Kivan sneaks along the battlements of Encard and Plague's sandfortress, he saw Encard and Plague standing on the battlements, pelting passersby with water balloons.

Kivan snuck up on them and shoved them off the battlements, but he grabbed a hold of their underwear as they went over, he then tied their underwear to the battlements, for and Ultrawedgie.

Leaving Encard and Plague dangling, Kivan returned to the Bar.

Just to keep it in context, I don't intend the bar to become an RP thread again. Having everybody join in is better than 5 or 6

Tiddles a feline? :O:O:O:O - I must remember that one for the guys at work ~snigger~

A chicken waddles into the bar with a female dark elf by his side. The chicken has glowing red eyes and an assortment of weaponry

Lord Shield looks at them. "Lord Raptor, Viconia. Didn't expect you two to arrive since Lord Raptor became the new God of Murder. Will you want your usual?"

Lord Raptor: ~cluck~ ~buk~ ~bukAAAA~ ~cluck~

"Of course. Your Constitution is stronger is it not. Here you go" and plonks a HUGE tankard of dwarven stout in front of the Chicken (plus his saucer of bird seed)



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Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness

*Watches DM as she makes her way over to him, dizzy with the fatal combination of her and the wine. As she sits down the somewhat inebriated young wizard begins to ramble as is wont to those who overdo it with regards to alcohol. But does DM realise that this is all part of his dastardly trick....* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

Don't worry LS, this won't go on for much longer. It's almost my bed time, anyhow http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif



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After being out for almost a whole page, Legolas recoveres his senses and looks around the unknown room, unable to find his weapons but enriched with a lump on the head, several bruises and a serious headache. Slowly he makes his way out of the room, removing some all-too-obvious folds from his dark-green clothes in the process.

The Nushruu at the bar is gone, and two men, twins by the look of it, are in it's place. Two couples are sitting at the tables, and Legolas vaguely rememberes how there used to be only two sandcastles.

He orders another extra-minty shielder, an xx this time.
Someone has obviously made a mistake, he thought, as two Shielders are brought. Ah well, second one must be on the house.

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings
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[This message has been edited by Legolas the Elven Archer (edited 10-23-2001).]

Oooooh! It's my favourite chicken and his evil Drow b... um, lady. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
*handfeeds Lord Raptor some birdseed and winks at Viconia*

DM and SA, do you want me to reserve the bridesuite for the night? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!
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Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

"Whyever are you looking at me like that?" Breanna smiles. ~Inwardly, she's waiting for the axe to drop.~

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Well actually I haven't got anything planned for you. I just wanted to sit with you awhile as I love being in your company http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

LS preps the bridesuite for them and secretly takes bets with Mel as to how long before they're in it http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Ironworks Dark General
BG2 Tavern Keeper
King of Pointlessness

~DragonMage settles down a bit, dropping her guard ever so slightly.~
"What a sweet thing to say." http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif "What now? More studying?"

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*