is still right [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]


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