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Epona 04-26-2002 09:45 AM

Ah Davros, I've never used the soap treatment, but I heard it seriously backfired on one person who tried it because they used one of these trendy new bars of soap with a slice of grapefruit in the middle. Seems the grapefruit interfered somehow with the aura projected by the protectorate, with the result that all paranormal activities within the house were in fact increased several times. I'm not sure if this is a specific effect for grapefruit, or if any fruit chunks within the soap could cause similar problems.

It might be an idea for SomeGuy to check his bathroom carefully for any trendy soaps containing pieces of whole fruit, because they could be exacerbating the problem. Stick with plain unscented soap to be on the safe side.

[ 04-26-2002, 09:51 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]

Bahamut 04-26-2002 09:46 AM

I personally want to be normal with it, but then I don't how I will react if I actually saw one.. ALONE. if it was me and a friend I would sure be afraid, but not that freaked out.. unless he/she runs screaming all over the place... but if it was just me... yikes...

Davros 04-26-2002 09:52 AM

Cloudy,

When trying to hide your identity in future, you should not be so obviously elaborate in your description as to who the story is about - sheesh, we are all fairly level headed logical and analytical people on this thread - do you really expect us to belive this "neighbour's friends brother" bit.

Anyway, so you were saying you used to wear this eyepatch and you thought you were seeing things like little furry creatures .... and you really were? Can I just say most people wear glasses or contact lenses when they want to see things more clearly Cloudlet. And if your purpose was to see less clearly then might I recommend a few good bottles of wine. This chromium eyepatch method sounds just a wee bit pretentious and ostentatious if you ask me.

I hope you are over your skunk problems now - was there anything regarding the paranormal that I could assist you with?

[ 04-26-2002, 09:56 AM: Message edited by: Davros ]

Cloudbringer 04-26-2002 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Cloudy,

When trying to hide your identity in future, you should not be so obviously elaborate in your description as to who the story is about - sheesh, we are all fairly level headed logical and analytical people on this thread - do you really expect us to belive this "neighbour's friends brother" bit.

Anyway, so you were saying you used to wear this eyepatch and you thought you were seeing things like little furry creatures .... and you really were? Can I just say tost people wear glasses or contact lenses when they want to see things more clearly Cloudlet. And if your purpose was to see less clearly then might I recommend a few good bottles of wine. This chromium eyepatch method sounds just a wee bit pretentious and ostentatious if you ask me.

I hope you are over your skunk problems now - was there anything regarding the paranormal that I could assist you with?

It was the neighbor, really, Davros! And a few weeks ago they found... ugh.. the dead skunk. But it had been dead for a LONG LONG time the animal control officer said, so like it must have been stuck on this plane... umm.. so can you tell me how they would send it back? Cuz my neighbor swears the eyepatch worked! You really think it didn't help? *waits in patient awe of the paranormal guru's valuable ideas*

SomeGuy 04-26-2002 09:58 AM

Ok i figured out what the ghostly figure.I did some thinking and I looked outside and saw that the streetlights from outside made light go through my window and onto the door.There was no ghost threre at all the reason it disapeared was because I stood up and got in the lights way.The other stuff i'm still researching.

mreball 04-26-2002 09:58 AM

Just say no to drugs.

Davros 04-26-2002 10:09 AM

Cloudy,

Until you let go this fiction of the neighbours brothers whatsit I am not going to be able to help very much. I can feel the negative pessamism energy flowing from your aura into your post. I can tell that you're feeling guilty and by the sounds of things, it all hinges around your failure to acknowledge the appalling neglect that your garden has undergone over the past few months. So you found this dead squirrel, and your shocked that it has obviously been out there for sooooooooo long. It seems to me that you are mentally creating the paranormal experience to block out the intense guilt associated with the many months of garden neglect.

The chromium eyepatch is not one of the 13 holistic barriers I am afraid.

SomeGuy 04-26-2002 10:11 AM

I'M AN 11 YEAR OLD WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DRUGS AND WHY THE HECK WOULD I WANT TO DO DRUG!!!!!!!!!!?????

Cloudbringer 04-26-2002 10:37 AM

Hey.. Good for you, SomeGuy, I have to tell you that's pretty cool in my book! [img]smile.gif[/img] I also think your prayers are not wasted, dear. So keep them up, no matter what else happens. And I'm glad you are seeing that sometimes things can look different than they truly are. The light from outside must have hit your walls the wrong way and you thought you saw something that isn't really there. It happens.. just be glad you know what it really was. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Now.. Davros! Sigh.. Ok, ok.. I admit to leaving all my weeding to the last minute. *sheepshly hangs head in shame* And I never moved the overcrowded daylilies... sniffle... I'm such a lazy gardener.. no wonder ghost skunks walk my yard... ;)

[ 04-26-2002, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: Cloudbringer ]

Donut 04-26-2002 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
No no no no no no no no NO - not just ANY foil - it must be silver foil. And have you checked your coat hangers yet as my good friend Donut has suggested. Siler foil as I mentioned earlier is very rare...... so:

Another alternative is take a spare bar of ordinary household soap. Select one end, and cut the corners at 45 degree angles so that you have one pointed end that is precisely a right angle (take your time and be accurate). The shape is now, what is referred to as the Paranormal Protectorate (which in reality is a 5 corniced sophistiric pentacle). At the very tip of that top right angle you place a grain of salt (sea salt is best). In the bottom right hand corner a grain of sugar, bottom left a pepper kernel (any colour), on the right truncate a leaf of basil (fresh is always best), and on the left truncate a vanilla seed.

Now Downunda - note the total absence of any garlic - as I indicated before this is NOT ABOUT any ficticious damned VAMPIRES!!!!

OK - you place this bar of soap in your family letterbox slot - not to annoy the postman, but to create an intense band or aura of protection around the address. As I alluded to before, there are potent potent anti paranormal forces known as holistic barriers - you now know of two of them.

Good luck - and DO IT NOW!!!!!!

No No No Davros - you are getting confused with lycanthropes. You need a SILVER bullet to kill a werewolf but an aluminium bullet will kill a poltergeist.


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