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BladeMaster 05-11-2001 06:20 PM

Don't worry Angel is distracting him.

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Tancred 05-11-2001 06:22 PM

Malvolio watches the spectacle of the big bad thing with a raised eyebrow, a little fazed. He turns to his nearby foe, who, true to form, is still staring at the empty space left by the terrible apparition.
"Odd place. You drink here often?"
Tancred shakes himself out of whatever speculations he was speculating.
"Um, what? Don't look at me, I just came in for a pint."
The two arch-foes stand for a few moments, thinking.
"Did it seem to you," Malvolio goes on, "That that fellow being eaten looked a bit familiar?"

BladeMaster 05-11-2001 06:24 PM

Of course he looked familer because he was a bad little boy

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Melusine 05-12-2001 03:56 AM

Thanks for the distraction Angel, but I don't think Memnoch even heard it... so much for ever-vigilant, eh? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
Hey Memny, where are you??? You better get your *** over here quickly or I will tell everybody the secret about your sash......
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Bruce The Aussie 05-12-2001 04:09 AM

a human sized rift opens in the ceiling. Artemis falls though the rift onto the floor with a large spear sticking through his chest.

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BladeMaster 05-12-2001 04:18 AM

Angel runs over to Artemis and yells to the bartender we need healing over here on the double. One of the Clerics in the bar starts to cast a heal just as Angel slowly removes the spear from Artemis. The heal spell takes effect just as Angel finishes pull the spear out. Angel and the Cleric move Artemis to a booth and Agel asks him what happened

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Lord Shield 05-12-2001 09:06 AM

Lord Shield nods. A shower of glittering sparks flows from his hand to Artemis. As Angel pulls out the spear, the wound closes. He brings some water over to Artemis to help his recovery
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He also gets too EXCELLENT pints for Tancred and Malvolio
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Note: Out of Character, Lord Shield summoned Lord Sword for the effect of reducing hostilities between these two - common foe and all that /End Note
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Edwin pops into the bar, looking pleased (whether from turning male again, or out-running Minsc you are unsure - probably both). He gets a glass of wine and stands back chuckling at the Artemis/spear spectacle

Memnoch 05-12-2001 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BladeMaster:
Angel calls to Memnoch -batting her eyelashes at him- what to take a nice lady out for dinner.


Nah, I'm working. How can I keep an eye on you guys, eh? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Puppy dog eyes don't work anymore either, especially if they are accompanied by greedy drooling. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Tancred 05-12-2001 05:00 PM

Observant people might note a lot of alcohol is passing the way of a table in the corner, where a swashbuckler and a paladin are drinking copious amounts. Malvolio seems to be drunkenly meditating on the fickle nature of womankind, and how the love of his life left him for a chicken; one can only assume he's REALLY drunk. Tancred seems to be trying to cheer him up with a philosophical discussion on life, the universe and everything, paying particular attention to the vast amount of fish in the Seas. A golden bastard sword is singing drunkenly nearby, pausing on occasion to utter slurred but suggestive remarks to a pair of blacksteel longswords nearby. And, for this brief, perfect period in their scarred and bloody acquaintance, the hero and the anti-hero are at peace with each other.

BladeMaster 05-12-2001 05:29 PM

Sorry Melusine I tried to distract him but I don't think it worked

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Tancred 05-12-2001 05:33 PM

Blademaster, does this strike you as a coincidence and a half? We registered at the same time and we've got EXACTLY the same number of posts on those two posts above.

Tancred

No, I'm not from Canada.

BladeMaster 05-12-2001 05:36 PM

Just coincidence there Tancred

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Tancred 05-12-2001 05:43 PM

AAAAaaaaand again!

BladeMaster 05-12-2001 05:46 PM

my number of post is different now than yours

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BladeMaster 05-13-2001 04:14 AM

Hey Tancred did you get that sword drunk again

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Killer 05-13-2001 08:39 AM

i was not drunk when i slay her i slayed outside the bar and slayed her a long time a go i have her eyeballs whit me and i gonne give it to boo(go for the eyes boo go for the eyes)
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Killer 05-13-2001 08:40 AM

i was not drunk when i slay her i slayed outside the bar and slayed her a long time a go i have her eyeballs whit me and i gonne give it to boo(go for the eyes boo go for the eyes)and remember i am a crazy psychopat
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death is the way of life Killer

Killer 05-13-2001 08:43 AM

i was not drunk when i slay her i slayed outside the bar and slayed her a long time a go i have her eyeballs whit me and i gonne give it to boo(go for the eyes boo go for the eyes)and remember i am a crazy psychopat
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death is the way of life Killer

Killer 05-13-2001 08:50 AM

and i car not if you belive me adventure i have been dead for millenims as a death knigth(a good one)and soon return to my realm in the planes
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death is the way of life Killer

Draggor 05-13-2001 10:10 AM

Draggor walks down from his room, sees the destruction wrought to the bar, sees killer, shakes his head, sighs and then heads back upstairs. One of the barmaids follows him.

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Bruce The Aussie 05-13-2001 03:16 PM

Artemis slowly sits up and explains what happens to angel. "i was just minding my own business walking through the underwater city and some Sahuagin just attacked me. it had nothing to do with the fact i had killed there king the prince and half there race. the jumped me from behind hit me on the head i turned and i had a spear rammed through my chest. so i opened a portal quickly and fell in"

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Lord Shield 05-13-2001 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bruce The Aussie:
Artemis slowly sits up and explains what happens to angel. "i was just minding my own business walking through the underwater city and some Sahuagin just attacked me. it had nothing to do with the fact i had killed there king the prince and half there race. the jumped me from behind hit me on the head i turned and i had a spear rammed through my chest. so i opened a portal quickly and fell in"


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Not to worry. Lord Raptor wiped out Sahuagin City too. Have you not the armour for tanking? If not, backstab-run-hide-and-repeat is good
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Killer, try not to spam please. My powers have allayed Mnemoch, but triple-posted dream sequences do not a good thread make.
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Tancred, would Malvolio be talking about a certain female drow perchance? Not to worry, there's plenty more fish-women in the see. How about Phaere? I could recall her from the other side for him.

BladeMaster 05-13-2001 04:57 PM

It was a good thing you can to the bar then Artemis so we could help.

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Killer 05-14-2001 02:25 AM

sorry but it lagged so much that i haved to to it agien and agien

Killer 05-14-2001 02:26 AM

ahhhhhhhhhhh the sweet carnage
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Killer 05-14-2001 03:22 AM

and that was not a dream outside the bar is not a dream is it realaty
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Killer 05-14-2001 03:25 AM

then killer open a portal to a plane and jump in and close after him(not a dream!not drunk!)to the undead wally
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Killer 05-14-2001 08:30 AM

then the open open and Killer says come now (the demon knigth aaaaaaaaa MUST FINISH BEER:NO COME NOW (the demon knight look sadly and sighs andand cut the table whith sadnas okok only....what the..
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death is the way of life Killer

Killer 05-14-2001 09:12 AM

it boring to sit here and wait to andswer so do some home sites
www.rotten.com
www.mongo.supermariolangben.gris.as

Killer 05-14-2001 09:31 AM

demon come no and get your demon sword+10 then a another demon ghit walks in and says aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and chanlange Killers demon knight they are i fighting pochision and cuts aadn...

Lord Shield 05-14-2001 05:23 PM

And both disappear in a puff of smoke!
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The bartender was delayed due to a combination of job interview and BG1 marathon. Incidentally ,we've seen that rotten site at work before. Used to be something else. oh well

BladeMaster 05-14-2001 05:28 PM

Finally Angel can enjoy her soup with without being interupted.

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Lord Shield 05-14-2001 05:45 PM

I hope you like the cinnamon in the soup. Just a pinh, but perfect for waking yourself up, short of a tankard of Red Bull

BladeMaster 05-14-2001 05:52 PM

Its supposed to be allspice

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Lord Shield 05-14-2001 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by BladeMaster:
Its supposed to be allspice


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Not a favourite of mine, to be honest.
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Jan, put that turnip down please!
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sheesh!


BladeMaster 05-14-2001 07:27 PM

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It makes Angel remember about the comical myth of Aerdrie Faenya creating pumpkins from the heads of slain orcs so elves might show their foes economy by using their heads far more than they ever did
That is why it supposed to be allspice

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Draggor 05-15-2001 02:22 AM

How can all of these Bhaal children still be around. The prophecies say that we're all going to kill each other in a great war. I say we get killer first. His demon ate my lunch.

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Killer 05-15-2001 02:30 AM

i kill you before you even lift a finger i have been dead for milleiums and (the demon eat draagors food and flame it DEMON!!!!!come troght rthe portal goddamnit!
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Killer 05-15-2001 02:49 AM

the great war soon will come
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Killer 05-15-2001 02:56 AM

ahhhhhhhh the sweet carnage i missed it bloodwill flood death will come quick (now can i kill that arganisk gath


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