<font color="cadetblue">The workers ran out of asphalt.

Why were ninjas dishonorable?</font>

[ 11-11-2002, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: Lord Lothar ]

Ninja's aren't dishonorable. You're just not cool enough to be one. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You see tapes strewn all over the road because it is a conspiracy by the makers of CDs and DVDs to take over the world.

Why can't we all just get along?

<font color="cadetblue">We're too lazy.

Why is apple pie made of apples?</font>

Because there wasn't any moose available.

Why is it so cold in Canada?

Becuz if it was made out of anything else it would just be silly.

Why is someone in the kitchen with Dina?

Because it's apple pie.

What are McDonalds burgers made out of?

I think the question is, why wouldn't someone be in the kitchen with Dina? [img]smile.gif[/img] ;)

Why is it so cold in Canada?

[ 11-11-2002, 08:09 PM: Message edited by: Lord Starshadow ]

<font color="cadetblue">So people can freeze their tongues onto flagpoles.

Why did Hitler attack Russia?</font>

<font color="cadetblue">You don't want to know. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Actually I do like them a lot...

See other post for the question</font>

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Why did Hitler attack Russia?</font>

A need for canned Cheese

What the square root of a pineapple?