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Lioness 09-07-2001 08:45 PM

You get paid in cookies if you finish your dutieSSS. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Jerome 09-07-2001 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
You get paid in cookies if you finish your dutieSSS. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


Did i notice a "S" at the end of Duty?
I though all i had to do was sweep the floor! :O


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Lioness 09-07-2001 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerome:
Did i notice a "S" at the end of Duty?
I though all i had to do was sweep the floor! :O


Yeah, that's all, and you just have to mop,too. Oh, adn doing the dishes won't hurt either. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Maybe, while you're at it you could make coffee and tea? And just repaint that wall, it's looking a little shabby. You might want to redo the floorboards while you're at it, just so they match.
That's all. for now. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Jerome 09-07-2001 08:54 PM

*sigh*

What did i do to deserve this? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

*starts scrubbing...*



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Lioness 09-07-2001 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerome:
*sigh*

What did i do to deserve this? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif

*starts scrubbing...*



hang on, I'll check. *rumages through file drawer labeled "Things Jerome has done to deserve punishment" inside is a folder stuffed to the brim with papers*


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Jerome 09-07-2001 09:07 PM

It's a conspiricy! They're out to get me!

I;m just an innocent scottish lad really! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Lioness 09-07-2001 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerome:
It's a conspiricy! They're out to get me!

I;m just an innocent scottish lad really! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

*coughyeahrightcough*

Innocent?!?! In our first conversation you forced me to eat haggis!!!!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/eek.gif

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Jerome 09-07-2001 09:12 PM

actually i talked you into TOUCHING haggis... a few weeks later i'm scrubbing your floors....

something wrong with that picture? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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Lioness 09-07-2001 09:13 PM

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/ponder.gif um...no.
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

Jerome, since you are no longer a paladin, what are you now? Besides a servant boy, that is. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Jerome 09-07-2001 09:16 PM

My official Job title is:


Fallen paladin extrordinaré,
King of Caps-Lock,
Master of all arch-nemisiships,
Semi official pest of IW,
Evil bugger of the OHF.

But mainly I'm a Fallen Paladin. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
However i'm sur you'd like to add some things to that list...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif


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Lioness 09-07-2001 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jerome:
My official Job title is:


Fallen paladin extrordinaré,
King of Caps-Lock,
Master of all arch-nemisiships,
Semi official pest of IW,
Evil bugger of the OHF.

But mainly I'm a Fallen Paladin. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
However i'm sur you'd like to add some things to that list...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif


Sure:

Loyal Knight of Lioness
Undying Servant of Lioness
Faithful Knave of Lioness
Steadfast Slave of Lioness

That's all for now. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Jerome 09-07-2001 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
Sure:

Loyal Knight of Lioness
Undying Servant of Lioness
Faithful Knave of Lioness
Steadfast Slave of Lioness

That's all for now. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


*bows*

Y'know... today started so well..... something odd has happened here.... but i'll be buggered if i know what.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

*shrugs and continues polishing*


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Lioness 09-07-2001 09:28 PM

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...l_laughter.gif
teeheehee...all goeth well. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Lioness 09-07-2001 10:32 PM

G'night everyone! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif
Gotta hit the sack. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/sd3.gif

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SSJ4Sephiroth 09-07-2001 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
Yeah, that's all, and you just have to mop,too. Oh, adn doing the dishes won't hurt either. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Maybe, while you're at it you could make coffee and tea? And just repaint that wall, it's looking a little shabby. You might want to redo the floorboards while you're at it, just so they match.
That's all. for now. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


YES! COFFEE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! COOOOOOFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GIMME!!! mmm... yum... theres too much blood in my caffeine system now! gah!

o, and g'night Lioness. see ya tomorrow, i guess... heh, that rhymed...

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Moridin 09-08-2001 02:52 AM

Is anybody still here...here...here...oh well I guess I will just pour myself a small drink and then hit the sack

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Moridin 09-08-2001 02:53 AM

If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it does it make any noise?

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Moridin 09-08-2001 02:55 AM

If a member falls in the cafe and nobody is around to see them did they really fall?

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Moridin 09-08-2001 02:57 AM

If two dinosaurs come out of the woods into a clearing and another two dinosaurs come out of the woods into the same clearing...there are four dinosaurs, even though we were not there to witness it and dinosaurs are too stupid to add!

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Moridin 09-08-2001 03:04 AM

If you put a cat in the box and keep it there for 10 days, you do not know for certain if the cat is alive or dead until you open the box! This is the uncertainity principle http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Moridin 09-08-2001 03:05 AM

You cannot know both the position and velocity of a particle at any moment in time. This is the basis for quantum mechanics http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Moridin 09-08-2001 03:07 AM

If I continue to post like this will people call me a http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/spam1.gifer or will they just think I am insane http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no.../hollering.gif

I think I will go to bed now http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Good night everyone....or Good morning to everyone depending on who reads this next!

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Kaz 09-08-2001 06:57 AM

Good noon Moridin! Er... I think we have to switch Cafes again... Where's Cloudy? Or Lioness?

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Lioness 09-08-2001 07:04 AM

Yeah, Kaz, you're right. I was gonna do it last night, but it was getting late. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Hop on over to the new thread here:
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...ML/002976.html

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Cloudbringer 09-08-2001 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moridin:
If a member falls in the cafe and nobody is around to see them did they really fall?

Nope.. but I'll put a blanket over you and let you sleep it off! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


Cloudy


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onthepequod 09-08-2001 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Moridin:
If a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it does it make any noise?



Not in Minnesota. It's too cold for sound to travel! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif


Before anyone goes and points out that sound actually travels better in cold weather......I know. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


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Lioness 09-08-2001 10:46 AM

Hi Onthepequod! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif
How are you doing? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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onthepequod 09-08-2001 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
Yeah, that's all, and you just have to mop,too. Oh, adn doing the dishes won't hurt either. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Maybe, while you're at it you could make coffee and tea? And just repaint that wall, it's looking a little shabby. You might want to redo the floorboards while you're at it, just so they match.
That's all. for now. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif


Jerome,

Herre's a little tip from one who is married. Do every thing she asks for with alacrity. Respond to her requests with a smile while saying "I live solely to do your bidding." But when it comes to doing the task make little mistakes. It is important to note that these mistakes must be small as to not be obvious but significant enough to deter her from asking again. If at first you fail rest assured you will get another chance. For example:

She asked you to mop. So mop with a smile on your face, a snap in your step, and a small trace of tar on the sole of your right shoe.

She asked you to do the dishes. So do the dishes to the best of your ability. Dry them and then put them away in the wrong place. Note, you must be able to convince her you actaully thought the dishes go where you put them but the harder you make it for her to find them the better for you.

She asked you to make coffee. So make coffee......without a filter.

She asked you to repaint the walls. So go get paint and paint those walls. I think camouflage would look nice don't you?

I think you get the picture. Now go enjoy yourself! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


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Lioness 09-08-2001 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by onthepequod:
Jerome,

Herre's a little tip from one who is married. Do every thing she asks for with alacrity. Respond to her requests with a smile while saying "I live solely to do your bidding." But when it comes to doing the task make little mistakes. It is important to note that these mistakes must be small as to not be obvious but significant enough to deter her from asking again. If at first you fail rest assured you will get another chance. For example:

She asked you to mop. So mop with a smile on your face, a snap in your step, and a small trace of tar on the sole of your right shoe.

She asked you to do the dishes. So do the dishes to the best of your ability. Dry them and then put them away in the wrong place. Note, you must be able to convince her you actaully thought the dishes go where you put them but the harder you make it for her to find them the better for you.

She asked you to make coffee. So make coffee......without a filter.

She asked you to repaint the walls. So go get paint and paint those walls. I think camouflage would look nice don't you?

I think you get the picture. Now go enjoy yourself! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif Bad, bad pequod!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Then Jerome will do these til he does them right. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Kaz 09-08-2001 11:00 AM

Peoples, hop over to the new thread, willya?

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onthepequod 09-08-2001 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
Hi Onthepequod! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/xyxwave.gif
How are you doing? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



Well! Thank you for asking. And yourself Lioness? Feasted on any gazele lately? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Its good to see you again. I trust CloudSparkle has not been too bad of an influence on you. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


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onthepequod 09-08-2001 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lioness:
http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/nono.gif Bad, bad pequod!! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif Then Jerome will do these til he does them right. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


You'll be amazed at how much fun males can have with doing tasks incorrectly. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif



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