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dizzy 07-08-2002 11:12 AM

Oh no, I vanished. Well, shit, there goes the neighborhood. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 08-05-2002 08:38 AM

Finaly...
I haven't been able to get on IW for weeks now:(
But I'll continue the story at once:) If there are still people around who'd like to see it finished?

Mouse 08-05-2002 08:44 AM

Absolutely [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img] I look forward to the next episode.

Dreamer128 08-05-2002 09:15 AM

It is a time of peace, after the defeat of the Evil Cat Overlord Choc; the slow process of rebuilding Ironworks started.
But… some of dark powers remained on Ironworks and at the edge of the forgotten Dungeon Siege board a group of evil cat clones gathered for a fiendish ritual!

50 years ago
Hillary: C’mon Mr Snuggles, the master is waiting.
Snuggy: That is Dr. Snuggles for you, I didn’t spend the best years of my live on the evil cat academy for nothing!
Seven: Bah, you two are idiots. A disgrace to the master. I’ll resurrect him, let me see that book.
Hillary: Go on then, cast the spell.
Seven: Well…uh…I’m just a cat. I can’t read.
Hillary: Me neither!
Snuggy: Give it to me already, I went to college.
Snuggy: Are we ready to sacrifice the virgin?
Hillary: I don’t know. Seven, did you manage to find a virgin?
Seven: It was easy enough. I just kidnapped George Bush jr.
Snuggy: We can’t sacrifice Bush you idiot! We are the bad guys!
Hillary: Right, couldn’t you find a good aligned virgin?
Seven: We’ll just sacrifice this sheep then…
Snuggy: Good, let me begin the incantations.

Meanwhile, Choc is tasting the fruits of defeat.

Choc: Huh? What happened? Where am I?
Choc: Hmm, its hot and sticky in here. And it smells like someone just died.
Choc: Can it be? I am back in Dans bedroom!
Bill Gates: Actually, you are in hell. I am your roommate.
Choc: What?
BG: Hard to believe huh? This section of hell is reserved for the most evil master minds the earth has ever known. Oh, look at the time, want to go have tea with Hitler?
Choc: Noooooooo

*Loudspeaker: Attention, attention, this is your host speaking.

Bill Gates: That’s Satan, probably thought up some new torment for us.

*Loudspeaker: Will everyone please proceed to the main hall.
Murders, rapists and lawyers, please line up for the electric chair. Thieves, stalkers and Cat Overlords are requested to proceed to the guillotine.

Choc: This is horrible!
BG: Tell me about it. The big S. really seems to hate me. Hell, every Microsoft user hates me.

*Loudspeaker: What?! No, there is no toilet here! You must be new… [Horrible screaming]
*Loudspeaker: Welcome to hell.

Choc: Wait.. I feel light all of the sudden. Like I am being…

Seven: Teleported away.
Hillary: Welcome back master.
Choc: Raaaaggghhh
Snuggy: Its alive! ALIVE!
Snuggy: I always wanted to say that.
Choc: Rargh, its good to be back. Now lets return to my own message board.

At the same time….

Dizzy: AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH! Who has taken my disk? My favourite game. My precious!!!
Yorick: *Running. Hmm, this strange creature is gaining on me…. Maybe I can use this strange disk to make me invincible. *Inserts it in his disk drive.
Dizzy: Raaaah! You can’t hide from me. I will find it. You have stolen my precious.
Yorick:*Runs out of the cave right into a group of short sized posters.
Mouse: Where have you been Yorick? You promised you would help defeat the evil Dragon that has taken over my board. But all you do is play with the locals!
Yorick: Sorry Mouse, but look at this ancient disk I eh.. found.
Mouse: By the mods! This disk has the logo of Microsoft on it!
Yorick: Microsoft?
Mouse: An ancient evil that once ruled the international market. Ziroc can tell you more about it.
Yorick: No reason for more delay, lets just go.

Present day
At the very last page of the General Discussion there is a small thread, inhabited by a small race, known under the names space wasters, inactives and hobbits.
They detest posting, gaming and every other kind of adventure. They mostly spend their days smoking their pipes, enjoying life and lurking in posts.

I’m afraid I must stop here, due to the fact that I still don’t have a suitable Frodo, I will continue as fast as possible

[ 08-05-2002, 09:17 AM: Message edited by: Dreamer128 ]

Attalus 08-05-2002 09:24 AM

LOL, so you're off again, Velkyn! Excellent as always.

Calaethis Dragonsbane 08-05-2002 09:29 AM

LOL, hilarous. good work!. heh, can I be in it? pretty please? I wanna slay a dragon... or at least lead a group. lol, some things never change... my wanting to kill a dragon is one of em. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dreamer128 08-05-2002 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
LOL, hilarous. good work!. heh, can I be in it? pretty please? I wanna slay a dragon... or at least lead a group. lol, some things never change... my wanting to kill a dragon is one of em. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Is there any specific character you want to play? I think the part of Legolas is still open:)

Calaethis Dragonsbane 08-05-2002 11:22 AM

yay, any elf is good.

SomeGuy 08-05-2002 11:33 AM

Is Frodo still open?

Encard 08-05-2002 12:33 PM

We have requirement more brains the of. Brains... err... *whistles innocently* Quite nicely done! Highly humorous [img]smile.gif[/img] There's bound to be space for RaBid Fruit trees in there somewhere... [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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