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shadowhound 07-13-2002 05:39 PM

Shadow stands at the front door covered in freezing cold water. He opens the door and yells out "I am interested in the position of Chauffer, anyone out there?" He sits down in a chair.

Lioness 07-13-2002 06:00 PM

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Originally posted by shadowhound:
Shadow stands at the front door covered in freezing cold water. He opens the door and yells out "I am interested in the position of Chauffer, anyone out there?" He sits down in a chair.
"Hello!" Lioness comes tumbling down the stairs and opens the door. "Sure you can! Now, your first duty is to go out and buy a big limosine for you to chauffer me around in, ok?"

shadowhound 07-13-2002 07:19 PM

"Err, um ok i guess", Shadow runs down to the nearest caryard and hotwires a limo, he then starts doing burnouts all through the garden.

Deiter Leafblade 07-14-2002 11:18 AM

Deiter makes it to the fort first! [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] "I wish I could remember what that big red button does..." :D

SSJ4Sephiroth 07-14-2002 12:34 PM

Well Deiter, why don't you press it and find out? ;)

Deiter Leafblade 07-14-2002 05:44 PM

He notices some kind of warning sticker near the button. "Press in case the garden is still there." His eyes follow the wire leading from the button to a huge lazer pointed at his garden. "HOLY FRIGGEN FERTALIZER!" ;) :D He aim's the lazer at Sephs room and pushes the button. :D [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] :D

(Looks like I found out, eh Seph?) :D

SSJ4Sephiroth 07-14-2002 05:52 PM

Seph, however, is quite fortunate. In an effort to look at himself every time he looks at the walls he has replaced the walls with mirrors that bounce the laser around. He gets down under the bed while waiting for the single ray of light to blast outwards of his room and back towards Deiter. (Didn't see that comin, did ya? [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] )

Neb 07-14-2002 05:55 PM

Instead of ending up heading towards Deiter, however, the lazer blasts through Seph's bed and fries his hair off of his head. Making him bald.

Aelia Jusa 07-14-2002 05:59 PM

*Aelia watches the laser bounce around the garden, glad now that she put on her protective, (though unflattering ;) ) suit* Blimey! Nebby, what are you doing?? He's caught you napping and reached the fort before us! Guess I'll have to go it alone then... *muses for a minute, wondering how best to irritate the gardener... throws a lighted match into the Gardener's stand of prized pencil pines* Bwhahaha! Take that Gardenboy! [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

SSJ4Sephiroth 07-14-2002 06:03 PM

Seph pulls off the baldcap that was under his wig, revealing his normal set of hair.


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