Uhm, Russell Crowe in lingerie?!? gees thats a nasty picture.
what kind of beer and who's playing? Maybe you could just turn up the volume on the tv? or maybe cameron could bring u more beer when u need it? or she could perhaps play football for you... ack!!

Neither.

Substitute the beer for a case of good Red Wine, Baltiks or Apple Schnappes and I'm tempted, but substitute Diaz for a woman I love and it's no contest. As I said before If you don't love sex you aren't doing it right.

Hmm. So either I can go home to my apartment, or have sex with Cameron Diaz? Not too hard a choice, I'd say. I'm not that stupid. : )

Call me wierd, but Diaz does't do it for me.

Truly? She's the only reason i went to see Charlie's Angels for!

What can I say, beauty's in the eye of the beholder (hmmn.... sounds like a game title).

Got....to....get...out... Testosterone levels too high....drowning....must escape.....

Hey, we haven't even gotten to the 'how high up can you piss on the urinal' competition.

Russell Crowe?? No thank you. I would prefer beer.

Both are fatal.