... Apollo and Artemis?

hi, everybody! im back from school once again!
hmm, its wierd that always when i go to sleep, after that to school(about 17 hours total), +50 posts are added to Cloudy`s Cafe. you know why? because +75% of it is spam(no offense, spam can be funny at times ;) ).
it kinda reminds me of spams beginning, the Monty Python clip.we have spam spam bacon, spam spam spam fries, spam spam spam spam eggs, spam spam spam burgers or something like that. that was interesting [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Well we all like spam here at Cloudy's [img]smile.gif[/img]

Cut to a cafe. All the customers are Vikings. Mr & Mrs Bun enter - downwards (on wires).

Mr Bun (Eric): Morning
Waitress (Terry J): Morning
MrB: What have you got then?
W: Well there's egg & bacon, egg sausage and bacon, egg & spam, egg bacon & spam, egg bacon sausage & spam, spam bacon sausage & spam, spam egg spam spam bacon & spam, spam spam spam egg & spam, spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam & spam, or lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pate brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
MrsB (Graham): Have you got anything without spam in it?
W: Well there's spam egg sausage and spam. That's not got much spam in it.
MrsB: I don't want any spam
MrB: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
MrsB: That's got spam in it!
MrB: Not as much as spam egg sausage and spam
MrsB: Look, could I have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam
W: Uuuuuuuuggggh!
MrsB: What d'you mean uuuggh! I don't like spam
Vikings (singing): spam spam spam spam spam.... spam spam spam spam... lovely spam, wonderful spam...
Brief shot of a Viking ship.
W: Shut up. Shut up. Shut up! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
MrsB: Why not!
W: It wouldn't be egg bacon spam and sausage, would it.
MrsB: I don't like spam!
MrB: Don't make a fuss dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam...
Vikings (singing): Spam spam spam spam...
MrB: ... baked beans spam spam and spam
W: Baked beans are off
MrB: Well can I have spam instead?
W: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam?
Vikings (still singing): Spam spam spam spam (etc.)
MrB: Yes
W: Arrghh!
Vikings: ... lovely spam, wonderful spam
W: Shut up! Shut up!
The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the Hungarian
H: Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam egg spam bacon spam tomato spam...
Vikings (starting up again): Spam spam spam spam...
W: Shut up!
A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out
H: My nipples explode....
Cut to a Historian
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: A HISTORIAN
Historian (Michael): Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget Cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fjords here, (indicating a map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley, they assembled in the Green Midget cafe and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam spam spam spam spam...
The backdrop behind him rises to reveal the cafe again. The Vikings start singing again and the Historian conducts them

[ 05-02-2002, 09:24 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]

LOL. Epona, that really made Attalus laugh. I don't think that I get it, though. Morning, all.

uss, I have no problem with the contents of the Cafe most days. :D

I started it just for those conversations that WOULD be 'spam' of the disruptive variety if held in someone's thread. You know, there's a thread about some football game and I start asking Jerome if he has seen any seagulls today and he replies....this becomes annoying to the football fans in the thread. But HERE (as the first post of every Cafe indicates) those types of little 'Hey how are you? Is the baby eating solid food yet?" chats are more than welcome, they're why the Cafe exists! :D

And as you may have noticed most folks chat with one another like they would at the coffee shop on the corner. You talk to one or another, wander off, come back and join the conversation, sometimes you read back, sometimes you don't. No worries. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] It's all for the sake of getting to know each other and enjoying ourselves.

Now sometimes it does get a bit out of hand.. but not for long. ;) I usually haul out the BIG coffee cups and everyone gets back to simple chats...or we throw the cups.. hehe. :D

Anyway, GOOD MORNING to you!

yeah, thats the part, epona!
thanks for posting it [img]smile.gif[/img]

You're welcome! I love Monty Python!

morning, cloudbringer!
one thing pi**es me off a bit about the cafe: when you start an interesting topic and go to bed or just go away for some time, and then you come back and see that the topic of discussion is entirely diffirent. but that isnt too much of a bad thing(sometimes the other topic might be even better). can you tell me a bit of the history of this "cafe". i mean like, is the topic more popular then it was when it started, how did it start, when did it start and have any big events occoured [img]smile.gif[/img] . and can someone give me a martini. shaken, not stirred :D .

[img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Hi all, how's it going ? Hope all is well, just jim dandy here.
Be back later :D (and that's a threat and a promise ;) )