So you think your life is bad...
Just think how bad the life of an egg is...

You only get laid once
You only get eaten once
It takes 4 minutes to get hard and
2 minutes to get soft
You have to share a box with
11 other guys
And the only chick that ever sat on
your face was your mother

Now don't you feel better?

Hell no!

Q: What do electric train sets and woman's breasts have in common?

A: Both were intended for children, but it's the father who plays with them.

He laid her on the table.
So white clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast.
And then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyus cry.
The hole was wide...he looked inside.
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms...

And then he stuffed the turkey.

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, It will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with.

But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free.....

You either married it or gave birth to it.

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS!

what's brown and sticky.....................a stick.

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The mind boggels....