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Zebodog 06-03-2005 11:14 PM

Nice comeback Vaskez...

Talking like Yoda? Who said anything about talking like Yoda? A Star Wars geek me thinks you are! :D

Vaskez 06-03-2005 11:15 PM

err...comeback? It wasn't supposed to be...unless you're being sarcastic in which case it was too subtle for me [img]tongue.gif[/img]

and err...yeah I've seen each star wars movie exactly once, except episode 1 which I haven't seen. If that classifies me as a star wars geek, then yeah sure, whatever

Charlie 06-03-2005 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
Of course I can never hope to reach your level of wit. Keep basking in your glory of the shoppe of shite from about 3 years ago which is your only post that anyone ever remembered.


That'll be one more than you then, and again, you'd be so very very wrong, jealousy is an awful thing, thanks for mentioning that post of mine, I never have.

Incidentally, you don't have to hide as an anonymous reader on the forums, and no one hates you, leastways not as far as I know. I personally hate bullies, particularly the big mouth bastards who think they're witty and clever but when broken down they fluster and flounder.....works every time.

I'm not your enemy Vaskez, in fact I find you rather likeable, I kind of thought you were taking the piss firstly out of Q'alooaith and then Wendy, I'm not the kind of bloke that will watch that without intervening.

[ 06-03-2005, 11:24 PM: Message edited by: Charlie ]

Zebodog 06-03-2005 11:21 PM

You were supposed to be the man...the one to beat with sarcasm...

Maybe you weren't the man you were built up to be?

And Episode I was the best of the three, but didn't hold a candle to the original series!

Vaskez 06-03-2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlie:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Vaskez:
Of course I can never hope to reach your level of wit. Keep basking in your glory of the shoppe of shite from about 3 years ago which is your only post that anyone ever remembered.


That'll be one more than you then, and again, you'd be so very very wrong, jealousy is an awful thing, thanks for mentioning that post of mine, I never have.

Incidentally, you don't have to hide as an anonymous reader on the forums, and no one hates you, leastways not as far as I know. I personally hate bullies, particularly the big mouth bastards who think they're witty and clever but when broken down they fluster and flounder.....works every time.

I'm not your enemy Vaskez, in fact I find you rather likeable, I kind of thought you were taking the piss firstly out of Q'alooaith and then Wendy, I'm not the kind of bloke that will watch that without intervening.
</font>[/QUOTE]Do I seem to be flustering and floundering? I didn't say you were my enemy ( I don't have enemies) I just know that a lot of people think I'm a dick around here (don't really care) and just thought you might be one of them. I'm here to have a laugh, if I make friends, bonus, but in general, I'll stick to making friends in real life.

Vaskez 06-03-2005 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebodog:
You were supposed to be the man...the one to beat with sarcasm...

Maybe you weren't the man you were built up to be?

And Episode I was the best of the three, but didn't hold a candle to the original series!

Well as you can see I'm crap and have no wit, so whoever said I was the man to beat was having you on. (Who said that BTW?) I'm just a smartass bastard. The only people that laugh at my jokes are teenagers. But then again, I don't really try to be funny, I just write what pops into my head at the time.

Gangrell 06-03-2005 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Charlie:
particularly the big mouth bastards who think they're witty and clever
The hell did I ever do to you? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I've found the last few entries rather amusing to read, but I must ask you all to back off, busting Vask's chops is my job and mine alone, and I'll be damned if you all take that glory away from me :D

I don't think Vask has any haters, frankly, I'm glad he's around. As much of a painfully friendly and family like place that IW is, I need someone to joke with and on, besides, it's fun and entertaining :D (although I'm disappointed Vask, you never responded to my little rap in the Simpson thread [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D )

Ladyzekke 06-03-2005 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vaskez:
And LadyZ, don't start, I can come up with disses too...

had a lotta practice lately...
LOL @ thinkin you're a lady, you ain't high class, no doubt
You've got less CLASS than a high school dropout ;)
Tryina be FAMOUS on IW for dissing V but dissing on IW is MY right ;)
And dribbling your diet lime drink's the only time you're covered in "limelite" :D
Looking back, I wish I could say ya learned something and it was a nice fight
But checkin out some guy's ass is the only time LadyZ gains anything from "hindsight" :D

^^damn that last bar was pretty good, I could use that in a real battle :D

eh...OK..

I used "Lady" in front of my username "Zekke" so people would know I was a female, as I thought Zekke may not be obvious to others re gender, that was back in 2000 on the IWs blueboard, before you were a member Vazkez.
So dissing people on IWs is your right eh? When were you awarded the IWs Diss Button Vas?

Oh and I don't drink any diet drinks, nor lime drinks, so not sure where you are going re that sentence LOL.

That last sentence was really lame, and I'm not going too reply in a rhyme LOL, I don't know How I'm able to check out a guy's ass online LOL. :D

Charlie 06-03-2005 11:37 PM

No I don't think you're a dick, and you're right, friends is always the best policy.

Vaskez 06-03-2005 11:39 PM

Gang - I never saw it, until you mentioned it in another thread yesterday - by then it had been a couple of days...I can still respond to it if you want :D

LadyZ - *sigh* Guess it was wasted on you...I shouldn't have to explain but I guess I will (even the ones you didn't ask about)

school dropouts have no classes any more, i.e. no class and ladies in england are high class

Famous people enjoy the limelight, right? You claimed fame by saying you were the one who invented my nickname and were proud of it. That joke was about limelight - like coke lite (sugar free) limelite = diet lime drink

I only said my right (I mean my job) cos it rhymed with limelight

The last bar was NOT lame [img]tongue.gif[/img] I can only assume you didn't get it [img]tongue.gif[/img] hind = someone's behind = their ass. It doesn't matter if you can't check it out online duh, it was a) a joke b) speaking in general. So it was supposed to be wordplay, double meaning on the word hindsight. Most people on a rap verse site would appreciate that for good wordplay, trust me, I know. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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