Just another twisted rune plothole."I WANNA DRINK OUT OF THE SPIGOT!!!!"

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Lord Shield, I thought that too at first, but the mage in TOTSC is called Shandalar, and the Lich is called Shangalar!
Malavon, nice chatting to you http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Your voice is ambrosia

OOC
LS do you have MSN?

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Your voice is ambrosia

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Unfortunately not. How do I get onto it?

OCC

I do melusine....camon you know you want to talk with me.....ill let you touch my belly OOHOOO!

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-20-2001).]

After throwing up behind the plants Kivan decides he had better get some sleep, he wanders over to the bartender and asks whether they have any rooms that aren't taken?

i have messenger as well -hint,hint *nudge,nudge*

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"Build your fortresses, your walled cities, your stone houses. Fill them with light and with music and laughter. I am accident. I am plague and pestilence. I am murder. I am intolerance. I am drought and famine, flood and gluttony. And you" Chaos raised the flaming ball, about to hurl it down onto them-"you are nothing!"---Chaos

Lord Shield, it's very simple. If you have a hotmail address it is simplest, just click on the link to 'download MSN messenger'. Otherwise, you need to get an MSN passport. Simply go to www.msn.com and it will be self explanatory.
Malavon/Caleb you can add me if you want, the address is the_new_helen@hotmail.com



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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia

Thanks for the instructions hon. I did manage to install it, I logged back in here, and saw you'd put the instructions in here! I now have msn (love the sci-fi thingy in the corner)
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Suddenly Link jumps up. He senses grave danger coming his way. He quickly draws his sword, and looks around. Nobody to help. Why must they all talk about stupid things?? He could use some help right now! Can't anybody sense that the Basilisk King is coming? Where is Atuan?? He should have retrieved the Sword of the One God already!
Suddenly he feels a hand on his shoulder again. He swiftly turns around, and then faces... Atuan. He should have guessed it was him. No one else could approach him without being noticed. Yet.. something seems wrong with the old man. He looks somewhat tired, and out of breath. Atuan smiles, all be it a faint one.
"I've been able to track down, and retrieve the sword, Link..."
"But?..." is the answer the noble warrior gives him.
"I wasn't able to escape the doom of that place. I have been cursed... Nothing can stop the curse from killing me, Link."
Link grasps for breath. Surely there must be something that can be done to save the old man.
"But what... what? How?" Link cannot find the exact words. This has never happened to him before. He does not know what to say.
Atuan is standing unsteadily and needs Link to lean on. It seems he's in a lot of pain, but Link is powerless. He cannot stop the curse from destroying Atuan from the inside.
"But... surely there must be a way to save you? I need your advice in the upcoming battle!"
"You need not, my son. You need not..." with these words the old man dies in Links hands. Link feels anger boile up inside him. He could not save the man he loved, the man who showed him there were other things in the world than fighting. He could not, yet he would have gave everything he owned to rescue the old man.
"By my own blood i swear..."Link says aloud, "i will never rest until i find the one that cursed Atuan." And with these words he cuts a shape in his arm. It is a familiar shape to everyone in the bar. It is the Rune Of Nemesis...
Link picks of the Sword of the One God of the body of Atuan. It still shines, after all those years. He sticks it up in the ear and speaks out a spell. Slowly the body of Atuan begins to disappear. The Rune of Nemesis in Links arm begins to glow, in the now dark bar. The Fusing Ritual has completed itself: Link and Atuan are one...

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

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damn! more lights needed now - thanks a bunch, Link. everyone goes bananas without light
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that's better

Kivan grumbles, takes a torch from his backpack and lights it, he then repeats his question to the bartender "Do you have any rooms that aren't taken?"

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Some upstairs, including the non-scrying suite. Gamora can show you to your room

Angel comes over to Link. She tells him I feel for your lose Link he must of be a very Great Man for you to go through with that ritual. If you want to ever talk about it I will be here for you.

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Melusine tries to cheer up Link by pulling some poor sod's underpants over his head. It doesn't seem to work. She sidles up to him, her elven face serious now, and starts patting his back. "there, there" she says, Angel and I will comfort you! And she pours him a large pint of Forever Ale. "Here, drink that. Looks like you could use it!"

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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia

Kivan chooses the non-scrying suite and pays with a Roguestone.

OK Kivan, the boss isn't around right now, but let me show you to your room. Oh, and here's the change for your Roguestone: that's two Horn Coral Gems and a Sphene Gem. Now, please follow me, your room is up the stairs, breakfast served from eight to eleven, towels changed every....
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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia

Kivan asks Melusine if there is roomservice, since he often gets a craving for a flagon of ale around midnight.

Roomservice? Why of course! You see that big horn hanging above your head? Just blow on it once, like this,
(...................)(............................ .................)(......)(..................)(... ..........................)(....)(................ .......)(.........)
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(Melusine and Kivan can be seen mouthing like goldfish in a glass bowl for some minutes)

"D*MN!!!" curses Melusine, "sorry, I accidentally blew the Horn of Silence... Now where is that Room Service Caller?" She starts rummaging through a large chest at the foot of the bed. "Let's see, Horn of Valhalla? No, can't have a naked berserker running around your room eh Kivan? Of course I don't know what your preferences are..." (Kivan glares at her so hard she blushes and silently goes on rummaging) "Here, a Horn of Blasting...no good either" and she tosses it aside. "Aaaah, there we are!" Melusine pulls out a strange looking Horn. It is made of gleaming Iron and from the mouth piece hangs a long, thin, green tail. "Just pull the tail whenever you want anything" Melusine yanks on the green thing, and a loud yelp is heard. "What's that?" Kivan asks suspiciously. "It's the Room Service Device Imp" answers Mel sweetly. Just pull his tail and tell him what you want. The bartender then gets a telepathical message and Sil or Gamora will bring you the desired article. Kivan shrugs and puts the Imp Horn on his bedside table. Melusine softly closes the door behind her and flutters downstairs on her elven wings to see if anything's going on downstairs

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http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif
Your voice is ambrosia

I really must see about those magical horns. I know - I'l; give the other ones to the local orchestra for a laugh!
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>>A few hours later, in the promnade, the orchestra gets ready with thir music. The nobility present run asunder as they are suddenly assailed by naked berserkers and blasting shockwaves - Ooops! heehee!<<
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Wonder what happens if my Rep goes below zero given I can't die?
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp

Kivan looks around for somewhere to put his Vorpal Blade, since it cut through the sword holder by the door, he then decides to just thrust it into the floor as the crosspiece will stop it from going all the way through, he then takes off his splint mail, and puts his quiver and composite longbow under the bed.

Ive heard that hamsters make very good sword warmers...
has anyone seen Boo about?

Minsc hears Raze's suggestion and rips him to shreds with his berzerker strength, he then leaves again.

oh well, Raze will regenerate. I prefer to use Boo as a cocktail stirrer - adds to the flavour

As if!
Theres a simple way of getting rid of that imbecile:

Point out the window, look shocked and remark,
"oh no, theres a damsel over there about to be eaten by a griffon!"

Minsc being the simpleton he is falls for that one everytime

LS looks out of the window. "Actually, there is a griffin running rampant out there - must be the mate of the one Kivan shot down for us to eat"

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Well, Melusine said I should pop in here, but, er, you all seem ... er, how shall put this kindly...? Um. Er. Slightly loopy? Hm. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Dont worry,
Once Minsc leaves to tackle that Griffon the cumlative IQ of the place should shoot up.
(that griffons rather small... it kind of looks like a hungry kitten?)
Yeah Minsc, you just go and sort that kitten out (itll probably whup his ass!)

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Well, that kitten does look quite angry, its probably really ferocious...

there .. look its attacking (although its definately NOT going for the eyes!!)

LOL! Ok! Friends! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
But I have to go to bed now! I've had too many late nights and I'm falling asleep over my keyboard! G'night! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Good night Fljotsdale (thats a bugger to spell!)
Should probably do the same... but theres still some beer in my tankard so ill just watch Minsc for a while...

... YOW, thats got to hurt! He's really getting pummeled out there!

Cybaslasher opens up a can labeled "whoop arse", chugs it down and punches the elf right next to him.

Caleb hears something above his head so he jumps up and grabs on to the rafters to see what is and a split second later a vorpal blade is plunged right between his eyes.

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Well Angel, Kors, and Elminster start to laugh at what happened to Caleb. As they are laugh a beautiful woman suddenly appears in the middle of the bar and sees the 3 people laughing in the booth. And she says Elminster what are you, Angel and Kors laughing about. And Angel points to the ceilling and the woman looks up and starts laughing also. Hey Mystra, Angel calls out why don't you join us and talk about all of the good times we have had over a few tankards of actual Evermeet ale (that costs 200gp).

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Helm pulls caleb down from the ceiling and says to mystra "What are you laughing about? you got your ass kicked by me and I had the decency not to laugh at you. Shame shame mystra"

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Killer walks in the bar sorry i am late some drow i haved tokill thej sad something revange for the ,almost,destrucktion of the drow and now RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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death is the way of life Killer

hej malavon i reganoise you you where in icewinddale

The shadow Assassin walks into the bar. This being a new concept to him as he always uses his shadow form to travel. He usually finds that the shadows intimidate some people. Today though he was plain old.... . He thought about it for a while and decided to keep his true name secret a while longer. He jumps onto a bar seat and says
"Once shadowdark ale please!"
He was hangin for one of these all day.

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

OCC
Caleb, Helm is a wimp. If it was not for Mystra there would be no magic at all

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