Drink leads to drunkenness, drunkenness leads to anger, anger leads to hate... hate leads to suffering.

OOC- In Kivan's case it leads to suffering for those near him.

What is the world coming to when you cant start a drunken brawl in a tavern?
Where's the bar man, I need drink!
Grumbles "that Elminsters always starting something...grrr"

Caleb manages to grab on to his throne of scone while flying through the air and elminster decides to give up and get back to hitting on angel.

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Caleb. Elminster is not hitting on Angel they are talking about all the times they had adventuring together.

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The Storm Queen appears at the bar, wonders if a bartender works here or just spends days bouncing unruly patrons.

Glancing around, she guesses the latter and sits to watch for a bit. Aglarond, being rather quite at the moment, she thinks she can use the entertainment.




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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

"HAHA thats what you think angel. That horny old man is just good with words and is trying to get in to your pantaloons".....caleb and his throne of scone go flying around the room.

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-19-2001).]

Hey Elminster toss him into the ceilling a few times just to knock some sense into him.


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Caleb why are you not on MSN

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As caleb's now battered remains slam into the wall to the right of the door,
the door creaks open to reveal a tall slender form standing in the portal.
Quiet settles over the common room, as the shadowy, semi-transperent figure glides into the room.
His dark grey, translucent robes, are undesturbed by the draft that runs through the bar. He hands his staff to the bartender, a great arc of energy springs from his palm to link with the staff, as if not wishing to relinquish this great and obviously powerful artifact.
As his cold, sterile gase flowes over the crowd, all the ruckus and chaos stops as wary eyes glance at this mysterious figure. His eyes settle on on person in particular: Melusine.

With an aura of power that betrays his tall, lean, and almost frail physique,
he moved across the room in her direction. Those who gazed upon this translusent figure could not say if his feet actually touched the ground or not...
His pace slowed as he neared Melusine, and soon came to a halt.
Subconsiously everyone held their breath at the sight of the archmagus towering over the still sitting Melusine.

To the astonishment of the entire tavern, the figure bent to one knee, took her hand in his and raised it to his lips. and he whispered in a clear, seemingly uncaring voice, that, though quiet, carried accross the entire common room like a tsunomi. "My lady," he said. "I am known as Malavon"
"Might i share a glass of elven wine with you?"


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The secret of destruction is simple...
Everything burns.

[This message has been edited by Malavon (edited 05-19-2001).]

greetings to all
ive been here for a couple days and hope to meet everyone
sorry for the long intro, but i had to show my character...
malavon

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The secret of destruction is simple...
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[This message has been edited by Malavon (edited 05-19-2001).]

Weclome to the Bar Malavon. My name name is Angel and these are my two life long friends Kors Bloodaxe and Elminster the Sage. In case you were wondering about my wings I am one of the Winged Elves from Evermeet.

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[This message has been edited by BladeMaster (edited 05-20-2001).]

Hey malavon my names caleb in and out of character.....angel just pasted those wings on to herselff but humor her.

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-20-2001).]

"You little sh*thead Caleb", Angel tells him do you want Elminster to bash you around again you little termit.

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Caleb the monk concentrates hard and forces elminster out of his mind and fell back to the ground......unfortunately he landed before his throne of scone and is now pinned under it. "Ohhhhhhh why did it have to land on THAT half of me"

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[This message has been edited by caleb (edited 05-20-2001).]

Elminster lifts the throne with a spell but before he does he tells Caleb to behave. Once Caleb agrees to that Elminster lifts throne up off of Caleb and puts the throne to rights.

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With all these new faces around its getting harder and harder to keep up with all the carry on but they wont get away with anything while im herehttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

artemis looks at his city map looking for the nearest ladys changing room. He'd had some good ideas what to use the hat for.

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tessa walks up to the bar and orders some evermeet ale just to try some. then she asks what artemises and her tab is seeing it hasn't ever been payed

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

Hello Cloudy!
Of course we have a bartender here, as a matter of fact, we have the best! Lord Shield is just taking a break from all these squabbling boneheads http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif for some time, but I'm sure he'll be at your service soon. Meanwhile, I'm sure our lovely barmaids Sil and Gamora will serve you any foods or drinks you can think of. May I suggest the Elvenmead with honey, a slice of lemon and a sprig of fairyflower? It's a personal favorite. Or perhaps some sparkle-ale is more to your liking? If you want anybody's underpants pulled over their heads just say so. After all, I'm the official Entertainment Elf around here, and I must say pulling killer's underpants over his head turned out very entertaining...teehee http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif
Artemis and Tessa, your bar tab has been paid once from that bag of gold, so it's not too bad yet. You can discuss the details with Lord Shield when he returns!
Oh, and Memnoch, if you frequent the bar incognito, don't get worked up on Ed Greenwood ok dear? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Let's just say some people have no taste http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 05-20-2001).]

Kivan returns with a large sack filled with dead gibberlings, he then takes a hammer and some nails and nails them to the ceiling.

After nailing the gibberlings to the ceiling he leaves again because he is still in the mood for a fight, and if he fights in the bar he will just lose his weapons.

Ok guys, I'm back here now! This happens everytime I go to sleep (UK time) - I wake up and there's another two and a half pages of people smacking each other around. I shall indeed have to check weapons at the door. I may enforce an Anti-Magic field, but I don't want to dampen the effects of healing or half my drinks
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Malavon, part of the bar has now got tropical/colourful plant life in it. Mel likes this area. I have just fitted some tables there (naturally grown rather than built - that's why they took so long to arrive). Mel is on the staff here. Her specialties are wedgies/atomic wedgies and bungee wedgies. She's the sweetest dutch fey you will ever meet
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I agree with the Ed Greenwood comments, but it's not Elminster's fault his creator was such a wazzock. In fact, Elminster here gets embarassed when you talk about that egocentric geek
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OK, EVERYONE! I said I'd try to recreate the Evermeet Ale but without the ridiculous price stamp it has at the moment. I call this version "Forever Beer". I'm dishing out free samples at the moment. Evermeet retails at 200gp a tankard (180 here), but this one should not cost more than 60, and I think it's just as good).

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i'd like ten tankards of evermeet ale for my hangover and enough beer to drown a water elemental . and i mean the real stuff. also whats my tab 'cos i might have to go to the "bank"*
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*i mean by this go out and mug people

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jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

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Judging by the amount you drank you might want to mug a dragon. BTW, I do accept unwanted magic items as payment too (I give normal full price for them REGARDLESS of Reputation)
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Hearing that Evermeet ale is on sale for 60 gp a tankard Kivan immediately runs back to the bar, and orders 20 flagons of "Forever Ale"

He pays with 5 diamonds, and then demands to get his Vorpal Blade back.

artemis says "damn i didn't want to do this" he pulls out a gem bag and tips 70 rogue stones on the counter and asks "is that enough of do you want more. i've got more".


(thats 350000 Gp in gems )

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jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

Is it called forever beer because its forever making you puke?
Or does the hangover last for eternity?

Ok, Kivan you get the sword back but keep it sheathed here or it melts!
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Blimey, Bruce. No need for that. You've got about 175 times the tab there
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I figure "Forever" was a pun on "Ever". Could always meen "Forever wanting more". I'm not sure about the hangovers. Only mortals get those, so you'll have to let me know

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"Ah, there we go. I feel much better after that bath. A lot seems to have gone on in this bar while I'm gone. Hi, I'm Draggor, fighter extraordinare. I bet you don't know many fighters that know a word like extraordinare. I've been around this baldurs gate block a few times which can get a bit confusing when I don't know what incarnation I am. Alright from now on I am the all conquering Draggor( who just happens to have been deleted off my hard drive and is back reliving past memories involving a bunch of Wolfweres and Baldurans ship.) Lots of new faces here though. Don't ruin the reputation of this place though. We should all get along together because...." Speech becomes muffled here as his underpants have been pulled over his head in the ultimate atomic wedgie.

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Hi all!
Melusine sure would like to try some of that Forever Ale! Lord Shield, please accept this pounch of Elven platinum coins as payment for the drinks and my lovely dress!
Hi Draggor...um...I'm sorry for that atomic wedgie http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/FRblush.gif... I thought you were someone else...blush...sorry! But hey, look on the bright side: at least your pants were clean after that bath...would've been a lot worse if you still wore those you were wearing the entire previous month... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/redface.gif

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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

Hey!!! I'm more hijenic than that thanks very much. Apology accepted. You seem to have scared off he of the psychotic tendencies who shall not be named. Maybe he suffocated on his own undies.

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After getting drunk(Once more http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif), Kivan picks up his Vorpal Blade and goes outside to slaughter some monsters.

Oh, in that case, sorry again! I thought that most adventurers were like peasants: after the harvest, they sew their underwear together and don't change it for the entire winter http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif I mean, when you're trudging through the wilderness on a quest, wearing full plate, I didn't expect you'd stop to change it http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
As for my first wedgie victim... I'm not sure whether he even got the joke... he was to busy raving the top of his head off (not to mention lopping off those of about a dozen others http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif)
Kivan, you can get drunk as much as you want for all I care, but if you get sick, you're d*mn well going to clean up your own mess http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/puke.gif I'm here for entertainment, not for cleaning up people's stomach contents! And Melusine hands Kivan a mop and a bucket of hot water. Just in case.... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Your voice is ambrosia

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 05-20-2001).]

ACtually, I've managed to train that earth elemental which 'cheesy Tom' summoned before he left. I think we'll call it "Pukey" as that will be its job (don't want to get your new dress mucky)
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I think Killer was put off when he got a ticking off about spam fro mMnemoch on a different thread. He did join our shopping spree, after all. I need to work on getting my own Rep back up after that horse-dung catapult fiasco
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BTW, I'm thinking of putting a creche centre in the other room. What do you guys think? Then Keldorn and others may visit too

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"How much is it to put my head under the spigot?"

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Kivan goes into the small jungle inside that bar and throws up behind some plants.

Gnome unsummoned elemental(still on marzz)(and summoned another one and put it in the bar that will obey all Gnomes commandes)

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I don't know where you got your new piccy from, but my PC now refuses to show anybody else's gifs

You have to be clean when you rent the best room in every inn you stay at.

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After a pleasant chat with Melusine, Malavon strides over to the counter and stares at Lord shield untill he notices.
"I would like a tankard of 'Forever Beer' please" he says. "OK, thatll be 180gp." Seeing Malavons lack of responce, he sighs and says "alright itll go on your tab, But, are you good for it? dont lie to me; I can see right thru you!"


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"Build your fortresses, your walled cities, your stone houses. Fill them with light and with music and laughter. I am accident. I am plague and pestilence. I am murder. I am intolerance. I am drought and famine, flood and gluttony. And you" Chaos raised the flaming ball, about to hurl it down onto them-"you are nothing!"---Chaos

My undies are pure, woven adamantite. Stain resistant but cause a considerable amount of chafing.

There's also the problem of them disintegrating everytime I go outside. Its costing me a fortune.

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no no no no no. 180gp is the Evermeet Ale. Forever Beer is 58gp a tankard and appears to have the same taste
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By the way, just noticed:
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The BG1 wizard whose three magical daughters you rob on Thief quest? The one who sends you on the Ice Isle quest in TOTSC? His name is SHANDALAR, same as the Twisted Rune lich. Are they meant to be one and the same?


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