Your go, Zink

Here's a toughish one for you all:

"Gentlemen, allow me to clarify my position. Morally speaking, using hidden cameras in the women's shower, taking shots of them, subbing themselves with mounds of foam, without their permission. Morally speaking, I’m speaking morally here...I’m all in favour. "

[ 02-09-2006, 05:04 AM: Message edited by: Zink Whistlefly ]

Search me. *shrugs*

I'm stumped as well :(

I'll give you all a clue - it's in Series 8...

Krytie TV

Correct! Your quote Dragonshadow.

"Something's inside me and it wants to get out"

Wow, that's got me well and truly stumped!

It was in a later series

How about another clue or quote from the same episode, dragonshadow? Just to keep this thread up. [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Don't be alarmed sir, it's just my penis is on the loose"

"Something's inside me and it wants to get out" That is a Cat quote,
"Don't be alarmed sir, it's just my penis is on the loose"
And this is a Kryten one, from season 8, Pete part 2 I think.

Your go target

OK, a nice easy one

"Pass me a 14B Lister"

How could we forget? I believe the answer is "The End," and this is the first quote from the first episode.

That's correct Szass. One of my favourite epps that one.
Your turn.

Ok, here's the next quote,

"After intensive investigation, comma, of the markings on the alien pod, comma, it has become clear, comma, to me, comma, that we are dealing, comma, with a species of awesome intellect, colon."
"Good. Perhaps they might be able to give you a hand with your punctuation."

Waiting for God. Rimmer conversing on his study of the quagaas.

Correct Sever, you're up.

Ok, gimme a minute to dig out an old RD tape and i'll have the next quote up soon. [img]smile.gif[/img]

*Edit: New quote:


"Is that a new suit you're wearing? Boy, you're looking sharper than a page of Oscar Wilde witticisms that's been rolled up into a point, dipped in lemon juice and jabbed into someone's eye."

"Wow! That's sharp!"

[ 03-21-2006, 09:34 AM: Message edited by: Sever ]

Hehe that's definately Ace Rimmer talking to Cat, but I'm not 100% sure on the episode. I'll plunge for Series 7 - Stoke Me A Clipper?

Certainly is. Quote away, Zink. [img]smile.gif[/img]

OK, don't think we've had this one yet:

<span style="color: #ffcc33">"Sir they've taken Mr Rimmer - SIR THEY'VE TAKEN MR RIMMER!!"

<span style="color: #ffffff">"Quick let's get out of here before they bring him back!"

Kryten and then Cat, is it Holoship?

Right you are Madman :D

You're up

Argh doing overtime shifts at work this week :eek: but will get a fiendish quote up tomorrow!

Ok heres the new quote,

''What? are you saying Red Dwarfs gonna blow?''

''Yes and in less time than it takes a Norwegian to buy ski boots!''

[ 03-31-2006, 10:15 AM: Message edited by: Madman-Rogovich ]

Bodyswap?

Nope, sorry dude [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ok there hasn't been much interest in this thread lately so I'm gonna fire up another quote

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''Well, I dont know if the Nobel prize people run a fruit section but if they do you've got to be this years hot tip. Gentlemen history beckons, you'll be famous, they'll build you're statues, they'll even name towns after you.. Dorksville springs instantly to mind.'' [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

I'll have a stab at the first quote: Demons and Angels with a conversation between Lister and Holly?

Yep Zink you're up, tho the conversation was between lister and kryten [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ah so it was [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here's today's quote:

"Everybody knows you only use the AR machine to have sex"

Ah, a classic, Gunmen of the Apocalypse. Voted the best episode I believe.

Right you are. You're up Szass [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ok, here's the new quote:

"This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also his punishment."

Any takers?

Aye, is it Justice from series 4 ;) ?

Correct Madman!

I believe the turn is yours.