Ironworks Gaming Forum - Anti-Anomen Society Part II (originally by Kaltia)

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Alright, Antryg, you win this "poems, songs+insult Kaltia" competition :D
Wait a sec...I thought it was Anomen? *tuts* [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

In honor of the beauty and graciousness which is Kaltia (after all she said I won) I offer the following limerick.

Here is Kaltia who all know as a Ranger,
Who knew that a party with Anomen was danger.
So she buried him in France
after stealing his pants.
While Caleathis did wait in a manger.
"I knew it wasn't the best poem I'd written but I didn't have much time. I was falling straight down at a screaming 90 mph and the ground was coming up real fast." -Arlo Guthrie the "Pickle Song"

Actually, Antryg, it was VERY poor [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D
When days were old
And knights were bold
and c*nd*ms weren't invented
Ano wrapped a sock around his **** and ****** until contented :D

ANOMEN IS A POWERFULL CLERIC...
that is all i have to say... he is annoying but, powerful. So they cancel out.

[quote]Originally posted by antryg:
[QB] It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc).

EXCUSE ME?! I had a romance going will ALL THREE on BG., Viccy, Aeire AND Jaheria... Just what are you implying? I wish my heart *was* "pure" but it isn't. I'll get you for that latter Antryg. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Kaltia:
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

I can think of several reasons... [img]tongue.gif[/img] number 1; its whats inside that counts, not psychical appearences... altho, those ARE nice too [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ctually, 9, if you don't count the fighter side of him; Anomen is beaten hands-down by Viconia. She has awis of 18, making her the best NPC cleric in the game. *hugs Colin*

I suppose you are correct... But then again, I'll take Anomen over Viconia!

Quote:

Originally posted by Calaethis Dragonsbane:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by antryg:
[QB] It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc).

EXCUSE ME?! I had a romance going will ALL THREE on BG., Viccy, Aeire AND Jaheria... Just what are you implying? I wish my heart *was* "pure" but it isn't. I'll get you for that latter Antryg. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaltia:
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

I can think of several reasons... [img]tongue.gif[/img] number 1; its whats inside that counts, not psychical appearences... altho, those ARE nice too [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>

Obviously, I'm not going to win this one. Here I was trying to be nice to you after inflicting so much emotional pain on you (*hides and sits in shadowy corner*) and it isn't appreciated. All I was trying to do was lie and condemn my soul to the depths of hell to build you up for Kat. WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME! You just try to help a guy out by shovelling a mountain of s*** to impress a girl and you get no respect. I'm so depressed I can't even insult Anomen. [img]graemlins/bricks.gif[/img]

... :eek:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!