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Sodomatic Goat 11-04-2002 09:33 AM

I played straight from BG I to BG II also, but personally I hated Khalid in BG I and killed him myself so I could keep Jaheira for myself... he he, so I'm glad I could be without him in BG II... but I agree that Xan is totally cool too... but I don't hate Irenicus, I would like him to join me if possible, but that would have me to make a evil party and I always play goody goodys... he he
I hate Bodhi though...

antryg 11-04-2002 10:20 PM

As I continue my game in self-flagelation and doing penance. I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat (I know that I have an evil sense of humor. :D ) grows apace. Do games mirror reality?
(How about that, I've managed to insult 2 people with 1 post. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] )

Anomen and a duck go into a pub. The bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here." "His type get killed off pretty quickly. If they would just keep their mouths shut they would probably live longer." the duck replied.

Balhifet 11-04-2002 10:39 PM

Anomen watching Haer'Dalis in a play:

By the Eye of Helm! That tiefling-man is..... cute.

The Nine Hells with that Jaheira. She's too bossy and long-winded. Always babbling about how she loves the forest blah, blah, dribble, dribble, dribble..
She always plays like a disciplined old woman but ending up like a Copper Coronet Harlot. You want an NPC with nice CHA? Try Keldorn or Haer'Dalis.

Gypsey 11-05-2002 01:09 AM

Why oh why is Annoyingman our only choise??? What about Minsc? Or Jan, or ....... ANYone else???? It's just not fair, if you don't have the Kelsey mod.
Annoyingman is the reason I play a male, I came across him in the C.C when I was female, played about a half hour, then got so frustrated with him I had to go to great lengths. I actually started a new game, and went through Irenicuses boring dungeon AGAIN as a male, just to get away from being romanced by Annoyingman.
So I romanced Aerie instead. Awwww, isn't she just the cutest???

purre 11-05-2002 02:03 PM

Hah Hah Hah!!!!!!!!
This anti-Anomen page is GREAT!!!!
I havent had this much fun since my "worst party" game!!!!!
Specially those poems and haikus are great fun!

Angelousss 11-05-2002 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by Gypsey:
Why oh why is Annoyingman our only choise??? What about Minsc? Or Jan, or ....... ANYone else???? It's just not fair, if you don't have the Kelsey mod.
Annoyingman is the reason I play a male, I came across him in the C.C when I was female, played about a half hour, then got so frustrated with him I had to go to great lengths. I actually started a new game, and went through Irenicuses boring dungeon AGAIN as a male, just to get away from being romanced by Annoyingman.
So I romanced Aerie instead. Awwww, isn't she just the cutest???

Well Minsc, I don't don't think he really realizes women are good for things other than magic, and fighting
The bioware seems to have had this thing w/ inter-height dating. so jan's out on that basis plus he's in love w/ another
Spoiler bout edwin
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he becomes female kinda ruining the romance oppurtunity
Valgyr would have been more intresting if he was romancable
Keldorn is kinda past his prime from a romantic point of view

Kaltia 11-06-2002 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by antryg:
I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat
It's okay, thanks to baldurdash my crappy sorc Antryg is sharing the blankets with both jaheira and Aerie at the same time ^ ^

Kaltia 11-07-2002 04:02 PM

A take on a coral performed by a bored, maths-hating Kaltia :D
We three Anos of Oriont are,
Ano in the bath
Ano under the bar
Ano on a scooter
Blowing his hooter
and smoking a big reef-a [img]tongue.gif[/img]

antryg 11-07-2002 11:28 PM

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Originally posted by Kaltia:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by antryg:
I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat

It's okay, thanks to baldurdash my crappy sorc Antryg is sharing the blankets with both jaheira and Aerie at the same time ^ ^</font>[/QUOTE]I'll admit to be a crappy sorc but you need to work harder at insulting me. I mean, I get to "share blankets" with Jah and Aerie at the same time. I wish my real life was half as exciting. I don't care what you think about them it would hardly be punishment. It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc). http://www.plauder-smilies.de/knuddel.gif

antryg 11-07-2002 11:32 PM

set to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.
Your speeches make my stomache heave.
Your whiney voice makes my eardrums bleed.
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.


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