Gangrell, you can't do that. I'm the leader of this whole hostage situation! I'm telling you what happens, not the other way around!! :D

Now go look for gorgeous damsels!

*SomeGuy whispers something*

.. er yes, gorgeous damsels in scad clothing, that is! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Take a hike Link, I'm a leader, not a follower, I'll fight this with you till hell freezes over and dogs run Ironworks :D

*Dons his uniform and little tactical pointer for his map.*

Penguins, today, will be the greatest day of your lives. The war with the polar bears is over and I know you've all been waiting for another fight since! Now is your chance! Rise up my fluffy pets! Take to the boards! Destroy all those that oppose you! Take hostages, too! Go my Penguins! GO!

*Penguins march off quacking some Penguiny fight song.*

Ease up on the violence, will you SomeGuy. We want loyal followers, not an angry mob of penguin-hating posters. They should understand that this hostage situation can be solved by meeting the demands (which can be found at page 1) :D

And Gangrell, you might be a leader, but I don't see you leading anything. Maybe that rogue icecream truck was your doing, but if that was your only attempt, I think your contribution to this situation will just smother away until history has come to realise you were one of those non-important people.

*curses* Damn, there goes my imagination again! :D

War it is then? So be it...

*commands the forces of SoA and ToB in this new Twisted Metal style truck*

Go forth my beasties, let the (bleep)ing like rabbit penguins know only one thing, it will take more than numbers and a assload of hormones to save them! Go forth!

*launches plastic penguins loaded with stink grenades*

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And Link, it will take more than a sorry attempt at a thread from sheer boredom to make you remembered in Ironworks [img]tongue.gif[/img]

So the plan is we leave Gangrell on his lil' island of SoA, but then who are the penguins going to fight?

*Also gets uniform and tactical pointer*

Cones...

(Yes, the cones have been brought alive)

...go with the penguins and help them destroy anyone who stands in your path.

*smiles weakly* [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

See what this is Gangrell?

....

Really good, it's a mouse pointer. Now look closer... where's it hovering?

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Correct! The report post button! Now what could happen if I'd click that button?

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You'd be reported! This must be one of your smarter days!! Now call back your army of ... things, and stay quiet! I've already given you your SoA island to play with, next time I won't be that generous! [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D

Who are we going to fight? No one for now. We just want blue feathered pillows, gorgeous damsels in scad clothing and all that!

This never was about hurting anyone! But he (*points at Gangrell*) forced our back-up army into action! It's him you should blame! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey Link, what's this? [img]graemlins/finger2.gif[/img]

Now, ask me if I care [img]tongue.gif[/img]